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*KEN*
Wed Jun 3rd, 2009, 11:07 PM
Tonight, Pharmgirl and indulged in our vice - ice cream. We just couldn't pass up free Root beer floats at Sonic.

On the way home, we stopped at the grocery store. As I pulled out of my grocery store parking spot, I heard the roar of a two-stroke disturb the otherwise quiet plaza. I looked over to see a dirtbike leaving the plaza and thought to myself that I'll never understand why people ride motorcycles in the rain (given a choice). We exited the plaza and approached the first stoplight when the car in front of me stopped fairly far back from the light. At this point I thought I saw a motorcycle tire sticking up in the air ahead of us. After a moment, the car proceeded to pull forward and exposed the guy picking his bike up off the ground in the turning lane. I don't know what happened - maybe he got the bike sideways when the light turned green. He was relatively unscathed though, superiorly protected by his baseball cap and tank-top shirt.

Since he didn't appear to be hurt, we proceeded to continue through the intersection. As we passed the rider, Pharmgirl noticed that he was indulging in his own vice tonight. He trashed his bike, but managed to save the gallon of Jack Daniels he was carrying (without a bag). Maybe he's not a squid after all :)

Mental
Wed Jun 3rd, 2009, 11:17 PM
No Gixsah = No squid.

Tipys
Wed Jun 3rd, 2009, 11:20 PM
Plus one with mental

#1Townie
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 12:38 AM
man no squid would have had the thought to save his whisky..

Devaclis
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 06:56 AM
I couldn't strap it to the bike, I forgot my tie downs.

dm_gsxr
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 07:27 AM
Riding in the rain == squid? Or is just that he didn't have gear?

Carl

Dr. Joe Siphek
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 08:03 AM
2-strokes are legal on the street? I had no idea.

puckstr
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 08:34 AM
Idiot... Whiskey goes on the INSIDE:drink:

Dietrich_R1
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 08:37 AM
Ahhhh... Brings back memories!

After a long ride up in the Mtns, we'ld all break off for our prospective duties to pick up supplies for the BBQ!

Well, since I had a ZX-1100 (aka: Big Fat Pig), I was usually the person who went to the liquor store!

The Police Officers faces were PRICELESS as I drove by with a "few" cases of beer cargo netted on the back!!!!


I'm sure that guy in a tank top & flip-flops didn't just finish riding 450 miles either!!!!!

D

#1Townie
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 09:07 AM
i used to ride home from work with a case on the tank...

sugarrey
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 10:10 AM
Why does that not surprise me #1 ?

rforsythe
Thu Jun 4th, 2009, 01:02 PM
2-strokes are legal on the street? I had no idea.

Judging by the rest of the story, that was probably not at the top of his list of concerns.