A Dirty South Question from the Chick

[636chick]

Ok as this is the dirty south and all.......Please try and keep it clean :cry:.


G-Spot Scott and Bash were in the garage and I came through of course being men something was mentioned about you know the :hump: between a husband and wife, so I made a comment about we would have to make sure the kitten was hangin out in the other bedroom first. Frankly they both looked at me like I was crazy, now my answer was 2 fold first.......
Bash and I aren't exactly young and well to say things flail about during :hump: and the kitten would be attacking and we shall leave it at that thank you.


Second I couldn't do that in front of the cat now way sitten watchin me OH HELL NO!!!!!!! I would be all freaky (and not like a swing hangin from the ceiling freaky)

Bash and Scott laughed at me........can you believe that........:cry: and told me I was crazy it just don't matter.



What say you SOCO and any others..........am I just freaky or are their others out there. Do you...... I mean your pets just hangin out goin..... "wow I like his style, hmmmmm I'll try that with the hot little Chihuahua next door man:hump:"

Oh yes another thought from the mind of a Bash :siesta:


Remember keep it clean kidzs!!!!!

[thatmofo]

That's the funniest thing I could have read before leaving to work.

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/34/lolcatsdotcomapif8cpspt0k87dj.jpg

[dallas]

I would have to say that doing it in front of animals doesn't bother me, it is when they want to join in that I have a problem with. Even if it is your pet, you don't where they have been and I don't want to take that chance.

Now I am pretty picky about the midget riding the tricycle wearing the gimp mask. I want to get to know the guy or gal before hand. I don't want some freak riding around me while I am getting my freak on.

[Mental]

Years ago, Cosmo magazine did a study that found most omen would rather undress in front of a man than other women. Becuase they know other women are judgemental, and even if they aren't they feel like they are. Jay Leno (who I heard this from) added the punchline "Men are just grateful." Which is funny becuase its true.

Take this logic to martial relations. Women are concerned about distractions, pouncing kittahs and cold dog noses being placed in unexpected locations. Men are just happy to be there.

Jeff Foxworthy makes a lot of redneck jokes, but what gets lost in that is his truely funny stuff. Women will refrain from intamacy if they don't feel like they smell nice or something, meanwhile the guy is thinking "Baby, you got ticks? Well I got matches, lets go!"

Been with Ms Mental going on 10 years, and I know that pales in comparasion to some relationships here, but at this piont, the dogs sleep through it anyway.

[zetaetatheta]

Better to do it in FRONT of animals than doing it TO animals, except in Mississippi--wait a minute I'm from Mississippi.

[UglykidJoe]

I don't think your being weird at all, my wife is the same way with the doggies, she thinks they look at her like little perverts. There would be no way we could do the :hump:with them around, lol. We have 4 dogs and we put them in kennels each night, so keeping them out of the bedroom is not a problem, lucky for me.

[dallas]

Been with Ms Mental going on 10 years, and I know that pales in comparasion to some relationships here, but at this piont, the dogs sleep through it anyway.

So does Ms. Mental........but hey, your just happy to be there right?









































Totally kidding dude.........please don't beat me!!!!!!!!
And you kinda set yourself up for that one....................

[Sully]

This is the main reason I don't have any pets ... :D

CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU !!!

[zetaetatheta]

Seriously though, why would I want to gross the animals out, I think there are cruelty laws against that.

Mental, how much is a subscription to Cosmo these days--sorry couldn't resist:)

[Sully]

I would have to say that doing it in front of animals doesn't bother me, it is when they want to join in that I have a problem with. Even if it is your pet, you don't where they have been and I don't want to take that chance.

Now I am pretty picky about the midget riding the tricycle wearing the gimp mask. I want to get to know the guy or gal before hand. I don't want some freak riding around me while I am getting my freak on.

You actually have sex with someone other than yourself ?

[COS Mille]

LoL, you're not freaky 636, you need to get freaky!

[Snowman]

Don't give it a second thought, and just do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

[dallas]

You actually have sex with someone other than yourself ?
No, not really, and you if you tell anyone, I will kick you in the junk!!!!

[636chick]

This is the main reason I don't have any pets ... :D

CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU !!!

You guy's are funny

and Sully that is exactly what I am talkin about, eyes all dilated and bugging out like a bug eyed bush baby!!!!!!!:shocked:


I would feel like a porn girl with that watchin me!!!! Just call me Jenny Jasmine :hump:

[Devaclis]

There should be only one "kitty" in the bedroom. I can tell you from experience that having a cold cat nose on the taint while "driving the bus home" is a shocking and possibly painful experience.

Lock up the pets, get your stank on, then let the animals back out to wonder what the hell happened in there.

[Snowman]

I would feel like a porn girl with that watchin me!!!! Just call me Jenny Jasmine :hump:
With all the cell phones that are video capable, security cameras popping on ever street corner and the advancemans in spy satellite technology there ain’t nothing that isn’t be taped.

I guarantee you some black ops system somewhere has your last “encounter” saved for posterity just waiting to be downloaded to YouTube by some script kitty with a stolen password.

[Horsman]

There should be only one "kitty" in the bedroom. I can tell you from experience that having a cold cat nose on the taint while "driving the bus home" is a shocking and possibly painful experience.

Lock up the pets, get your stank on, then let the animals back out to wonder what the hell happened in there.

wait a second... Dana, I know you are into the whole group participation thing. (Midgets, Woodpeckers, Kittehs, Small furry animals and the Occasional Lab). Confess!!!! Bring me the Bore Worms!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1174211612_f4976b632e.jpg?v=0

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bring-methe-Bore-Worms

[MetaLord 9]

See if I had a dog & he saw us I'd be afraid that:

1. He'd wanna join in
2. He'd wanna wake up the neighborhood
3. If I ever caught him in the act, I'd worry he learned it from me.

[636chick]

With all the cell phones that are video capable, security cameras popping on ever street corner and the advancemans in spy satellite technology there ain’t nothing that isn’t be taped.

I guarantee you some black ops system somewhere has your last “encounter” saved for posterity just waiting to be downloaded to YouTube by some script kitty with a stolen password.


:shocked: Ok you just scared the hell outta me :cry:


There was this night Tequila.......table tops.......Uhmmmmmmmm :drink:

Shit I need a hug......................I am so going to you tube and putting in Jenny Jasmine......not that I well used uhm that name or anything......:no:

[Snowman]

You didn’t strike me as a bollywood porn actress…

Jenny Jasmine enthralls all at audio release (http://www.behindwoods.com/tamil-movie-news/june-06-04/26-06-06-jasmine.html)

[636chick]

You didn’t strike me as a bollywood porn actress…

Jenny Jasmine enthralls all at audio release (http://www.behindwoods.com/tamil-movie-news/june-06-04/26-06-06-jasmine.html)


Uhmmm now that I actually clicked on the link never mind I just don't know why I would think someone in SOCO would post up porn:think: well not full porn but close.


So never mind I am a dork!!!

[y_merkle]

Our Shiz zu just lies on the floor and minds her own business but the turtle on the other hand..... No the animals watching don't bother me. The kids walking in is another story.

[Wyck]

If it gets too loud my dog howls....I feel sorry for my neighbors :(

[dallas]

If it gets too loud my dog howls....I feel sorry for my neighbors :(
That sounds pretty bad........I bet your neighbors wonder what the hell is going on.......sounds of passion and a dog howling coming from the same house?!?!?!?!?

[MetaLord 9]

That sounds pretty bad........I bet your neighbors wonder what the hell is going on.......sounds of passion and a dog howling coming from the same house?!?!?!?!?
she's not from the south, man!

Oh, and Wyck? Giggity!

[636chick]

If it gets too loud my dog howls....I feel sorry for my neighbors :(

That made LOL alot :D Nice!!!!

[Mental]

If it gets too loud my dog howls....I feel sorry for my neighbors :(

Wyck neighbor Wife: Honey do you heard that? Sounds like it's next door
Wyck neighbor Husband: Yeah, its been going for about a minute, give it another 30 seconds, it'll stop. Then the snoring starts

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Wyck neighbor Wife: Honey do you heard that? Sounds like it's next door
Wyck neighbor Husband: Yeah, its been going for about a minute, give it another 30 seconds, it'll stop. Then the snoring starts
Poor, poor Wyck... LOL

[Horsman]

Poor, poor Wyck... LOL :shocked: LOL....

[Wyck]

Wyck neighbor Wife: Honey do you heard that? Sounds like it's next door
Wyck neighbor Husband: Yeah, its been going for about a minute, give it another 30 seconds, it'll stop. Then the snoring starts

Haha no it's been very quiet lately :banghead:



Poor, poor Wyck... LOL

Yep poor me :cry:

[MetaLord 9]

Haha no it's been very quiet lately :banghead:
pull your head out of the pillow, works every time!

[Wyck]

pull your head out of the pillow, works every time!


OMGZ I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!$#%$^$%^$%
I'm not that blonde! :slap:

[MetaLord 9]

hey, i was give'n ya the benefit of the doubt! (also, I was trying to keep the :leghump: like Horsman off of your back! :D )

[Wyck]

Oh right. Yes that was not a solicitation for offers!

[Sir Bacon Lube]

That sounds pretty bad........I bet your neighbors wonder what the hell is going on.......sounds of passion and a dog howling coming from the same house?!?!?!?!?


My thoughts exactly...TMI Wyck :crazy:

[Wyck]

My thoughts exactly...TMI Wyck :crazy:

Hahaha I know but I'm feeling fiesty today so I figured what the hell :)

[Horsman]

hey, i was give'n ya the benefit of the doubt! (also, I was trying to keep the :leghump: like Horsman off of your back! :D )

:shocked: Don't be jealous Wookie!!!! I am not a :leghump:. But if you get roney you can call me :slappers:

[Sir Bacon Lube]

Hahaha I know but I'm feeling fiesty today so I figured what the hell :)


Well the weekend is upon you, so the drought may be over. :hump:

[MetaLord 9]

:shocked: Don't be jealous Wookie!!!! I am not a :leghump:. But if you get roney you can call me :slappers:
There is nothing "ok" with this post.

[Horsman]

There is nothing "ok" with this post.
What? does Lindsay Make you eat the pillow every night??? :drink: Why do i feel like I just caused an accident??? I am putting my helmet on... Can you watch Baxter for me this weekend???

[MetaLord 9]

What does Lindsay Make you eat the pillow every night??? :drink: Why do i feel like I just caused an accident??? I am putting my helmet on...
um. what?


I dunno bout this "every night" crap you're talk'n about, but feel free to share that with her! :eyebrows:

[Horsman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/367283750_c12e5ef0f4.jpg?v=0

I am just going to be quiet now... but I am not a :leghump: