farts

[kawasakirob]

Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?

[sugarrey]

doesn't it depend on how clean your hole is? :)

[Aracheon]

Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?

Depends if your nose is plugged or not. :D

[MetaLord 9]

Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
b/c some come from me :evil:

[dirkterrell]

I don't know what's funnier, the items on this page or the fact that someone took the time to write them:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html


At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.



Dirk

[Horsman]

Maybe More Methane???
Methane cometh from Pig Shit...
http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0089530/14525.jpg
http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/btMax3.jpg

[kawasakirob]

I don't know what's funnier, the items on this page or the fact that someone took the time to write them:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html




Dirk

:shocked:

[dirkterrell]

Maybe More Methane???


No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. :) H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts. http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/goofy.gif

Dirk

[Horsman]

No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. :) H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts. http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/goofy.gif

Dirk

That is Cool - so you know how to take the stink out of farts???

so when Chris farts - I can say - get your "H2S" Ass out of My Face!!!

He always has to make it Linger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLXJAWUnwI

[Supa77]

Great Horseman now we get to have songs stuck in our heads every time he rips one. :banghead:

[UglykidJoe]

No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. :) H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts. http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/goofy.gif

Dirk


is ppm and ppb particles per million / billion?

[dirkterrell]

is ppm and ppb particles per million / billion?

parts per million/billion (by volume)

Dirk

[dirkterrell]

That is Cool - so you know how to take the stink out of farts???

so when Chris farts - I can say - get your "H2S" Ass out of My Face!!!


Isn't science cool? :)

Dirk

[Pandora-11]

I think we should use some government money and make this a pork spending project.
Necessary research.
/not/

[Horsman]

Isn't science cool? :)

Dirk


Science it real cool... unless you are the test subject...
http://b.getbackimages.com/uri/w514_h676_cfalse_K0420185651/dan-aykroyd-and-chevy-chase-in-spies-like-us-/image/4/0/4/4/4044817.jpg

[derekm]

It doesn't matter, farts are funny 'til they happen to you!