dapper
Wed Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:55 AM
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and
generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your
organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Q: What similarities are there in a condom and a casket?
A: You come in one and leave in the other, and they both hold stiffs.
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and
asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have.
'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o'
those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later.." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle
of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"
generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your
organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Q: What similarities are there in a condom and a casket?
A: You come in one and leave in the other, and they both hold stiffs.
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and
asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have.
'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o'
those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later.." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle
of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"