Nerves
Thu Aug 13th, 2009, 10:39 AM
A person who knowingly or unknowingly reveals to the public by action or demean, the need to be removed from the gene pool for the betterment of society as a whole.
Exhibit #1
An adult male who feels the need to expose to the world his grotesquely hairy upper body while at the same time implying to others things like; "I am not hygienic. I am not intellectually stimulating. I am not an attractive person. I have never, NOT paid for sex. I love NASCAR. My idea of a perfect Sunday is lounging in the living room in my lawn chair holding my garbage scented dick in one hand and a Milwaukee's Best in the other, jackin off to "that porn my cousin made" on the picture box.
So what is it about this upstanding member of society that would broadcasts these clear images to our minds? Why the "wife beater" shirt of course.
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh274/nerves82/iPhone%20Photos/kt125.jpg
Wonderful as a "cover up my man nips cuz the little buggers can almost poke holes right through my dress shirt", shirt, but when worn by its lonesome it only portrays laziness. Laziness on too levels.
The first and most obvious is the inability to ware anything other then what is lying at the foot of the couch when he wakes from his Wild Turkey induced drunken slumber.
The Second is the lack of interest in purchasing attire that would complement his assets and make himself more appealing to others. It would not be a difficult task to find apparel that would cover up the matted chest hair or not define the giant fat roles that he regularly searches under for misplaced jolly ranchers and last months issue of hustler. But no, this walking B.O. factory lumbers straight for the three pack of XXL Fruit of the Loom shoulder tanners. Why? Because, by god, he will buy his smokes in the value pack, and he will buy his 10W-30 oil in the "buy two, get one free" pack and he sure as shit will never pay for only one porn site at a time, so why should his wardrobe be any different?
So, ya. You're a Fucking Winner.
Stay tuned for more. Same pissed off time, same pissed off channel.
Exhibit #1
An adult male who feels the need to expose to the world his grotesquely hairy upper body while at the same time implying to others things like; "I am not hygienic. I am not intellectually stimulating. I am not an attractive person. I have never, NOT paid for sex. I love NASCAR. My idea of a perfect Sunday is lounging in the living room in my lawn chair holding my garbage scented dick in one hand and a Milwaukee's Best in the other, jackin off to "that porn my cousin made" on the picture box.
So what is it about this upstanding member of society that would broadcasts these clear images to our minds? Why the "wife beater" shirt of course.
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh274/nerves82/iPhone%20Photos/kt125.jpg
Wonderful as a "cover up my man nips cuz the little buggers can almost poke holes right through my dress shirt", shirt, but when worn by its lonesome it only portrays laziness. Laziness on too levels.
The first and most obvious is the inability to ware anything other then what is lying at the foot of the couch when he wakes from his Wild Turkey induced drunken slumber.
The Second is the lack of interest in purchasing attire that would complement his assets and make himself more appealing to others. It would not be a difficult task to find apparel that would cover up the matted chest hair or not define the giant fat roles that he regularly searches under for misplaced jolly ranchers and last months issue of hustler. But no, this walking B.O. factory lumbers straight for the three pack of XXL Fruit of the Loom shoulder tanners. Why? Because, by god, he will buy his smokes in the value pack, and he will buy his 10W-30 oil in the "buy two, get one free" pack and he sure as shit will never pay for only one porn site at a time, so why should his wardrobe be any different?
So, ya. You're a Fucking Winner.
Stay tuned for more. Same pissed off time, same pissed off channel.