Mel
Thu Mar 24th, 2005, 05:17 PM
FIFTH GRADE ASSIGNMENT
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the
end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began
to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She
had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank
the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until
she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,
till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."
"Good Heaven" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of
moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the F*** away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking !"
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the
end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began
to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She
had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank
the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until
she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,
till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."
"Good Heaven" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of
moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the F*** away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking !"