LOL Useless Superpowers

[Devaclis]

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/05/052709_super_1.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

That makes me like super mega hero since I've got several of those... :(

[Devaclis]

I saw you eying that fedora at bike night.

[MetaLord 9]

I like a sexy brim, what can I say?

[Zach929rr]

Just for your slightly sickening love of teh kittah:

http://buttersafe.com/comics/2008-10-28-thisfire.jpg

[Devaclis]

hahahaha

[Spiderman]

http://www.hasenhundl.com/images/myspace/CyanideHappinessSpiderBite.jpg

[DavidofColorado]

Anyone remember the Power Rangers Movie? After all the zords were destroyed and they got new ones designed from the most powerful animals on earth. One guy got a bear and other an eagle... I laughed when that one guy got a frog zord. I haven't seen anyone get screwed on super powers like that since the kid that got "heart" on Capt'n Planet. lol.

Which now I relize that Captn planet was just a political cartoon meant to brainwash kids into recycling. I find that I side more with the bad guys wanting a car that goes fast. Since not everyone had a solarpowered airplane like the Eco Kids.

/rant over

[Mister BOYD]

HAha.. just found this one, Walk through walls-ish

[Mister BOYD]

Does anybody have the ability to LEVITATE BIRDS?

[Mister BOYD]

How about the ability to fly, but only indoors?

[Mister BOYD]

I personally have the ability to see one second into the future! :banghead:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Oh yeah? Well I have the ability to see into the past. weeeellll into the past! =)

[Mister BOYD]

Oh yeah? Well I have the ability to see into the past. weeeellll into the past! =)

Yea.. I kinda forgot how to do that one!

[Devaclis]

I was struck by lightening once

some people think that when you are struck by lightening, you get special powers, super powers

Well I did

I got the power to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

Will I use it for good or for evil? Hmmmmm

/Dave Atell

[FZ1Guy]

Squirtanley.....LOL


I was struck by lightening once

some people think that when you are struck by lightening, you get special powers, super powers

Well I did

I got the power to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

Will I use it for good or for evil? Hmmmmm

/Dave Atell

[ghostrider_9]

When I was younger I had the ability to stay up super late, then wake up in strange places, wondering how the hell I got there . . . most of the time alcohol was involved. This is proof positive that alcohol gives you super powers.

[MetaLord 9]

Anyone remember the Power Rangers Movie? After all the zords were destroyed and they got new ones designed from the most powerful animals on earth. One guy got a bear and other an eagle... I laughed when that one guy got a frog zord. I haven't seen anyone get screwed on super powers like that since the kid that got "heart" on Capt'n Planet. lol.

Which now I relize that Captn planet was just a political cartoon meant to brainwash kids into recycling. I find that I side more with the bad guys wanting a car that goes fast. Since not everyone had a solarpowered airplane like the Eco Kids.

/rant over
I'm not even sure where to begin decimating this labotomized polar bear reach around of a quote...

[FZ1Guy]

I have the ability to spend a whole shit load of money... yet never actually get a paycheck...:crazy:

[Sully]

When I was younger I had the ability to stay up super late, then wake up in strange places, wondering how the hell I got there . . . most of the time alcohol was involved. This is proof positive that alcohol gives you super powers.

When you were younger ? Wasn't this like.. last year ??? :wtf: ... :lol:

[MetaLord 9]

I have the ability to spend a whole shit load of money... yet never actually get a paycheck...:crazy:I have a similar power, it's the ability to pour assloads of cash directly into my motorcycle for absolutely no gain whatsoever

[Snowman]

I can make burritos detonate in a microwave at will.

[ghostrider_9]

When you were younger ? Wasn't this like.. last year ??? :wtf: ... :lol:

Well, I was younger last year . . .

[MetaLord 9]

Oh, duh, I forgot my most potent superpowers:
- the ability repell attractive women with a single belch
- the ability instantly to kill anything under 120 lbs. with subsonic ass bombs

[FZ1Guy]

[quote=Snowman;457684]I can make burritos detonate in MY ASS at will.[
/quote]

Fixed it for you!

[Dogsbody]

I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future but only off to the sides...

[Devaclis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/1145337417835.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

^^That strawberry should really see a dentist...

[drevinci]

I was struck by lightening once

some people think that when you are struck by lightening, you get special powers, super powers

Well I did

I got the power to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

Will I use it for good or for evil? Hmmmmm

/Dave Atell

:pointlaugh: