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DorJammer
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 09:23 AM
I knew she was a slut the first time I laid eyes on her. Sexier then a stripper in 5 inch heels, dressed in f**k me red, she purred like a kitten when I threw my leg over her. I was in lust as she moaned thru the gears. I had found my love, a 2001 Aprilia Futura.

Several years have gone by and she is changing, she started acting funny, she would no longer put out, frigid, resentful, bitchy and complaining. I didn't know what to do, who to trust?

I had bought her from RYBO several years ago, so I turned to the only one I knew I could trust, because I know he loved her then, as much as I do now.

He gently pushed her up on the lift and strapped her down. I swear she tried to raise her back up as he stroked her tank. Was it me or was she turning redder with each touch of his hands?

Then he brought out the tools, and pressed the pins out of her chain. Gently wiping the grease from her swing arm she almost seemed to sigh. After succesfully installing her new quad X chain, he lubricated her and asked if he could ride her.

I said sure, what was I supposed to do?

You could hear her scream in pleasure as he launched her into the street. I was jealous, but I understood.. She had been his first, she would still be mine when he was done. I don't know exactly what transpired while they were out there alone... together. But she seems to have liked it.. ALOT!

My baby is back, happy, horny, loving to be ridden, and ridden hard!

Thanks RYBO, you are the mack daddy pimp of bikes.

RajunCajun
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 09:45 AM
That was almost inappropriate! ;) You should maybe start writing some of those books with Fabio on the cover....

DevilsTonic
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 10:24 AM
This is by far the best post EVAR!!! :hump:

asp_125
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 10:29 AM
Is it hot in here or is it just me? Suddenly I have an urge to leave work and go hop on the Gixxer for a noon quickie.

All this thread needs is a bad soundtrack... bown-chicka-bown...

Sean
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 10:36 AM
Who is this Rybo guy and why is he getting all porno with your bike?

DorJammer
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 01:47 PM
RajunCajunRe: My bike is a HO and RYBO's a pimp
That was almost inappropriate! ;) You should maybe start writing some of those books with Fabio on the cover.... DevilsTonicRe: My bike is a HO and RYBO's a pimp
This is by far the best post EVAR!!! :hump:

I think I found a new career! I will write soft porn biker novels for the CRC Ladies!

Yeah, I can see it now..

She swung her legs over the throbbing V-Twin, pushing her groin tight against the tank. The grip of her legs tightened as she flung the big bike into a corner..

Oh yeah Baby..

Nick_Ninja
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 01:55 PM
This is by far the best post EVAR!!! :hump:

Nope:

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010240.JPG

DorJammer
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 02:01 PM
Jeez,

I just threw up in my mouth

that is Soooo wrong!

Eye bleach STAT!

BigE
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 02:04 PM
Wow, N_N...how long have you been hanging on to that? It's gots to be years. :lol:

Nick_Ninja
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 02:19 PM
Wow, N_N...how long have you been hanging on to that? It's gots to be years. :lol:

It is not mine.

asp_125
Tue Sep 8th, 2009, 03:43 PM
Agghhh.. some things cannot be unseen!

DorJammer
Wed Sep 9th, 2009, 11:06 AM
Who is this Rybo guy and why is he getting all porno with your bike?


Apparently RYBO is Scotts evil twin brother:hump:

mtnairlover
Wed Sep 9th, 2009, 11:21 AM
Hmmm...quickies are for amateurs. Riding the Zed for hours on end is heaven to me. Nothing like hitting those high points over and over again throughout the day.

Love this thread...well, 'cept for that which is the errant mischievousness of the ninja ;-)

64BonnieLass
Wed Sep 9th, 2009, 11:22 AM
Oh my, what a story. :oops:

(keep writing)

I'm glad to hear Scott got your baby back in good form again.

Sean
Wed Sep 9th, 2009, 11:44 AM
Apparently RYBO is Scotts evil twin brother:hump:Personally, I think both of them are trouble. :hump: