Actual email one of our guys got today...

[rforsythe]

Hi <name removed>,

My name is <removed>, I am taking care of this on behalf of <removed> as he has met a fatal accident. He would be out of office for indefinite time.


Umm... So you're saying he might be back eventually? :wtf:

[~Barn~]

Did this come from eBay Nigeria, or what?

[Devaclis]

I would not say he was mortally wounded, he just died as a result of his injuries. He should be back in on the 29th

[Nick_Ninja]

I would not say he was mortally wounded, he just died as a result of his injuries. He should be back in on the 29th

He's gonna need a doctors note though.

[Mother Goose]

Tell Tylar that that guy will be back soon.

[salsashark]

He's gonna need a doctors note though.

Is a fatal accident covered under long term health care? :dunno:

[Tylar]

Tell Tylar that that guy will be back soon.

Seriously. All I did was forcibly ask for an update . . . not for the dude to take it for the team.....

[Tylar]

Did this come from eBay Nigeria, or what?

A vendor.

[TFOGGuys]

I think he looks a little more animated today.....
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:myipR-hJtr1tmM:http://www.justpressplay.net/images/stories/zombie.jpg

[chanke4252]

Probably came from Louisiana.

[Jtigger]

Seriously. All I did was forcibly ask for an update . . . not for the dude to take it for the team.....

Dunno - your forcible asking coulda put him over the edge. We know how demanding you are!

[asp_125]

"I'm not dead yet.. I'm feeling better.."

http://community.oclc.org/hecticpace/img/bring-out-your-dead.jpg

[AnarchoFuturist]

"I'm not dead yet.. I'm feeling better.."



"No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment."

[RajunCajun]

Probably came from Louisiana.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?:321:
LOL!

Unless:
Bought new pet, spending time at home.
http://en.wikivisual.com/images/1/1c/Florida_Alligator.jpg