Yes Or No!

[Troy.N]

Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC.

The thing is... I worked with her a few times.

[Horsman]

Do you like her???

[= Buckeye Jess =]

If you honestly have to ask advice on this one, she probably isn't the girl for you. Call me an idealist but...:dunno:

I understand the whole attraction issue, particularly up front - but if you know her and like her, should it really be THE deciding factor? If you are genuinely interested in her, why not? Or are you asking because she has shown some interest in you?

[McVaaahhh]

Shouldn't matter. If you like her, go out with her. If you're not attracted to her at all then don't.

I always said that I'd rather go out with a big girl with a great personality and intelligence, than a hot chick that's a bitch and/or dumb as a brick.

[Nick_Ninja]

Does she have money?

[Devaclis]

Duh!

[Mister BOYD]

Depends on what "going out" means. If your not interested in her, don't F her head up. Listen Ladies and GERMS.. quit ruining people to the point of retardation by doing inconsiderate crap like leading them on. Return to subject at hand.. If you are interested in dating her and the "weight" doesn't bother you, she may surprise you. Give her a chance! And.. BTW.. it's not shallow to let somebody know your not interested. That's Honesty and something that is far too lacking out there. What do you mean when you say you "worked" with her a few times?

[Horsman]

Does she have money?
Does she have money that she wants to spend on you?

[Mister BOYD]

Shouldn't matter. If you like her, go out with her. If you're not attracted to her at all then don't.

I always said that I'd rather go out with a big girl with a great personality and intelligence, than a hot chick that's a bitch and/or dumb as a brick.

+1

[rforsythe]

You don't want to seem shallow, but you're attempting to let peer pressure/acceptance decide who you date?

If you're attracted to her, go for it. If you have some insurmountable hangup about the whole thing, then don't (and avoid having to lie or be something you're not). Nobody can make that choice except you.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Depends on what "going out" means. If your not interested in her, don't F her head up. Listen Ladies and GERMS.. quit ruining people to the point of retardation by doing inconsiderate crap like leading them on. Return to subject at hand.. If you are interested in dating her and the "weight" doesn't bother you, she may surprise you. Give her a chance! And.. BTW.. it's not shallow to let somebody know your not interested. That's Honesty and something that is far too lacking out there. What do you mean when you say you "worked" with her a few times?
Amen brother... and I was wondering the exact same question.. lol

[sugarrey]

I like chics with some meat on their bones..If you have feelings, go for it.

[Nick_Ninja]

Does she have money that she wants to spend on you?

+1 :up:

[Devaclis]

the question is: Would she go out with you? Do you have a hair lip or is one of your hands a foot?

[Mister BOYD]

Amen brother... and I was wondering the exact same question.. lol

Lol.. Nice to see I make sense to someone out there! HI FIVE!

[Mister BOYD]

... or is one of your hands a foot?

OMG.. out of control! HAHAHAHA!

[Spy007]

Uh....

Ill be the insensitive one here...

Put it in her butt and say bye

But under no uncertain circumstances should you make eye contact afterwards

[Mister BOYD]

Uh....

Ill be the insensitive one here...

Put it in her butt and say bye

But under no uncertain circumstances should you make eye contact afterwards

How insensitive..

[Slo]

It's not shallow to not be attracted to someone because they are too fat or ugly for you. People do this all the time, hell, women most of the time ask about your occupation as one of their first conversations with you. If their is such a thing as shallow.... that would be it. You can date an ugly guy if he is a doctor or lawyer?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Lol.. Nice to see I make sense to someone out there! HI FIVE!
:cheers:
I'll take that over your high-five.. lol

Meh..the more and more I think about the initial question in the thread, the more confused I get. Are you throwing it out just to hear people's thoughts (I hope...) or are you genuinely going to base your actions upon our opinions? If that is the case, you are never going to be happy because nobody will agree across the board on anything. You'll always be worried about who is watching and what they think - and that isn't fair to either of you.

Besides...how does that one song go? Something about making an ugly woman your wife... lol

[= Buckeye Jess =]

It's not shallow to not be attracted to someone because they are too fat or ugly for you. People do this all the time, hell, women most of the time ask about your occupation as one of their first conversations with you. If their is such a thing as shallow.... that would be it. You can date an ugly guy if he is a doctor or lawyer?
Absolutely not shallow to not be attracted to someone b/c of their physique... but it is shallow to allow OTHER people's opinions of such to influence your own opinion. IMO

[Mister BOYD]

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life... Make an ugly woman your wife." Brain child of the mid to late seventies! Dated some 'not as attractive' girls before.. Lol.. I don't buy it!

[InlineSIX24]

You should let her know that you posed the question to random people on a bike forum and described her as "porky", and then see if she is all about it.

[Devaclis]

Always say this to yourself: "If she is interested in me, there is something wrong with her"

[Sully]

Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC.

The thing is... I worked with her a few times.


The question here is, what do YOU look like ? :spit: And would she consider dating YOU ? :lol:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life... Make an ugly woman your wife." Brain child of the mid to late seventies! Dated some 'not as attractive' girls before.. Lol.. I don't buy it!
LOL...yeah, yeah... just thought it was fitting for the thread!


You should let her know that you posed the question to random people on a bike forum and described her as "porky", and then see if she is all about it.
hehe...kind of why I'm hoping he's just tossing it out there for conversation's sake...

[Troy.N]

Do you like her???
as a friend.

[dallas]

How does she look on the back of your bike? You don't want to show up at the Shell and have all your boys clown on you..........

[Shea]

as a friend.

Then why the question?

[Troy.N]

If you honestly have to ask advice on this one, she probably isn't the girl for you. Call me an idealist but...:dunno:

I understand the whole attraction issue, particularly up front - but if you know her and like her, should it really be THE deciding factor? If you are genuinely interested in her, why not? Or are you asking because she has shown some interest in you?
I might have given her a wrong impression.

[Sully]

You should let her know that you posed the question to random people on a bike forum and described her as "porky", and then see if she is all about it.


:spit:... Awesome!

I've heard that some insecure guys date girls that are uglier or not as cute as they are - to assure them that no one else will want them, nor will she run off to cheat... cuz she's ugly and all... :roll:

[Troy.N]

Shouldn't matter. If you like her, go out with her. If you're not attracted to her at all then don't.

I always said that I'd rather go out with a big girl with a great personality and intelligence, than a hot chick that's a bitch and/or dumb as a brick.

you got a point.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

as a friend.
What's the issue then? If you only like her as a friend, why would you question dating her regardless of what she looks like???

[Spy007]

as a friend.

Seriously who the fuck cares.... either pork the porker or let her slip to someone hungry enough and just be friends with her. Make it known of your intentions though and dont go leading her on in case your stiffy wants to be treated like a hoagie and sucked down.... because that will only lead to hurt feelings :slappers:

[dallas]

as a friend.
Then don't even think about a relationship. Stay friends and leave it at that. You obviously had hang ups about in the first place or else you wouldn't have posted up on here.

[Shea]

I might have given her a wrong impression.

So it's not really whether or not you would date her, it's "I'm not interested so how do I get out?"

[Devaclis]

Since you have 26 posts, I am going to assume that you are either:

1. Fat, because you are too busy eating to post up anything useful

2. Playing WoW. In that case you should take whatever comes along that is not trying to steal your tier 7 epic armor and run off with your flying mount.

3. A troll, which means that if she does not pay you the toll, you eat her and refer yourself back to #1

[Troy.N]

The question here is, what do YOU look like ? :spit: And would she consider dating YOU ? :lol:

well she asked me.... I'm 6'4 210lbs and she's about 5'7 weight?

[Spy007]

Since you have 26 posts, I am going to assume that you are either:

1. Fat, because you are too busy eating to post up anything useful

2. Playing WoW. In that case you should take whatever comes along that is not trying to steal your tier 7 epic armor and run off with your flying mount.

3. A troll, which means that if she does not pay you the toll, you eat her and refer yourself back to #1

Im surprised you didnt try to sell him some gold :D

[= Buckeye Jess =]

I might have given her a wrong impression.
Ohhhh... in that case the only decent thing to do is to clear things up - particularly if you value your friendship with her.

But I still have to ask why you are asking the question....? Just b/c you gave a gal the wrong impression doesn't mean you have to follow through with it and have her bear your children...

[Troy.N]

Does she have money?

lol. She's a First officer pilot.

[Mister BOYD]

as a friend.

Sounds like you already know what to do then buddy. If your pre-occupied with hurting her.. Set it up as something with a group of mutual friends. When the next "more than friends" moment comes between the two of you and your not feeling right about it.. stop.. prove you have a set of danglers (at least to yourself) and just tell her straight up that you are interested in being friends and nothing more. Hopefully you haven't already done anything to set her up to believe anything otherwise.

[Spy007]

lol. She's a First officer pilot.

Ever been in the mile high club?
Here's your chance... its like riding a scooter in space!

[Mister BOYD]

I might have given her a wrong impression.

Impressions can be way off. Just tell her and get it over with.

[Troy.N]

What do you mean when you say you "worked" with her a few times?

I flew with her a few times... we are both pilots and she's a 1st officer (USAIRWAY)

[Troy.N]

Does she have money that she wants to spend on you?


$$$ is not an issue.

[Troy.N]

How does she look on the back of your bike? You don't want to show up at the Shell and have all your boys clown on you..........

wheeliiies all the way...

[Troy.N]

So it's not really whether or not you would date her, it's "I'm not interested so how do I get out?"

yes!!! how do I explain it to her.

[~Barn~]

Do it over an intercom, in one of those "This is your captain speaking...." kinda voices.

Those are always pretty well received.

[TurboGizzmo]

Remember one day we will all get old, fat and ugly ;)

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Why in the world couldn't you ask that in the first place dude????

Just be straight up and do it privately.

[~Barn~]

No-no-no.... Intercom.

[Devaclis]

Don't forget your wizard hat and robe

http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20080216/7.jpg

[Horsman]

Always say this to yourself: "If she is interested in me, there is something wrong with her"
I say that all of the time...:wtf:
gotta love Dana's Deep Thoughts...
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/bill.jpg
It is so Confusian(not Confucian)

[Pandora-11]

Does she have money?


That's just wrong!!!!!
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[JohnEffinK]

I love CSC.

If she is a friend and you bang her, then become not-friends because of it - is that OK?

John

[= Buckeye Jess =]

No-no-no.... Intercom.
lol... and knowing you, you'd prolly have it televised too, wouldn't ya? haha

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

if you are both adults...handle it like adults. Sounds to me like you were flirting and you got in over your head. be a man, and i'm sure she'll be a woman about it.

[Mister BOYD]

yes!!! how do I explain it to her.

Just tell her "look.. I just want to make sure we're on the same page before we go out.. Your cool and I like you as a friend.. I've been catching some vibes here and want to make sure neither of us is on the wrong page." Let the conversation roll from there. When it does, tell her your sorry for giving the wrong impression but you want nothing more. Wait.. you haven't already slept with her have you? That isn't what you meant by wrong impression is it?
Christ.. things do come in three's. I just had this conversation with someone I really liked, very very recently. Only I was the one told to expect only friendship. It sucked.. It hurt a little.. but guess what.. I'm man-ing up and getting over it. The sooner you let her know the better!

[TurboGizzmo]

Just tell her "look.. I just want to make sure we're on the same page before we go out.. Your cool and I like you as a friend.. I've been catching some vibes here and want to make sure neither of us is on the wrong page." Let the conversation roll from there. When it does, tell her your sorry for giving the wrong impression but you want nothing more. Wait.. you haven't already slept with her have you? That isn't what you meant by wrong impression is it?
Christ.. things do come in three's. I just had this conversation with someone very very recently. Only I was the one told to expect only friendship. It sucked.. It hurt a little.. but guess what.. I'm man-ing up and getting over it. The sooner you let her know the better!

Also perhaps have this convo when you and her arent flying....just in case it ends badly ;)

[Mister BOYD]

Also perhaps have this convo when you and her arent flying.... ;)

+1 HAHAH

[~Barn~]

lol... and knowing you, you'd prolly have it televised too, wouldn't ya? haha

Nah. I have enough media-savy to know that nobody wants wants to watch a televised relationship rejection, between 2 people you really couldn't care less about. Might as well watch the last 4 minutes of "The Bachelor".

An intercom announcement though.... That's something that the lay-person will tune into. :yes:

[Sully]

well she asked me.... I'm 6'4 210lbs and she's about 5'7 weight?

:lol: I was joking. What exactly did she ask you? Hey, let's go on a date, let's get a drink, let's have sex... what ?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Nah. I have enough media-savy to know that nobody wants wants to watch a televised relationship rejection, between 2 people you really couldn't care less about. Might as well watch the last 4 minutes of "The Bachelor".

An intercom announcement though.... That's something that the lay-person will tune into. :yes:
Well sure... if I'm listening to my pilot dump someone else in the cockpit over the intercom on my cross-country flight... my ears are gonna perk up a whole lot!!! lol

[Troy.N]

. Wait.. you haven't already slept with her have you? !

Nop and not planning too.

[Mister BOYD]

Nop and not planning too.


Good for you buddy. You might be a decent feller after all!

[Shea]

:lol: I was joking. What exactly did she ask you? Hey, let's go on a date, let's get a drink, let's have sex... what ?

"You look nice today"
"Are you hitting on me?"
"No I just said you look sharp"
"Listen, I don't want to have sex with you"
"Huh?"

[Gainer]

Does she have lots of money?

Fixed

[Mister BOYD]

"You look nice today"
"Are you hitting on me?"
"No I just said you look sharp"
"Listen, I don't want to have sex with you"
"Huh?"

Sounds like the death of Chivalry.

[Horsman]

:lol: I was joking. What exactly did she ask you? Hey, let's go on a date, let's get a drink, let's have sex... what ?
I say that all of the time to you - "Hey, let's go on a date, let's get a drink, let's have sex, hey where are you going, hey put down that mace, hey what's up with the police, Hey can you post me bail...:( It doesn't always work....

[Devaclis]

You should sneak up behind her like a hungry llama and tackle her, chew on her leg for a minute, then as her if she as any affiliations with the Travoltas. If all goes well and she does not strangle you with her thighs, then you should maybe go out for some expensive coffee or maybe apartment shopping.

[Shea]

Sounds like the death of Chivalry.

Yeah, I've pretty much decided to give up being the nice guy. Apparently to score the ladies I need to be as much of a douche as I possibly can. So I'll be hanging out with Cory a lot more... As they say, learn from the master.

[Sully]

Good for you buddy. You might be a decent feller after all!

So, are you saying, if you hit it and quit it, it makes you indecent ? :hump:

[Mister BOYD]

You should sneak up behind her like a hungry llama and tackle her, chew on her leg for a minute, then as her if she as any affiliations with the Travoltas. If all goes well and she does not strangle you with her thighs, then you should maybe go out for some expensive coffee or maybe apartment shopping.

Nice.. just collected my first "Dana-ism" Thanks for that buddy! HA HA

[Shea]

So, are you saying, if you hit it and quit it, it makes you indecent ? :hump:

*cough* must hold back.... :)

[JohnEffinK]

Apparently to score the ladies I need to be as much of a douche as I possibly can. So I'll be hanging out with Cory a lot more... As they say, learn from the master.


Would that be Cory Feldman or Cory Haim?!

John

[Troy.N]

:lol: I was joking. What exactly did she ask you? Hey, let's go on a date, let's get a drink, let's have sex... what ?

let's go on a date. I don't mine going for a drink and talk.

[Shea]

Would that be Cory Feldman or Cory Haim?!

John

Spy007

[~Barn~]

What I really want to know, is who is it here on the CSC, that keeps making these Lone Tree/Cherry Creek/Highlands Ranch accounts?

They all have designer cars and bikes for their signatures, and they all end up making posts that are inevitably suspect, borderline rude, and eventually lead to thread tension?

This reminds me of that one "DucatiClown" or whatever his name was, from about a month back. Maybe I'm just tuning into too many episodes of CSI or something, but there is an M.O. on the CSC lately, from various newies, that is becoming a trend.
:think:

[Devaclis]

Just be honest. Don't be a jerk, girls like that. You will just be leading her on.

[Mister BOYD]

let's go on a date. I don't mine going for a drink and talk.


You said it.. "I don't mind going for a drink and a talk" (add with a friend). That's what you tell her. If she's feeling something more, a flag should go up in her mind. It's still best to be as forward as possible, with out being a flaming asshole, but if you want to ease the situation in.. that might be a possible segue into the friends conversation.

[dallas]

So, are you saying, if you hit it and quit it, it makes you indecent ? :hump:
No, not at all, just cuddle afterwards and you should still be a good guy...........

[Horsman]

Would that be Cory Feldman or Cory Haim?!

John I think he worships both - Didn't you see his small Lost Boys t-shirt???

[dallas]

That's just wrong!!!!!
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif
But you love it!!!!!

[Devaclis]

No, not at all, just cuddle afterwards and you should still be a good guy...........

If by cuddle, you mean fall asleep on her until she calls the cops, then that is my FAVORITE thing to do.

[Shea]

I think he worships both - Didn't you see his small Lost Boys t-shirt???

et tu Horseman?

[~Barn~]

Ha! You missed March 15th by like 2+ months, John.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

The life lessons to be learned on CSC...yeesh! lol

Yeah...that's it... we can put a Heloise or Dr. Ruth section in here and have every single life crisis hashed out over the net and decided for us! :banghead:
It takes thinking AND personal responsibility entirely out of the equation.... are you with me on this one Shea???? lol

[dallas]

If by cuddle, you mean fall asleep on her until she calls the cops, then that is my FAVORITE thing to do.
Now this is just my rule of thumb here, but if you cuddle 15 seconds for every minute of hard core sex action, you should be good. So it is an extra 45 seconds to a minute of your life just to stay in her good graces. If she is a true friend, she is worth a minute of my life............(or should I say, if it was good for me, it is worth the extra minute to do it again.....)

[Shea]

Now this is just my rule of thumb here, but if you cuddle 15 seconds for every minute of hard core sex action, you should be good. So it is an extra 45 seconds to a minute of your life just to stay in her good graces. If she is a true friend, she is worth a minute of my life............

Jesus, we'll be there the entire night! Honestly I can't put that much time (nor stay awake) into cuddling. You get a good half hour tops. Sorry.

[Sully]

Now this is just my rule of thumb here, but if you cuddle 15 seconds for every minute of hard core sex action, you should be good. So it is an extra 45 seconds to a minute of your life just to stay in her good graces. If she is a true friend, she is worth a minute of my life............

What if she just wants to hit it and quit it and kick your ass out ? There will be no "cuddling" session... get out, now! :D Oh wait, you are friends.. ok a minute of cuddling will suffice

[Sully]

Jesus, we'll be there the entire night! Honestly I can't put that much time (nor stay awake) into cuddling. You get a good half hour tops. Sorry.


FAIL!!!!! Don't mind if I snore in your ear! :lol:

[Devaclis]

Tell her she tastes like turkey and turkey makes you sleepy.

[Shea]

The life lessons to be learned on CSC...yeesh! lol

Yeah...that's it... we can put a Heloise or Dr. Ruth section in here and have every single life crisis hashed out over the net and decided for us! :banghead:
It takes thinking AND personal responsibility entirely out of the equation.... are you with me on this one Shea???? lol

First rule of counseling: The person must ask for help first. An unwilling client is a pointless waste of everyone's time.
Second rule: You can't tell them what to do. They then become dependent on you.

[Pandora-11]

But you love it!!!!!

Whaddya mean pool boy?

[Shea]

FAIL!!!!! Don't mind if I snore in your ear! :lol:

Yeah. We already know your position on cuddling woman ;)

[~Barn~]

Tell her she tastes like turkey and turkey makes you sleepy.

Post of the day.

[Horsman]

et tu Horseman?
Huh???:mrt: did you mean??? Clatto Verata Nicto?
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/powerballadman/boomstick1.gif

[dallas]

What if she just wants to hit it and quit it and kick your ass out ? There will be no "cuddling" session... get out, now! :D Oh wait, you are friends.. ok a minute of cuddling will suffice
That is when you put your thumb and pinky in the fake phone position and say "Call me!" on the way out the door.............

[dallas]

FAIL!!!!! Don't mind if I snore in your ear! :lol:
Haven't you noticed I started bringing earplugs............

[= Buckeye Jess =]

First rule of counseling: The person must ask for help first. An unwilling client is a pointless waste of everyone's time.
Second rule: You can't tell them what to do. They then become dependent on you.
But that is the beauty of the system here, dontcha see? lol
If they are posting it, they are asking for our collective help. As for your second rule, like I said... takes thinking and responsibility/accountability out of the process. You say it as if there were a problem with it. :roll:

Yeah, I'm that bored right now... I'm not convinced that my radio is working either....eerily quiet up here today. lol

[Shea]

Huh???:mrt: did you mean??? Clatto Verata Nicto?


Don't get much Shakespeare eh? Julius Caeser to Marcus Brutus after the later plunged the dagger into the former's heart. "Et tu Brute" = "You too Brutus?"

[dallas]

Whaddya mean pool boy?
Nothing ma'am....I'll put the leather thong back on and start cleaning the pool.......

[Devaclis]

Nothing ma'am....I'll put the leather thong back on and start cleaning the pool.......

Like a piano wire cutting a brick of sharp cheddar.

[dirkterrell]

"Et tu Brute" = "You too Brutus?"

Damn, and I always thought he was talking about his choice of cologne.

Dirk

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Huh???:mrt: did you mean??? Clatto Verata Nicto?

Well I'll at least hand out the kudos on the Day The Earth Stood Still reference... haven't seen it in quite a while! lol

[Shea]

Damn, and I always thought he was talking about his choice of cologne.

Dirk

How's that PhD in Obtuse working for ya? :)

[Horsman]

Don't get much Shakespeare eh? Julius Caeser to Marcus Brutus after the later plunged the dagger into the former's heart. "Et tu Brute" = "You too Brutus?"
I sucked at Latin... Potest ex casa magnus vir exire. - A great man can come from a cabin. :drink:

[Shea]

Well I'll at least hand out the kudos on the Day The Earth Stood Still reference... haven't seen it in quite a while! lol

Oh Jess, he was referring to Army of Darkness (hence the Ash pic). But kudos to you for knowing the original reference. :)

[Troy.N]

Thanks for all your inputs ladies and gents. It's time to drop this thread.

[dirkterrell]

How's that PhD in Obtuse working for ya? :)

It's in the original version of the play: "Thou wearest Brut too? Thou art killing me!" but with the ADD of most 16th century audience, they had to shorten it.

Dirk

[Horsman]

Well I'll at least hand out the kudos on the Day The Earth Stood Still reference... haven't seen it in quite a while! lol WTF??? That is a picture of my BOOM STICK:shocked:... geesh, Shop S-MART!!!!

[Shea]

I sucked at Latin... Potest ex casa magnus vir exire. - A great man can come from a cabin. :drink:

Actually I think it literally translates as "and you Brutus?". Took Russian in HS not Latin, though it is a pretty cool language.

[Devaclis]

There was Hai Karate in the original courtyard scene in Enter the Dragon, too

[Shea]

It's in the original version of the play: "Thou wearest Brut too? Thou art killing me!" but with the ADD of most 16th century audience, they had to shorten it.

Dirk

Compared to the ADD of today's audiences? :) At least we don't have to sit through old English, ugh.

[Spy007]

Yeah, I've pretty much decided to give up being the nice guy. Apparently to score the ladies I need to be as much of a douche as I possibly can. So I'll be hanging out with Cory a lot more... As they say, learn from the master.

You will learn much grasshoppa

[Nick_Ninja]

Compared to the ADD of today's audiences? :) At least we don't have to sit through old English, ugh.

That would be Olde English :)

[Sully]

That is when you put your thumb and pinky in the fake phone position and say "Call me!" on the way out the door.............

Or pull the "I have to work early tomorrow" card :dunno: ... Just like in my Best Friends Girlfriend... lol


Yeah. We already know your position on cuddling woman ;)

Actually.. I'm getting much better about it.. it's not always about MY needs! :lol:

Oh and Dallas, those earplugs are to drown out your own snoring, not mine !

[Shea]

That would be Olde English :)

Thank you sir. Perchance ye olde english?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Oh Jess, he was referring to Army of Darkness (hence the Ash pic). But kudos to you for knowing the original reference. :)
HA! That would explain my confusion about the pic then... I'll go sit in my corner and be quiet now...

[Shea]

Thanks for all your inputs ladies and gents. It's time to drop this thread.

Thread has reached critical mass and will continue to live on. The post whores have infected it :)

[Mister BOYD]

Thanks for all your inputs ladies and gents. It's time to drop this thread.


HAHA.. likely that isn't for you to decide with this group!

[Horsman]

Thread has reached critical mass and will continue to live on. The post whores have infected it :) True.... LOL

[Mental]

Thanks for all your inputs ladies and gents. It's time to drop this thread.


Yeah, you must be new here.

[Devaclis]

I don't think so. Not today.

[TFOGGuys]

Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC.

The thing is... I worked with her a few times.

I guess the question I have is: Is she adult enough to handle a Friends with Benefits type of relationship, or if you give her a peck on the cheek, is she gonna start shopping for curtains for the baby's room in your new jointly owned house?

[Devaclis]

If you go out for just drinks, go out for some bacon flavored vodka. That way if she tosses her cookies you have a nice, reheated to go meal.

[Snowman]

If you go out for just drinks, go out for some bacon flavored vodka. That way if she tosses her cookies you have a nice, reheated to go meal.You were part of an experimental study as a child, weren’t you?

[Nick_Ninja]

Thank you sir. Perchance ye olde english?

Thou seest thine ancestry well! Forsooth, I do declare my wishes to make it known throughout the land, and I furthermore wish to celebrate by the partaking of ye olde Elephant grog. Care to join me?
:drink:

[Devaclis]

I just like bacon, a lot.

[Devaclis]

http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20080224/8.jpg

[Horsman]

Thou seest thine ancestry well! Forsooth, I do declare my wishes to make it known throughout the land, and I furthermore wish to celebrate by the partaking of ye olde Elephant grog. Care to join me?
:drink:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/Carlswallpaper.gif
Funny, How I remember certain women with certain beers.

[Devaclis]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/Carlswallpaper.gif
Funny, How I remember certain women with certain beers.

I hear ya:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/P4150417.jpg

[sugarrey]

Whats with the worm in the middle of the 2 gi-joes and the squirrel cage pic? Trying to see where that all fits into this???? Hmmm?

[Nick_Ninja]

:spit:

[BondiBeach]

I hear ya:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/P4150417.jpg


Ha :drink:

[Horsman]

I hear ya:
You really need to warn me before you post that shit...
It is worse than getting Rick Rolled....

[sugarrey]

This thread has over 130 replies, obviously the weather is shitty because we have nothing better to do!!!

[Devaclis]

it's like being donkey punched.

[Horsman]

it's like being donkey punched.
I have the movie if you want it???

Poor Troy - he just wanted some good advise (little did he know that it would turn into a PostWhoreParadise).

[dirkterrell]

There was Hai Karate in the original courtyard scene in Enter the Dragon, too

I always took ol' Julius to be a Hai Karate type of guy. He wasn't careful how he used it and look what happened.


Dirk

[zetaetatheta]

Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC.

The thing is... I worked with her a few times.

Sorry I'm late to the discussion but here is my take:
Just stick your dick through the bottom of a KFC bucket and tell her there is one last leg left in the bucket. After about 3 hrs of her trying to get it out you will know if it's right or not.

[Nick_Ninja]

Sorry I'm late to the discussion but here is my take:
Just stick your dick through the bottom of a KFC bucket and tell her there is one last leg left in the bucket. After about 3 hrs of her trying to get it out you will know if it's right or not.

Finger lickin' gud :up:

[UglyDogRacing]

Ha :drink:


http://smiliesftw.com/x/shitsweak.gif

[Pandora-11]

Sorry I'm late to the discussion but here is my take:
Just stick your dick through the bottom of a KFC bucket and tell her there is one last leg left in the bucket. After about 3 hrs of her trying to get it out you will know if it's right or not.

Seems to me that you have an obsession with that appendage, Zeta....lol:)

[Skinbabe]

let's go on a date. I don't mine going for a drink and talk.
Just tell her you dont date people you work with... And really... you fly planes?? Im scared.

[sugarrey]

Sorry I'm late to the discussion but here is my take:
Just stick your dick through the bottom of a KFC bucket and tell her there is one last leg left in the bucket. After about 3 hrs of her trying to get it out you will know if it's right or not.


WTF? where did that come from? :hump: NICE

[zetaetatheta]

Seems to me that you have an obsession with that appendage, Zeta....lol:)
If you knew me in the biblical sense--you would too:hump:

[kawasakirob]

Go for it if she smells good. Hell why not?

[kawasakirob]

I bet there is a wet spot on that seat

[The Black Knight]

here's my advice :up:

12603

[sugarrey]

OMG!!! WTF.

[Mister BOYD]

here's my advice :up:

12603

HEY! TROY N. ---> If your still takin advice from this thread.. This is why they say be careful what you ask for! Man.. I could have done without these images. WTF is right!

[zetaetatheta]

The more the cushion the better the pushing, plus she will keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer. Buffet's only though!

[The Black Knight]

Sorry, man. Does this make it better?
that pic belongs in it's proper thread: http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=30122

Only fat chick pics in this guys thread. :)

[Pandora-11]

If you knew me in the biblical sense--you would too:hump:

I guess I can only dream...:roll::roll::roll::blowup::crazy:

[zetaetatheta]

I guess I can only dream...:roll::roll::roll::blowup::crazy:

How much money ya got:hump:

[Pandora-11]

How much money ya got:hump:
Enough to buy better than you!!:)

[rforsythe]

:spit: This is the best thread in a while.

[The Black Knight]

I bet there is a wet spot on that seat
that's sick dude!!! but only if there's a seat left.

[mtnairlover]

Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC.

The thing is... I worked with her a few times.

Um...wow...being on the porky side, I can honestly say that if anyone I was even remotely interested in said anything remotely close to what you just said, I'd dump him in a heartbeat...seriously...that's just wrong. I want to be wanted for me...all of ME, without hesitation. And I would expect that the man I'm interested in would want the same from me.

GL with whatever you decide.

[Pandora-11]

Um...wow...being on the porky side, I can honestly say that if anyone I was even remotely interested in said anything remotely close to what you just said, I'd dump him in a heartbeat...seriously...that's just wrong. I want to be wanted for me...all of ME, without hesitation. And I would expect that the man I'm interested in would want the same from me.

GL with whatever you decide.
:yay::yay: Tell him!!!!

[rforsythe]

Um...wow...being on the porky side, I can honestly say that if anyone I was even remotely interested in said anything remotely close to what you just said, I'd dump him in a heartbeat...seriously...that's just wrong. I want to be wanted for me...all of ME, without hesitation. And I would expect that the man I'm interested in would want the same from me.

GL with whatever you decide.

Ha yeah I was going to comment on what's going to happen when he dates her, she joins CSC, and finds this thread one day... But then he came out about wanting to avoid the whole thing.

[mtnairlover]

Ah...that's what I get for piping off after reading the first post and not reading anything else...lol...well, cept for the ridiculously stupid fat photos and other fat comments...could do without those as well...ho-hum. Shuttin up now.

[Skinbabe]

Am I really the only one who is scared that he flys planes with people on them??

[Nick_Ninja]

Am I really the only one who is scared that he flys planes with people on them??

His company put one in the Hudson recently. Great track record.

[rforsythe]

Am I really the only one who is scared that he flys planes with people on them??

As a pilot I'm actually kind of encouraged that he's at least considering the ramifications of his actions instead of being some impulsive dumbass. That's not a bad quality to have flying a couple hundred people around.


His company put one in the Hudson recently. Great track record.

Hard to blame the company for the geese though... Besides the pilot of that jet has gigantic balls and fuckin ninja skills to set it down like that.

[Skinbabe]

As a pilot I'm actually kind of encouraged that he's at least considering the ramifications of his actions instead of being some impulsive dumbass. That's not a bad quality to have flying a couple hundred people around.



Hard to blame the company for the geese though... Besides the pilot of that jet has gigantic balls and fuckin ninja skills to set it down like that.

I agre on the giganti balls and ninja skills on that one. But its his maturity level that Im worried about here. Posting on a website about a "porky" co worker and a possible relationship, or how to get out of it?? That was some shit I would see on website forums when I was 17.

[The Black Knight]

Ah...that's what I get for piping off after reading the first post and not reading anything else...lol...well, cept for the ridiculously stupid fat photos and other fat comments...could do without those as well...ho-hum. Shuttin up now.
sorry Cathy, the fat chick pics were to lighten the mood. Strictly for humor sake. And nothing directed at or anyone in particular.

[mtnairlover]

sorry Cathy, the fat chick pics were to lighten the mood. Strictly for humor sake. And nothing directed at or anyone in particular.

Oh, I know...it's really hard to get past sometimes, though. Just a knee-jerk reaction on my part...not that I thought the joking was directed toward anyone...just tired of having to deal with the stereo-types.

[The Black Knight]

Oh, I know...it's really hard to get past sometimes, though. Just a knee-jerk reaction on my part...not that I thought the joking was directed toward anyone...just tired of having to deal with the stereo-types.
Well that's the thing Cathy, at least for me, I wasn't trying to come across with stereotypes. I was just throwing up random big chick pics in an attempt to maybe brighten the mood and add a laugh to someone's day. And that is all I set out to do. Hopefully not to offend anyone because that wasn't the case.

I'll be honest, I've got a warped sense of humor and I can laugh at some of the most messed up stuff. But that's just my jovial personality and I try not to take things to serious. For me, I can tell when someone is just talking some fun smack and when people are trying to be malicious. That's where it ends with me. When someone sets out to really be hurtful to someone about a specific attribute they may have is when I call it quits. However, if it's just straight up smack. Yeah I'm down and always will be.

[mtnairlover]

It's ok Jason...honestly. It just struck a deep chord...not the right time for me to read a thread like this, etc, etc.

[thatmofo]

If you like her go for it because bigger girls usually have the biggest hearts. I have serious respect for bigger girls that are at the gym sweating like crazy trying to get in shape.

[Skinbabe]

If you like her go for it because bigger girls usually have the biggest hearts. I have serious respect for bigger girls that are at the gym sweating like crazy trying to get in shape.
I agree 100% on that!

[honey]

Everyone has their own preference! Sometimes they change (sometimes not). If a person has to ask other people if they would date a person based on appearances chances are - really not that interested.

[BondiBeach]

I agre on the giganti balls and ninja skills on that one. But its his maturity level that Im worried about here. Posting on a website about a "porky" co worker and a possible relationship, or how to get out of it?? That was some shit I would see on website forums when I was 17.

Ha... he didnt mentioned a possible relationship or how to get out of it?? He wanted to know how is he going to explain it to her w/o hurting her feeling.

Plus people dont be hypocrite. Hey!!! if he got high standards... let it be. It's like you dont see Goerge Clooney going out with Rosie O'donnell or Heidy Klum going out with Jack Black. Dont make sense.

Life is Full of Double Standard, Kids whine... Ladies deal with it.

[BondiBeach]

Everyone has their own preference! Sometimes they change (sometimes not). If a person has to ask other people if they would date a person based on appearances chances are - really not that interested.

that's a 10-4.

[BondiBeach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bni15_ZoXrc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcYf3zK8QF8

[derekm]

no --------

[BHeth]

Um...wow...being on the porky side, I can honestly say that if anyone I was even remotely interested in said anything remotely close to what you just said, I'd dump him in a heartbeat...seriously...that's just wrong. I want to be wanted for me...all of ME, without hesitation. And I would expect that the man I'm interested in would want the same from me.

GL with whatever you decide.

My apologies to you MtAir. I have been reading your posts for years and respect you very much. You sound like a terrific lady. I have removed the offending pics. I am definitely old enough to know better.:banghead:

[rforsythe]

I agre on the giganti balls and ninja skills on that one. But its his maturity level that Im worried about here. Posting on a website about a "porky" co worker and a possible relationship, or how to get out of it?? That was some shit I would see on website forums when I was 17.

Well, ok yeah there is that... :lol:

[mtnairlover]

My apologies to you MtAir. I have been reading your posts for years and respect you very much. You sound like a terrific lady. I have removed the offending pics. I am definitely old enough to know better.:banghead:

Thanks

[Sean]

You sound like a terrific lady.She is :up:

[Skinbabe]

Ha... he didnt mentioned a possible relationship or how to get out of it?? He wanted to know how is he going to explain it to her w/o hurting her feeling..

Really?? I quote... "Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC."

He's asking would we go out with a fat chick... not what I call a mature statemet for anyone over 22.

[BondiBeach]

Really?? I quote... "Ok ladies and gents I need your opinions on this one. Would you go out with a girl that is on a bit... how d a say this "porky side" I mean really BIG:). Don't get me wrong or anything, but she have a beautiful face. I just don't want to give her the wrong impression and don't wanna be shallow either. So let me CSC."

He's asking would we go out with a fat chick... not what I call a mature statemet for anyone over 22.

and what did I say about double standard.... stop whining and deal with it.

[UglyDogRacing]

you two should go on a lunch date together sometime.

[Skinbabe]

and what did I say about double standard.... stop whining and deal with it.
I never said anything about the double standard...?? I agree with that part.

[BondiBeach]

I never said anything about the double standard...?? I agree with that part.

alright then.

[sugarrey]

Stop the madness....nearing 200 replies!!!

[InlineSIX24]

191

[Shea]

192

[Troy.N]

This thread absolutely gone madddd.

[Shea]

This thread absolutely gone madddd.

Mad I tell you...MAD!!!

194

[TFOGGuys]

195

[Pandora-11]

This thread absolutely gone madddd.

<<<<<May I direct your attention to my avatar?

Clowns...they're all clowns!!!

[Troy.N]

lol

[kawasakirob]

So Troy.......did you lick her yet?

[Wyck]

199

[Troy.N]

So Troy.......did you lick her yet?

WTF, is this the typical CSC??

[Troy.N]

201.

[kawasakirob]

WTF, is this the typical CSC??

No its not, I'm an idiot

[kawasakirob]

Troy, you are as shallow as we are, you asked if you should date a chick solely because she was bigger......did you lick her or not?

[Slo]

Troy, you are as shallow as we are, you asked if you should date a chick solely because she was bigger......did you lick her or not?

Hahaha... we are all shallow in our own ways, even though many will not admit it.

[Troy.N]

Hahaha... we are all shallow in our own ways, even though many will not admit it.

I'm not saying I'll never hangout with her again.. as a friend, but to date? I have to say NO.

So that settle it.

[The Black Knight]

My apologies to you MtAir. I have been reading your posts for years and respect you very much. You sound like a terrific lady. I have removed the offending pics. I am definitely old enough to know better.:banghead:
Same here Cathy, I removed the one with the woman having probs with her pants.

However, the Slumpbuster has to stay. It's for the OP. :)

[BeoBe]

i can't believe your asking CSC advice on a chick... lol.... i mean asking for good places to ride (your bike) is one thing.. but thats a ride i dont think you should ask online

[Mister BOYD]

Same here Cathy, I removed the one with the woman having probs with her pants.

However, the Slumpbuster has to stay. It's for the OP. :)

Slumpbuster was out of control.. I never wanted to know what that was or what it was supposed to look like. So yea.. thanks for the visual!

[sugarrey]

Im shallow.....at least my butthole is.

[Mister BOYD]

Im shallow.....at least my butthole is.


Lolz.. be careful sayin that around here. Yesterday Dana got ahold of a "hot chick"! HA

[Sortarican]

Hahaha... we are all shallow in our own ways, even though many will not admit it.

Not me.....I'm deep.













Like a dry well.......empty of content, devoid of light, and usfull only as a place to dispose of roadkill.

[SLVRSURFR]

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life... Make an ugly woman your wife." Brain child of the mid to late seventies! Dated some 'not as attractive' girls before.. Lol.. I don't buy it!

I agree.. Even the women not viewed "physically" as socially acceptable, have the same tendencies to F&#k (F&@k) things up!

[Mister BOYD]

I agree.. Even the women not viewed "physically" as socially acceptable, have the same tendencies to F&#k things up!

Yessir! Used to believe that philosophy for a little while. Decided I know my own worth and would never settle and deal with the dissasters of dating/relationships with anybody I wasn't as attracted to!

[SLVRSURFR]

Yessir! Used to believe that philosophy for a little while. Decided I know my own worth and would never settle and deal with the dissasters of dating/relationships with anybody I wasn't as attracted to!

Or compatible with as well. Are we brothers from a another mother??? LOL I've been saying that for years... Mutual attraction is a key factor