When are you going to let me tap that? [Archive] - Colorado Sportbike Club Forums

Zach929rr

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 01:47 PM

Me: can I tap that
Her: Yeah, ill be home at 6

I don't know why, but that one made me laugh after reading the other rejections.

Devaclis

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 01:55 PM

LOL

me: ay what it is hoe
her: You're drunk.
me: nah girl. when can i tap that ***
her: You're definitely drunk...
me: nah girl. I wanna tap that *** so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of england.
her: You have a ****ed up sense of humor.

Zach929rr

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 01:57 PM

^^ :spit:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8606/73654437.png

64BonnieLass

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:06 PM

LMAO
____________
i sent this to my girlfriend "when you gonna let me tap dat?"
she was sitting right next to me.

no response. http://imgs.pbnation.com/smilies/frown.gif

salsashark

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:09 PM

I can't believe my account is still active on PBNation... :lol: it's been years.

Nick_Ninja

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:10 PM

Me: Hey
Her: Wow, what a waste of a msg and credit lol, watsup homie?
Me: Not much shorty, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Well, I'm currently busy trying on all my new clothes atm lol. Have u seen harry potter yet btw?
Me: Answer the question!
Her: Well I'm not letting u tap that without taking me out on a date, geez learn to womanize lol.
Me: But I'm a busy man!
Her: Haha nice try, I'm busier than u.
Me: I'll make you moan so much you'll run out of vowel sounds nd b tlkn lk ths fr wks.

64BonnieLass

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:18 PM

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't see through the tears. Those threads are EPIC!!

Me: Hey good lookin'
Her: Hey you
Me: So, when can I tap that?
Her: ? You ignored me last week.
Me: My bad. Where was this?
Her: In bed.

McVaaahhh

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:35 PM

That's a great thread.

Horsman

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:46 PM

Think

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 02:49 PM

Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: WTF JAY I'M YOUR AUNT

asp_125

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:06 PM

:pointlaugh:that thread is full of win. Well there went my productivity for the day. LOLZ

DevilsTonic

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:10 PM

I wonder what would happen if I did that to a girl...? let's find out!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o9/yzfr1grl/photo.jpg

Well Terri is playing dumb. :lol:

Nick_Ninja

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:16 PM

I wonder what would happen if I did that to a girl...? let's find out!

Let's make one change tho ----- "When are you going to let me strap that?"

64BonnieLass

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:19 PM

:hump: I meant yes Leah. Yes yes yes yes yes. I'll meet you behind that one tree at the picnic. :hump:

I wonder what would happen if I did that to a girl...? let's find out!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o9/yzfr1grl/photo.jpg

Well Terri is playing dumb. :lol:

64BonnieLass

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:19 PM

Bwahahaha

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/Terri_Romaneschi/Misc/Tap.jpg
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/Terri_Romaneschi/Misc/m2.jpg

DevilsTonic

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:22 PM

:lol:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o9/yzfr1grl/photo-1.jpg

= Buckeye Jess =

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:42 PM

FTW:

"me: AY, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: when he gets back from camp...all yours"

Or this one:

"me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?"

PoweredMotives

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 03:44 PM

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: lol! what?
Me: You know what im talking about.
Her: What am I? One of your backup girls for when you arent getting it elsewhere?
Me: You are right on track however, You still did'nt answer my question.
Her: lol! Wow! So do you enjoy my company?
Me: I enjoy *****ing you till you walk funny.
Her: *silence*
Me: So I'll meet you at your apartment about 6?
Her: Sounds good. Ill make my boyfriend go to the store on the way home.

Wyck

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 04:39 PM

Dana you just saved the day!

Horsman

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 05:12 PM

Bwahahaha

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/Terri_Romaneschi/Misc/Tap.jpg
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u311/Terri_Romaneschi/Misc/m2.jpg

OMG!!!!! :hump::hump::hump::hump: (You get 4 Taps for that!!!!!)

DanFZ1

Fri Jul 31st, 2009, 11:36 PM

http://xkcd.com/398/

TheStig

Mon Aug 24th, 2009, 04:15 PM

Bumping an old thread...anyone ever try this on omegle?

You: aye when you going to let me tap that?
Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny boy?
Stranger: yep
You: thats cool i have herpies, what do you have?
Stranger: u female?
You: sorta
You: had to make a decision at a young age
You: you cool with that?
Stranger: disconnects

sergio

Mon Aug 24th, 2009, 04:45 PM

Nice site, here is mine:

Stranger: hey

You: when you going to let me tap that?

Stranger: right now

You: lets go

You: where you at

Stranger: ur moms
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TFOGGuys

Mon Aug 24th, 2009, 05:12 PM

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: This is Natalie's mother. She got her phone taken away.
Me: Ope, sorry. Inside joke.
Her: I know what you were implying. Let me ask Natalie and I'll let you know.

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: No. .I'm sick
Me: Then you need a bowl of warm soup and a shot of me
Her: Haha I've already had the first
Me: Thank god. The people at walgreens would look at me funny if I went in to buy cream of mushroom and condoms twice today

rofl