"Mulva?"

[King Nothing]

"Dolores!"

[Shea]

Catching up on your Seinfeld episodes Doug? :)

[Devaclis]

Man hands

[puckstr]

Little Jerry

[Ricky]

HAHAHAHA, it rhymes with a part of the female body!

"Oh Jerry!"
"Ohhhhhh.......... You..."

[King Nothing]

"Ya gotta come see the baby!"

[puckstr]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/R_TFrAbOuRI/AAAAAAAABm8/Uk3WxL__Kf4/s400/kramer_turkey_newman_seinfeld.jpg

[Devaclis]

Close talker

[puckstr]

There real and there Spectacular

[Ricky]

I had a Seinfeld moment about 2 weeks ago when I flew to Portland for work, arrived pretty late, went to get my room and the lady said to me:

"Oh, I'm sorry sir, we don't have any king bed rooms available."
"But, I had a reservation!"
"Sorry sir, I'm not sure what happened"
"What's the point of making a reservation, if you're not going to keep it?"

[Shea]

They're real and there Spectacular

mmmm, Teri Hatcher

[BHeth]

This thread is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

[Devaclis]

It's for the rest-of-us

[Shea]

It's for the rest-of-us

Next HH we will have the airing of grievances and feats of strength...and an aluminum pole, because tinsel frightens me.

[puckstr]

"The library investigator's name is actually Bookman?" "It's true." "That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone."

[Ricky]

It's for the rest-of-us

FESTIVUS!!!

[Ricky]

They're all pipes, they all go to the same place!!!

[puckstr]

"Columbus? Euro-trash."

[puckstr]

"There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..."

[puckstr]

"I still smell!"
"You see! You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence!
It's the beast!"

[BHeth]

Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?

[BHeth]

Kramerica!!

[Devaclis]

AssMan

[MetaLord 9]

...

[Ricky]

At one of my old jobs, we named the exchange server "Newman"

[salsashark]

This thread is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

This thread is about nothing... the entire thread, the whole idea... nothing.

[Ricky]

This thread is about nothing... the entire thread, the whole idea... nothing.

I think you've got something there

[CaneZach]

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why you put the balm on?

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!

[Ricky]

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why you put the balm on?

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!

"We're going to offer you free coffee for life, and..."

"DONE!"

[Captain Obvious]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Ricky]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

One of the best episodes ever!

[salsashark]

I've never really been a huge Seinfeld fan, but this is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen...

I love the Frogger episode!

link 1 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3280804)

link 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FbktgqCqY&feature=player_embedded)

[mra# 527]

The "BRO" or "MANZIRE"

[BHeth]

The "BRO" or "MANZIRE"

Manzier. Definitely manzier.

[Ricky]

Anyone wanna buy an "executive" raincoat?

[puckstr]

Urban Sombrero

[CaneZach]

Get your hands off Jimmy! Jimmy doesn't like to be touched. DON'T... TOUCH... JIMMY!!!

[CBRSue]

I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

[Squisha]

I am the master of my domain.

[Ricky]

I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

OMG, how could I forget that episode!

SHRINKAGE!

[Shea]

OMG, how could I forget that episode!

SHRINKAGE!

lol

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No...""Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

[Captain Obvious]

BUT IM NOT A PIMP!!

yeah, whatever big daddy, turn to the the right.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oaJP_uvtY_k/ReZJFaNYD_I/AAAAAAAAAF8/s1p79CJNIqo/s320/kramer.pimp.arrested.jpg

[CaneZach]

"We have to have sex to save the friendship."

[ThorsTwin]

"You got two pints of Kramer in you buddy."

[buzzardman36]

"she's a re-gifter."


"SERENITY NOW!"

[Airborne Helly]

"Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly you’re in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. You’re hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science, Language, and History. Now that is a weird day."

[Nerves]

"It's a pizza place where you make your own pie!"

"TWIST OFF!! Twist Off, Twist Off, Twist Off, IT SAYS TWIST OFF!!"