Animal Apocalypse?

[Pandora-11]

I try to listen to the messages I get, but I'm starting to freak out.
In the last few days it appears that the animal kingdom is knocking on my door and I'm not sure what they want from me.

1. Bear streaks in front of me in my yard, stops, turns to look for a second, and heads away. Then he comes back to knock over a few trash cans.
2. Awakened by the constant tapping of a woodpecker trying to get my attention many mornings.
3. Deer stands in the middle of the road, and then walks up and pushes his nose up against the window of my car.
4. Skunk sprays last night around 2 AM outside my window permeating the room and forcing me downstairs.
5. Stranger hands me a paper bag containing an injured hawk which I take to Animal Emergency services. Why me?
6. I get my arm covered with ladybugs while sitting out at a baseball game. They are bothering no one else.
7. Mongolian dog kept following me and digging at my shoes with his paws. I can't touch him. (custom rules)
8. A strange dog showed up yesterday and he freaked me out by staring into the glass that runs on either side of the door.
9. My dog has cancer.
10. My cat has lost a tooth and needs dental surgery.
11. I haven't forgotten the four coyotes that surrounded my dog and me last month at Red Rock Canyon.
12. There's a squirrel tapping out songs on my porch window right now....thus the impetus for this post.

Strange couple of days, weeks......message?

I've decided that I must be putting off a mating scent....I dont mean to be. I've decided that I'm glad I'm not in Florida for this summer or else I'd be dealing with mosquitoes and alligators....believe me, I'd be staying out of the ocean too!

Maybe this is how my life always is and I'm just starting to pay attention.

[UglykidJoe]

Or maybe you've got some Dr. Doolittle mojo going on and the animals are just trying to get your attention for something really important.

[Pandora-11]

Or maybe you've got some Dr. Doolittle mojo going on and the animals are just trying to get your attention for something really important.

Yep....I'm feeling a Moses complex. I'm going to lead them out to the promised land. I'll need divine help with the parting the waters thing.

[InlineSIX24]

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[Devaclis]

Are you wearing bacon scented perfume?

[~Barn~]

Some of us have occasionally been likened to animals. You often have our attention.
:D

[~Barn~]

Thanks, Dar.

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[~Barn~]

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[~Barn~]

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Too soon?

[Shea]

Whatever...

[Devaclis]

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[Devaclis]

Any turtles?

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[Shea]

et tu Dana?

Fine, fuck you all...

[Devaclis]

haha what? I just saw a bunch of pics. I was on the wagon, with the bands!!!

[puckstr]

Do you live at the ZOO?

[Pandora-11]

I'm just coming back to this and want to know what Shea's posts said. Ya'll are too funny.


Do you live at the ZOO?
Some might say it's a zoo around here.


...and I love me some bacon!!!!

[Devaclis]

What Shea has said cannot be un-re-said.

[Pandora-11]

What Shea has said cannot be un-re-said.


Please!....PM me on that one!:banghead:

[puckstr]

I'm just coming back to this and want to know what Shea's posts said. Ya'll are too funny.


Some might say it's a zoo around here.


...and I love me some bacon!!!!

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[Shea]

I'm just coming back to this and want to know what Shea's posts said. Ya'll are too funny.



Nothing you would be interested in. It was just fodder for the douchebags.

[~Barn~]

Ha!

Does it really get any more douchebag than regretting (and further deleting) your own posts, though? :lol:

[Zach929rr]

^^ Seriously. Someone felt a little guilty afterwords.

[~Barn~]

:music: Feelings...... Nothing more than feelings.... :music:

[Pandora-11]

Just tell us already!!

[Shea]

I felt what I said to Brandon was a little childish, so I deleted it. I could see where my suggestions to Pandora were going to be taken by some adolescents on this board and I deleted that as well, in order to nip it in the bud. Nothing guilty about it Zach.

[Zach929rr]

Nothing guilty about it Zach.

I know. I'm pretty sure you lack the capacity to feel guilt. :D j/k

[Pandora-11]

ok....well, let's hear the suggestions.

[Shea]

I know. I'm pretty sure you lack the capacity to feel guilt. :D j/k

Yes, I'm a cold, heartless bastard incapable of any sort of feeling.

[Pandora-11]

I'm obviously not going to get any answers here....so pppbbttttttssstt!!!!!

[Zach929rr]

Perhaps he said something along the lines of "that is such a ridiculous progression of events, I have a hard time believing it."

[Pandora-11]

Perhaps he said something along the lines of "that is such a ridiculous progression of events, I have a hard time believing it."


....and that would be my thinking too. Hence the post.

[Shea]

No, it was an entirely spiritual "probably God is trying to tell you something" suggestion.

[Pandora-11]

whatever............

[Shea]

whatever............

Fair enough.

[Zach929rr]

:lol:

You two make me laugh.

[Pandora-11]

You're both on my new hit list.

[Zach929rr]

Maybe you can call on one of the bears to come take me out, or perhaps have a deer drive an antler through my chest, Gladiator style.

[Pandora-11]

:twisted::sniper::mwave:

[The Black Knight]

O.k. after 38 posts, what the hell did I just read??

[Zach929rr]

Absolutely nothing, besides a death threat towards me.

[Pandora-11]

O.k. after 38 posts, what the hell did I just read??

lol........beats the heck out of me....I wonder too. I didnt get any of it except my strange post....and now, I'm sorry I posted it. I'll think twice about my next post....how 'bout those Avs? Broncos? Rockies? Kawis? Yamis? gxsrs? 'catis? :crazy: