What hand do you wipe with??

[Mother Goose]

:rolleyes:

[Devaclis]

Yours

[Mother Goose]

Anyone else getting tired of the stupid questions? Or is it just me?

[Devaclis]

http://leighswishingwell.com/invitations/wedding/3ShellsCVellumJacket.jpg

[Tylar]

What if you use 3 seashells, alternating hands and sometimes using both at the same time?

[asp_125]

I use toilet paper myself.

[mtnairlover]

Define "stupid questions"...lol

[Devaclis]

Anyone else getting tired of the stupid questions? Or is it just me?

I personally like your stupid questions Wicky. They make me think. I don't get to do that enough.

[Tylar]

But it makes me feel involved when someone wants to know my favorite color....

[Devaclis]

What if you use 3 seashells, alternating hands and sometimes using both at the same time?

Ninja'd!!!

[Mother Goose]

I personally like your stupid questions Wicky. They make me think. I don't get to do that enough.
I'll try to do it more, just for you buddy.


But it makes me feel involved when someone wants to know my favorite color....
What's your favorite color poop?

[Zach929rr]

What's your favorite color poop?

While I was in Houston last month, I got some sort of green-black poop that was pretty scary, having never experienced that before. It was like I was shitting a cesar salad puree. :shocked:

[Tylar]

What's your favorite color poop?

How about "I hate half a box of Cap'n Crunchberries" electric green?

[Mother Goose]

While I was in Houston last month, I got some sort of green-black poop that was pretty scary, having never experienced that before. It was like I was shitting a cesar salad puree. :shocked:
That's a good one. It is scary when you poop a weird color. I had like a neon green poop for about 2 days straight. I didn't really eat anything green that whole time, but then I remembered I drank a 4 pack of Monster in the span of about a day and a half. :shock:

[Mother Goose]

How about "I hate half a box of Cap'n Crunchberries" electric green?
AND you ate the whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad... that's impressive![/Ron Burgundy]

[Devaclis]

Front to back or back to front?

Sideways?

[Mother Goose]

You never go ass to mouth!

[Zach929rr]

You never go ass to mouth!

(ok well, sometimes, in the heat of the moment, ass to mouth is ok)

(I HEARD THAT)

[Pandora-11]

I didn't want to post in this thread, but I can't help myself.....the OCD made me do it.

[SaShWhO]

up until now I enjoyed Ceasar salad but I'm affraid I might not ever get the above mentioned image out of my head.
Thanks Dillweed.

I'm a switch wiper btw to keep things real.

[Keepitgreen]

really?..

[Zach929rr]

^ Hey Sacshabro, I love, and I mean fucking fiercely admire a well prepared cesar salad, but I'm just trying to keep this from happening to anybody else.

[Mother Goose]

I'm a switch wiper btw to keep things real.
I tried to wipe with my left, but it felt like I wasn't wiping good enough. :lol:

[rforsythe]

What if you use 3 seashells, alternating hands and sometimes using both at the same time?

You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute.

[Sean]

These threads make me want to be productive at work. :( If it helps Wicky, I will always think of you when I'm wiping my ass. :makeout:

[Mother Goose]

These threads make me want to be productive at work. :( If it helps Wicky, I will always think of you when I'm wiping my ass. :makeout:
You're too good to me.

[CaptGoodvibes]

That's a good one. It is scary when you poop a weird color. I had like a neon green poop for about 2 days straight. I didn't really eat anything green that whole time, but then I remembered I drank a 4 pack of Monster in the span of about a day and a half. :shock:

Purple stuff going in is usually green coming out. :shocked:

[MetaLord 9]

Doesn't matter which hand, the both hold the pine cone equally well.

[Zach929rr]

Doesn't matter which hand, the both hold the pine cone equally well.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d_v3uWfQ0sM/Sk0B38eKC0I/AAAAAAAAAKA/Td7c7oz2O5Y/s320/CoolStoryBro.jpg

[puckstr]

I drag my ass on the carpet

[Tylar]

I drag my ass on the carpet

+1

We have a good steamcleaner.

[kawasakirob]

I hate how some areas have the single ply paper, and when you fold or crumple you still end up with a little poo finger

[Nick_Ninja]

http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/cartoons/2004/ToiletPa.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d_v3uWfQ0sM/Sk0B38eKC0I/AAAAAAAAAKA/Td7c7oz2O5Y/s320/CoolStoryBro.jpg
:jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff: :jerkoff:

[sloridr]

Can we all say "Bidet"? We're going to put one of these on the boat:

[Snowman]

^ who wouldn't enjoy warm water up the bum.

[puckstr]

I got the privilege to use this on a moving train from Ho Chi Minh city to Qui Nhon

Yeah I got NINJA MONKEY SKILLS
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/37/l_769f24e66aa34c8b956196dec4b2f65e.jpg

[Horsman]

When I poop it looks like Rainbow Sherbert...
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Brian-Cox-Super-Troopers.1.jpg


I got the privilege to use this on a moving train from Ho Chi Minh city to Qui Nhon

Yeah I got NINJA MONKEY SKILLS
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/37/l_769f24e66aa34c8b956196dec4b2f65e.jpg
Nice Foot Grips...

[RajunCajun]

Right hand, and front to back with paper folded, not crumpled. Flogging the dolphin with the left hand is called the stranger. I bet its more like banging a retarded chick. Having a retarded chick wipe my ass will just end up shitty!

[PoweredMotives]

You never go ass to mouth!


(ok well, sometimes, in the heat of the moment, ass to mouth is ok)

(I HEARD THAT)

I love that movie!

[MetaLord 9]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/37/l_769f24e66aa34c8b956196dec4b2f65e.jpg
Steve, why are you vacationing in Guatanamo Bay?

[RajunCajun]

would a bidet be considered "waterboarding"?

[Nick_Ninja]

would a bidet be considered "waterboarding"?

Only to 'the little man in the boat' :twisted:.

[RajunCajun]

Only to 'the little man in the boat' :twisted:.

Shit, I could be guilty of torture! Damm, if its rough sex, could that be a war crime???????:hump:

[Nick_Ninja]

Shit, I could be guilty of torture! Damm, if its rough sex, could that be a war crime???????:hump:

Loose lips sink ships ---- or something like that. HTFP :up:

[Sean]

I got the privilege to use this on a moving train from Ho Chi Minh city to Qui Nhon
I took some of those overnight trains in Thailand....that one seems pretty clean. :up:

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Yours
Doh, beat me to it!:)

[thatmofo]

http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/

Glad I could help.

[DorJammer]

Every now and then, I sit on my left hand until it goes numb, then it feels like someone else is wiping my ass