Guys, take note: How NOT to get a date.

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http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/open-thread-229

[McVaaahhh]

That is friggen hilarious.

[Keepitgreen]

Ladies!
Just what he said..
Now your deadline is by lets say next Thursday at noon.. After that, I'm not interested!

I can not stress enough how this guy has his shit together and you could all learn something about deadlines and a stand up guy when he approaches you..

I don't play games either..
So you know the dead line.. Let's make it happen..
If you're a bit of a phycho, no problem. Could make it more fun..
So.. You know how I roll.. Just roll with it..

mk..ba bye..

[ghostrider_9]

You've just got a passive-aggressive personality disorder . . . you should look it up!

[McVaaahhh]

Dude's popular.

Just type Dimitri into google and the first couple of links are to this douchebag. :lol:

[Snowman]

This guy totally deserves the messed up psycho job that this kind of message would attract.

[Devaclis]

It is funny how she got my voice mails off her phone and delivered to a radio station. She was dumb as a box of rox.

[TFOGGuys]

I dunno, this approach seemed to have worked for me when I was trying to meet gurls when I was younger....either that, or chase 'em with a snake/frog/spider...... :jerkoff:

[Filo]

Y'all are just jealous. You wish you were "One of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him". Stop playing games and date me bitch. "Maybe you were abused in childhood".

I wish they hadn't censored his phone number. *I* want to date this guy.


"Otherwise, don't call me".

At least he makes it easy on a girl

[Horsman]

Let the Romance begin!!!!!

I am a very Direct Passionate Assertive MAannnnnn

Are you listening Olga??? You hear me Olga??? I don't like leaving second posts Olga!!!! It is 4:22 - when 4:30 comes - I will no longer be interested just delete this post!!!! K....

[JustSomeDude]

Isn't this really old? I thought I heard this a few years back.

:dunno:

[Shea]

Isn't this really old? I thought I heard this a few years back.

:dunno:

It's kind of like communism, it tends to get recycled every once and awhile... :)

[TheStig]

I was gonna say, I heard this like two years ago?!

[TheStig]

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

[JustSomeDude]

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears

[chanke4252]

hahahaha, I've never heard that before. I like how creepily this guy talks himself up and explains that there's nothing wrong with him. I'm going to try that sometime I think. Seems bulletproof honestly.

[Horsman]

hahahaha, I've never heard that before. I like how creepily this guy talks himself up and explains that there's nothing wrong with him. I'm going to try that sometime I think. Seems bulletproof honestly. Make sure to wear your 3 Wolf T-shirt when you do it!!! It hasn't failed me yet!!!!

[sprtbkbabe]

I bet he's been on E-Harmony for like YEARS!!!! :wtf:

[thatmofo]

Wow.

[CBRSue]

LMAO! Crazy thing is people like this really do exist... or should I say, sad...

[dirkterrell]

Hey, which one of you fuckers tapped my phone line?

And Susan, if I don't hear from you by 3pm about dinner tonight...

Dirk

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Yeah it's old, but still funny as hell.

[Zach929rr]

I saw it a while ago, but never caught his website. What a trip that place is...