Hey guys, I have a problem :(

[Devaclis]

My wife just sent me this text:


Wife: Just stopped @ the Moco 4 water, This bike is the bomb!

Me: Is it running well?

Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!


I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(

[gtn]

Pull two of her spark plugs?

[Devaclis]

Something that will not get me killed, please.

[salsashark]

QUICK!!!



Sell the DRZ and buy a bike that will keep up with her!

[Matty]

QUICK!!!



Sell the DRZ and buy a bike that will keep up with her!


nope the bonehead move was selling his CBR in the first place!!!!

[Devaclis]

Psh, I can keep up on the DRZ, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!

[gtn]

Then you'll have to get a sport bike yourself.

[McVaaahhh]

Put on a pair of heeled boots and a mid-driff shirt and ride pillion on the wifey's new gixxer?

:lol:

[Tipys]

Psh, I can keep up on the DRZ, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!


Quick buy her a Kawi

[TFOGGuys]

Put a 12 tooth front sprocket on it. Then the speedo will show at least 25% faster than she is actually going... shows:72 Actual:54..... problem solved, let go get b33rs! :drink:

[Matty]

Quick buy her a Kawi
Hmmm... i gots a Gixxer and a Ninja...

[Devaclis]

Quick buy her a Kawi

Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:

"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"

[Snowman]

Don’t let her bring the bike to bed…

[Matty]

Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:

"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"
You know before i'd joke with ya.... but my new zx6r is stupid fast.

[Devaclis]

Yeah, they are ALL fast. But making fun the ugly kids was always fun :)

[Tipys]

Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:

"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"


Hey its not a Honda

http://www.daytonasportbikes.com/pics/hondaflame.jpg

[Zach929rr]

^^ That what happens when you reset the trip meter the wrong way. Very finnicky stuff.

[Matty]

Yeah, they are ALL fast. But making fun the ugly kids was always fun :)
true... can't wait to get old and senile. Then i can make fun of people and not get called an ass!

[Devaclis]

No, we still get called an ass. We are just old enough to enjoy poor hearing :)

[= Buckeye Jess =]

I dunno...I'm liking McVaaahhh's suggestion! lmao

[asp_125]

Put on a pair of heeled boots and a mid-driff shirt ,a GSX-R tramp stamp, and ride pillion on the wifey's new gixxer?

:lol:

fixered.. :lol:

[Spiderman]

:pointlaugh:

[Nick_Ninja]

true... can't wait to get old and senile. Then i can make fun of people and not get called an ass!

BINGO :up:

[DevilsTonic]

Let her be the speed demon, motorcycle goddess she's meant to be. Enjoy her lust for speed and power and embrace her for who she is!

[Nick_Ninja]

Take her to Uncle Larry's and let her ride the 'loop'.

[bulldog]

nope the bonehead move was selling his CBR in the first place!!!! No way that was a great decision.....I love that bike :)

[Devaclis]

I should have charged you more.

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

Sounds to me like you are the problem Dana.

[~Barn~]

PIT Maneuver her.

[McVaaahhh]

That picture makes the baby Jesus cry. :cry:


Hey its not a Honda

http://www.daytonasportbikes.com/pics/hondaflame.jpg

[bulldog]

I should have charged you more. You cannot put a price on a happy new home for your baby. Plus you are always welcome to come take her for a ride :)

[Devaclis]

haha thanks, I am happy with the DRZ for now. A Duc would be my future ride if I were to another sporbike.

[suzinpink]

Dana... I vote you ride bitch :-)

[Devaclis]

I have only done that once, and Jeff was piloting.

[suzinpink]

Oh... should've known you'd rather 2 hot dogs instead of a dog and a bun :-)

[dchd1130]

Oh... should've known you'd rather 2 hot dogs instead of a dog and a bun :-)

thats the low carb diet right?

[Devaclis]

2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?

[~Barn~]

2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?
QFT

[Nick_Ninja]

2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?

That math stinks any way to look at it.

[suzinpink]

thats the low carb diet right?

if you consider women to be carbs.. lol

[MetaLord 9]

You can always drain half the oil out of the bike & tell her to ride it up a hill...

[Devaclis]

She is at black hawk with the girls having lunch :(

[GixxerCarrie]

I'm so happy she got this bike...give me a little and I'll be riding with her!

[Devaclis]

haha She is soooo happy :) It sucks she missed the ride with you guys but she will be ready for the next one :)

[ghostrider_9]

I just have one question . . . does she take your man card and testicles when she rides?

[MetaLord 9]

I just have one question . . . does she take your man card and testicles when she rides?
you're implying they were there in the first place though...

[ghostrider_9]

you're implying they were there in the first place though...

It was an assumption . . .

[Devaclis]

Jealousy is a very hatred thing to projectify.

[MetaLord 9]

Jealousy is a very hatred thing to projectify.
Says the guy who's upset that his wife's off having fun while he's at work

[Devaclis]

I am not jealous of that. I am sad.

[~Barn~]

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/strongsad.PNG

[MetaLord 9]

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!! do do do dooo do!

[Sortarican]

....Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!
I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(

Lend the bike to Carrie.......can't speed without a front wheel.



What?.......Too soon?:dunno:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Lend the bike to Carrie.......can't speed without a front wheel.



What?.......Too soon?:dunno:
D'oh! Can I offer to hold him down for you Carrie? lol

[kawasakirob]

embrace or....

[kawasakirob]

Rub one out. Wife on fast bike = woohoo

[Devaclis]

I did that when she had a slow bike.

[kawasakirob]

I did that when she had a slow bike.

You could buy her a Turbo.....and then wack it harder?

[sprtbkbabe]

Linda's my new hero! :hump:


(sorry, D! But, I'm wicked happy she's back on the RIGHT kinda two wheels.... muahahahahahaha Even if it is a Gixxer)

[Shea]

Re-gear it so she's banging off the rev limiter at 20mph...in 6th

[Sortarican]

Re-gear it so she's banging off the rev limiter at 20mph...in 6th

LOL,
Switch the sprokets front to the rear - rear to the front.

[Sully]

Psh, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!

ahhh yes, I shall train her well .. muahahah :devil2: :D :oops:

[Devaclis]

I think you and Sweetie are going to be riding a lot )

[MetaLord 9]

ahhh yes, I shall train her well .. muahahah :devil2: :D :oops:
Great, now we can keep an eye out for a chorus of "I'm a racer bitches!"

[PrillerGrrl]

My wife just sent me this text:


Wife: Just stopped @ the Moco 4 water, This bike is the bomb!

Me: Is it running well?

Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!


I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(


OMG, there are more than 2 gears?????

PG

[Zanos]

Solution Dana:

Buy a GSXR to ride with her.

[racedk6]

You know before i'd joke with ya.... but my new zx6r is stupid fast.

Lol and considering that the lap record at HPR is held on a 09 ZX6R