God I Hate Texas

[Nick_Ninja]

.......... but I think I'll go check it out:

Mon 10/12/09 U2 (http://www.pollstar.com/resultsArtist.aspx?ID=5039&SortBy=Date)


New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

http://www.dallascowboys.com/images/newstadiumMain_790_01.jpg

Chicago Stage

http://www.u2.com/gallery/index/redirect/id/3220/

[RajunCajun]

So, ya going see U2 n Dallas?

[Nick_Ninja]

Yep.

[RajunCajun]

ahhh, cool, Dallas can be a good time! Might actually be almost comfortable in October....

[Devaclis]

U2 would be awesome if they fired Bonor

Dallas is fun tho. Kick JJ in the marbles for me

[Zach929rr]

Traveling in Houston makes me want to murder baby rabbits.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Yeah well Zach, we've known for a while now that you are just not right.

[gtn]

Yeah well Zach, we've known for a while now that you are just not right.

I dunno... I can see his point.

[Nick_Ninja]

U2 would be awesome if they fired Bonor

Dallas is fun tho. Kick JJ in the marbles for me

I'll kick JJ for you and Bo-Kno kicks ass no matter what you think.

My cousin is twistin knobs on the sound board so I'z gets to hang fo free. :D

I'm an Edge fan anyway. :rock:

[Zach929rr]

Lemme know how Bono knob tastes, Jeff.

I dunno... I can see his point.I finally feel validated.

[Nick_Ninja]

Lemme know how Bono knob tastes, Jeff.
I finally feel validated.

Since I'll be out at the house board you'll have to get with the monitor guy for your taste test inquiry.

[MetaLord 9]

I hate everything t*x*s, ESPECIALLY d*ll*s. I just flew back from there this morning and that asshole of the Earth needs to be nuked, paved, and sold back to Mexico.

[Devaclis]

Did you remember?

you know.

The Alamo?

[Nick_Ninja]

I hate everything t*x*s, ESPECIALLY d*ll*s. I just flew back from there this morning and that asshole of the Earth needs to be nuked, paved, and sold back to Mexico.

If my cousin wasn't mixin' sound for U2 I'd totally not go. But the price is right and the freebies will rain down. "Uh bartender ---- another double tall Turkey & 7 please."

[MetaLord 9]

Did you remember?

you know.

The Alamo?
Nah, once I bought the little comb and got rid of it, I forgot it.

[CaneZach]

It's not the State that annoys me as much as it is the people that live there.

[MetaLord 9]

It's not the State that annoys me as much as it is the people that live there.
I'm willing to get rid of one to take care of the other.

[Nick_Ninja]

It's not the State that annoys me as much as it is the people that live there.

And the idiots that they put into the white house. :321:

[MetaLord 9]

And the idiots that they put into the white house. :321:
Good thing they're the only ones who vote in that election... :jerkoff:

[Nick_Ninja]

Good thing they're the only ones who vote in that election... :jerkoff:



It's their fuckin' 'A' team buddy.

[MetaLord 9]

It's their fuckin' 'A' team buddy.
Mr. T works for t*x*s?

[Zach929rr]

Ron Paul almost validates Texas' existence as a state.


Mr. T works for t*x*s?

Taxes?

Mr.T pitty the foo who try to cheat the IRS.

http://www.scasd.org/2547201031152043927/lib/2547201031152043927/Mr._T._in_suit.jpg

[Nick_Ninja]

Mr. T works for t*x*s?

Him and a bunch of otha foo's.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

It's not the State that annoys me as much as it is the people that live there.
Wait a minute...don't I recall you saying you used to live there too? :loser:

[CaneZach]

Wait a minute...don't I recall you saying you used to live there too? :loser:

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had a choice of where I was stationed while serving in the US Army. :321:

On an aside, I don't understan Texans. When I lived there, they would drive onto the shoulder if a faster vehicle came up behind them, but they come up here to Colorado and sit their sorry asses in the left lane like they own the fuckin' place.

[Nick_Ninja]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had a choice of where I was stationed while serving in the US Army. :321:

On an aside, I don't understan Texans. When I lived there, they would drive onto the shoulder if a faster vehicle came up behind them, but they come up here to Colorado and sit their sorry asses in the left lane like they own the fuckin' place.

If anybody could do somethin about that ..................... :roll:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

lmao

[CaneZach]

If anybody could do somethin about that ..................... :roll:

Trust me, I do every chance I get. The problem is that my current assignment doesn't allow me the time to patrol.

[Nick_Ninja]

Trust me, I do every chance I get. The problem is that my current assignment doesn't allow me the time to patrol.


Bust the fuckers off duity --- or is this the wrong thread :think:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Geez dude... you feeling froggy this afternoon? Stirring the pot all over the place, eh? lol

[CaneZach]

Bust the fuckers off duity --- or is this the wrong thread :think:

Wrong thread Jeff. There's no one in here screaming, "Look at me! I need attention!!!" :lol:

[Nick_Ninja]

Geez dude... you feeling froggy this afternoon? Stirring the pot all over the place, eh? lol

moi' ?

[Zach929rr]

Jeff? Froggy? Jeff looks like he hasn't been froggy since the '30s.

And by been, I mean gotten.

And by froggy, I mean laid.

And by '30s, I mean the early Bronze age.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Si senor....you

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Jeff? Froggy? Jeff looks like he hasn't been froggy since the '30s.
Why has Jess not kicked you in the man berries yet? Do I need to call her? :)

[Nick_Ninja]

Jeff? Froggy? Jeff looks like he hasn't been froggy since the '30s.

............... that's 30 minutes ago to you kid.

[Zach929rr]

Read my revision plz.

[Nick_Ninja]

Read my revision plz.

not true :D

[Zach929rr]

:lol:

[Zach929rr]

Why has Jess not kicked you in the man berries yet? Do I need to call her? :)

I'm the only man allowed to call her LOL ROFLMAO OMGWTFBBQ

[= Buckeye Jess =]

I'm the only man allowed to call her LOL ROFLMAO OMGWTFBBQ
:wtf:

[CaneZach]

Why has Jess not kicked you in the man berries yet? Do I need to call her? :)

Zach thinks Jess should call Jess to ask Jess why Jess felt it was necessary for Jess to respond in such a way.



Oh, but Jess should kick Zach (of the 929 variety and not the Cane) in the "man berries".

[Nick_Ninja]

:wtf:

......... let's spell it out:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/omgwtfbbq-39352.jpg

[Zach929rr]

:spit:

Yo Dawg! I heard you like Jess so I put some Jess in your Jess so you can Jess while you Jess.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Nice try smartass.... Zach of the 929 (and soon to be dead effn meat) variety has a gf named Jess.
So kiss off Cane variety! lol

[= Buckeye Jess =]

......... let's spell it out:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/omgwtfbbq-39352.jpg
i used to like you

[Nick_Ninja]

i used to like you

You are not the only one out there :twisted:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Zach thinks Jess should call Jess to ask Jess why Jess felt it was necessary for Jess to respond in such a way.



Oh, but Jess should kick Zach (of the 929 variety and not the Cane) in the "man berries".


:spit:

Yo Dawg! I heard you like Jess so I put some Jess in your Jess so you can Jess while you Jess.
I'm getting dizzy

[CaneZach]

Zach knows that Zach has a girl named Jess, Jess. Zach did think it was amusing that Jess wanted to know why Jess didn't kick Zach in the "man berries". OF course, had Jess called Jess to find out why Zach didn't get kicked in said "berries", Zach would've found out and Zach would've gotten a great laugh out it. He might have even shared the situation with Zach so Zach and Zach could both laugh. Zach and Zach are cool like dat!

[Zach929rr]

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/140290/A42BDFDDB9064B48929A787A6A4E32B5.jpg

[Nick_Ninja]

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/140290/A42BDFDDB9064B48929A787A6A4E32B5.jpg

Right to my front door with that!

[Zach929rr]

You were really waiting on those geriatric books from Amazon, weren't you?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

So THAT'S what you meant about all the adult toys on yer living room floor eh? Just keep ordering 'em so she'll keep showing up!

[Zach929rr]

So THAT'S what you meant about all the adult toys on yer living room floor eh? Just keep ordering 'em so she'll keep showing up!

Jeff's "adult toy":

http://www.x4extender.net/info/sites/default/files/penis-pump-main_Full.jpg

[Nick_Ninja]

You were really waiting on those geriatric books from Amazon, weren't you?

And the box marked 'parts' came from the Ben Wa factory. A gift for a 'friend'. Prepared is the name of the game.

[CaneZach]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/6109/haha20sorry20jeff20threadjack1.jpg

[Zach929rr]

And the box marked 'parts' came from the Ben Wa factory. A gift for a 'friend'. Prepared is the name of the game.

^^ Don't try to give your anal beads a fancy brand name.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

this all suddenly took the express elevator down

[Nick_Ninja]

Hey v.Zach929r


jess tells me that you hook up with the red one. :lol:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

heeeeyyyy I like that!
v.929
v.Cane
lol

[Zach929rr]

Hey v.Zach929r


jess tells me that you hook up with the red one. :lol:

My father's asian :(

[Pandora-11]

I don't understand ANY of this thread. Oh well........

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Shhh...Karen - it was just about to die!!! lol

[CaneZach]

I don't understand ANY of this thread. Oh well........


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/252849242_373d779ccd.jpg

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Ha! That's actually a cute and funny pic...

[Pandora-11]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/252849242_373d779ccd.jpg


lol a lot!!!!!

[MetaLord 9]

somebody needs to coathanger this thread bad...

[gtn]

I'm getting dizzy

Since no one else grabbed this I guess it's up to me.

What to you mean "getting"? :p

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Since no one else grabbed this I guess it's up to me.

What to you mean "getting"? :p
You getting sassy on me when I led you to a beautiful new Shoei with a great deal? lol

[CaneZach]

I'm getting dizzier than normal. Quite a feat, I know.


Gary's right. I fixeded it for ya'!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Easy chief...or THIS Jess will kick YOU in yer man berries.