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Devaclis
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:19 AM
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
MetaLord 9
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:19 AM
Sonic the pinecone?
Devaclis
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:24 AM
(219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
MetaLord 9
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:26 AM
Speaking of which, I saw a nerd slap fight on Evans yesterday on the way home. It started with a woeful dragon ninja kick of some sort and then the bookbags went flying. It was like a scene out of "there will be blood." (and no, I don't know which one ended up drinking the other's milkshake)
McVaaahhh
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Such a great site...

(912): I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Sleev
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:46 AM
(603): I just threw up on my dentist
Sleev
Fri May 29th, 2009, 11:46 AM
these have to be fake
McVaaahhh
Fri May 29th, 2009, 12:04 PM
This reminds me of my bachelor party. :lol:

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
= Buckeye Jess =
Fri May 29th, 2009, 12:26 PM
Some most likely are fake Steve....but some of then are genuine and damn funny! lol
I check that site every morning so I can start my day off laughing. =)
Jason ON
Tue Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:51 PM
(801): Yah man, that place is surreal
(731): Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?