View Full Version : Hey guys, I have a problem :(
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:53 PM
My wife just sent me this text:
Wife: Just stopped @ the Moco 4 water, This bike is the bomb!
Me: Is it running well?
Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!
I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(
gtn
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:54 PM
Pull two of her spark plugs?
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:55 PM
Something that will not get me killed, please.
salsashark
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:55 PM
QUICK!!!
Sell the DRZ and buy a bike that will keep up with her!
Matty
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:56 PM
QUICK!!!
Sell the DRZ and buy a bike that will keep up with her!
nope the bonehead move was selling his CBR in the first place!!!!
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:57 PM
Psh, I can keep up on the DRZ, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!
gtn
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:59 PM
Then you'll have to get a sport bike yourself.
McVaaahhh
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:59 PM
Put on a pair of heeled boots and a mid-driff shirt and ride pillion on the wifey's new gixxer?
:lol:
Tipys
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 12:59 PM
Psh, I can keep up on the DRZ, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!
Quick buy her a Kawi
TFOGGuys
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:00 PM
Put a 12 tooth front sprocket on it. Then the speedo will show at least 25% faster than she is actually going... shows:72 Actual:54..... problem solved, let go get b33rs! :drink:
Matty
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:00 PM
Quick buy her a Kawi
Hmmm... i gots a Gixxer and a Ninja...
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:00 PM
Quick buy her a Kawi
Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:
"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"
Snowman
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:01 PM
Don’t let her bring the bike to bed…
Matty
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:01 PM
Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:
"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"
You know before i'd joke with ya.... but my new zx6r is stupid fast.
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:07 PM
Yeah, they are ALL fast. But making fun the ugly kids was always fun :)
Tipys
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:11 PM
Never use "quick" and "kawi" in the same sentence unless it is:
"Quick, it's a Kawi, burn it!!"
Hey its not a Honda
http://www.daytonasportbikes.com/pics/hondaflame.jpg
Zach929rr
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:12 PM
^^ That what happens when you reset the trip meter the wrong way. Very finnicky stuff.
Matty
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:13 PM
Yeah, they are ALL fast. But making fun the ugly kids was always fun :)
true... can't wait to get old and senile. Then i can make fun of people and not get called an ass!
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:13 PM
No, we still get called an ass. We are just old enough to enjoy poor hearing :)
= Buckeye Jess =
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:14 PM
I dunno...I'm liking McVaaahhh's suggestion! lmao
asp_125
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:15 PM
Put on a pair of heeled boots and a mid-driff shirt ,a GSX-R tramp stamp, and ride pillion on the wifey's new gixxer?
:lol:
fixered.. :lol:
Spiderman
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:19 PM
:pointlaugh:
Nick_Ninja
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:24 PM
true... can't wait to get old and senile. Then i can make fun of people and not get called an ass!
BINGO :up:
DevilsTonic
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:27 PM
Let her be the speed demon, motorcycle goddess she's meant to be. Enjoy her lust for speed and power and embrace her for who she is!
Nick_Ninja
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:28 PM
Take her to Uncle Larry's and let her ride the 'loop'.
bulldog
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:29 PM
nope the bonehead move was selling his CBR in the first place!!!! No way that was a great decision.....I love that bike :)
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:30 PM
I should have charged you more.
Dr. Joe Siphek
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:31 PM
Sounds to me like you are the problem Dana.
~Barn~
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:43 PM
PIT Maneuver her.
McVaaahhh
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:45 PM
That picture makes the baby Jesus cry. :cry:
Hey its not a Honda
http://www.daytonasportbikes.com/pics/hondaflame.jpg
bulldog
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:51 PM
I should have charged you more. You cannot put a price on a happy new home for your baby. Plus you are always welcome to come take her for a ride :)
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 01:52 PM
haha thanks, I am happy with the DRZ for now. A Duc would be my future ride if I were to another sporbike.
suzinpink
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:12 PM
Dana... I vote you ride bitch :-)
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:13 PM
I have only done that once, and Jeff was piloting.
suzinpink
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:15 PM
Oh... should've known you'd rather 2 hot dogs instead of a dog and a bun :-)
dchd1130
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:22 PM
Oh... should've known you'd rather 2 hot dogs instead of a dog and a bun :-)
thats the low carb diet right?
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:39 PM
2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?
~Barn~
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:41 PM
2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?
QFT
Nick_Ninja
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:41 PM
2 guys 2 up >2 girls 1 cup?
That math stinks any way to look at it.
suzinpink
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:42 PM
thats the low carb diet right?
if you consider women to be carbs.. lol
MetaLord 9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:45 PM
You can always drain half the oil out of the bike & tell her to ride it up a hill...
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:47 PM
She is at black hawk with the girls having lunch :(
GixxerCarrie
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:58 PM
I'm so happy she got this bike...give me a little and I'll be riding with her!
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 02:59 PM
haha She is soooo happy :) It sucks she missed the ride with you guys but she will be ready for the next one :)
ghostrider_9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:08 PM
I just have one question . . . does she take your man card and testicles when she rides?
MetaLord 9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:12 PM
I just have one question . . . does she take your man card and testicles when she rides?
you're implying they were there in the first place though...
ghostrider_9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:18 PM
you're implying they were there in the first place though...
It was an assumption . . .
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:19 PM
Jealousy is a very hatred thing to projectify.
MetaLord 9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:26 PM
Jealousy is a very hatred thing to projectify.
Says the guy who's upset that his wife's off having fun while he's at work
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:28 PM
I am not jealous of that. I am sad.
~Barn~
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:31 PM
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/strongsad.PNG
MetaLord 9
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:39 PM
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!! do do do dooo do!
Sortarican
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:42 PM
....Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!
I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(
Lend the bike to Carrie.......can't speed without a front wheel.
What?.......Too soon?:dunno:
= Buckeye Jess =
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:43 PM
Lend the bike to Carrie.......can't speed without a front wheel.
What?.......Too soon?:dunno:
D'oh! Can I offer to hold him down for you Carrie? lol
kawasakirob
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:46 PM
embrace or....
kawasakirob
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:48 PM
Rub one out. Wife on fast bike = woohoo
Devaclis
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:51 PM
I did that when she had a slow bike.
kawasakirob
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 03:53 PM
I did that when she had a slow bike.
You could buy her a Turbo.....and then wack it harder?
sprtbkbabe
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 04:55 PM
Linda's my new hero! :hump:
(sorry, D! But, I'm wicked happy she's back on the RIGHT kinda two wheels.... muahahahahahaha Even if it is a Gixxer)
Shea
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 04:58 PM
Re-gear it so she's banging off the rev limiter at 20mph...in 6th
Sortarican
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 05:30 PM
Re-gear it so she's banging off the rev limiter at 20mph...in 6th
LOL,
Switch the sprokets front to the rear - rear to the front.
Sully
Wed Jul 1st, 2009, 11:41 PM
Psh, the problem is the wife is now turning into a hooligan!!
ahhh yes, I shall train her well .. muahahah :devil2: :D :oops:
Devaclis
Thu Jul 2nd, 2009, 07:25 AM
I think you and Sweetie are going to be riding a lot )
MetaLord 9
Thu Jul 2nd, 2009, 07:30 AM
ahhh yes, I shall train her well .. muahahah :devil2: :D :oops:
Great, now we can keep an eye out for a chorus of "I'm a racer bitches!"
PrillerGrrl
Thu Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:51 PM
My wife just sent me this text:
Wife: Just stopped @ the Moco 4 water, This bike is the bomb!
Me: Is it running well?
Wife: Its running great! I was going 70 in 2nd gear, so much power!
I don't know what to do. I feel lost. :(
OMG, there are more than 2 gears?????
PG
Zanos
Thu Jul 2nd, 2009, 04:28 PM
Solution Dana:
Buy a GSXR to ride with her.
racedk6
Thu Jul 2nd, 2009, 05:14 PM
You know before i'd joke with ya.... but my new zx6r is stupid fast.
Lol and considering that the lap record at HPR is held on a 09 ZX6R
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