Men! Cancel your gym membership!

[Pandora-11]

This has got to be a joke.

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
The five-year study (http://myselfdevelopment.net/index.php/category/stress/) conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym. Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,” Weatherby said.
She added:
“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.

[SaShWhO]

Ze germans know their shit!
for the sake of all the CSC mens health I say step right up ladies and let the healing begin.

[RajunCajun]

Hmmm, ever seen all the big fat guts on the construction workers while they check out girls walking by? Yeah, I have, and I don't think those T&A breaks equal a workout. I can personally tell you that I still gain weight looking at breasts but not so much while working out;)

[SaShWhO]

^your not helping out here man^

[puckstr]

I will keep my workout and ogling boobies

well I am off to the Gym

[RajunCajun]

^your not helping out here man^

Hahah! My girl won't buy this anyway. I showed her the one about how blowjobs can lengthen a mans life, yeah, Bob, we DON'T have a winner...

[Rooster]

my first sargeant found this study thing online and printed it out for us to give to our wives. its a study that has proven that swallowing sperm will reduce a womens chance of getting breast canser while strengthening and whitening there teeth.
so for the sake of womens health i suggest you start "milking". :shocked:

[RajunCajun]

my first sargeant found this study thing online and printed it out for us to give to our wives. its a study that has proven that swallowing sperm will reduce a womens chance of getting breast canser while strengthening and whitening there teeth.
so for the sake of womens health i suggest you start "milking". :shocked:
Ohh, yeah, that's the one! Not lengthen a man's life but reducing breast cancer. Yup, totally didn't buy it:(

[Keepitgreen]

Well..
Can't beat em, join em..
I need to "work out" today. Thinking endurance though.
So, how's about all you girlies lining up and just showing me some boobies for let's say an hour..
Will probably be needing to replenish my carbs and such, so don't mind me drinking a beer or two while we "work out"..

So girlies.. who's in?

[Nick_Ninja]

Booking a flight to Vegas for the weekend. Consider it a biathlon. :twisted:

[Gainer]

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”


I think I am "above average" when it come to this activity. I wonder how much longer I am adding to my life???

[Horsman]

I need more boobs in my life... :(

[Nick_Ninja]

I need more boobs in my life... :(

Go to Vegas brothah

[RajunCajun]

I think I am "above average" when it come to this activity. I wonder how much longer I am adding to my life???
[/indent]

Yup, they call me a pig because they're jealous that I'll outlive them;)

[Devaclis]

Anyone want to volunteer to help me with my palpitations? PLEASE?

[Pandora-11]

As this study requires well-endowed women....I could help with stopping the palpitations for you....but Im busy.

[RajunCajun]

Be careful, they might lengthen your life but they can turn you retarded!:shocked:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_CJY4K6-g7Tk/SsOs8lkdmNI/AAAAAAAAAYw/ag0mr4QGJME/s512/epic-tits-epic-tits-tits-boobs-retard-retarded-demotivational-poster-1238676447.jpg

[Devaclis]

Too big

[Keepitgreen]

I no turn down no boobies no place no how ya know!

[RajunCajun]

Too big

Yeah, that's what she said, OOOHHHHH, YEEEAAAAHHH!!! :)

[RajunCajun]

Yeah, that's what she said, OOOHHHHH, YEEEAAAAHHH!!! :)

No, not really....:(

[Gainer]

As this study requires well-endowed women....I could help with stop the palpitations for you....but Im busy.

Busy........no worries. With all this extra time we are adding to our lives I can afford to wait.

[Jason ON]

I need more boobs in my life... :(


Just look down.
































:D

[Devaclis]

MOOBS!

[zetaetatheta]

Here's my new workout pic, how many calories is this worth?

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll78/manitoumike/cnn-F524_4A9F0CA8.jpg

[SaShWhO]

please keep the pics coming for I need to work up an appetite for lunch only to get right back to burning calories.

[MileHighColt]

I think I am "above average" when it come to this activity. I wonder how much longer I am adding to my life???
[/indent]


So does all of this fall under "Wellness" in the new health care program trying to make its way through Congress? I'd volunteer to be a test subject if it will help the health and wellness of the country. :hump:

[MileHighColt]

Oh, and I forgot this.

[Nick_Ninja]

As this study requires well-endowed women....I could help with stop the palpitations for you....but Im busy.

I doubt that :roll:

[~Barn~]

As this study requires well-endowed women....I could help with stop the palpitations for you....but Im busy.

Do you accept BCBS/Anthem?

[Pandora-11]

I said...stopping them!!!!!
Shut up Jeff........don't make me say something we will both regret.

[Nick_Ninja]

I said...stopping them!!!!!
Shut up Jeff........don't make me say something we will both regret.

HTFU.

[Nick_Ninja]

I'll reply to you what your drunk self said to me....how's that?

Threats. Take it to PM and don't make a fool out of yourself.

[Pandora-11]

Boy, is that the pot calling the kettle...too funny.

[Nick_Ninja]

Everyone on here who means a damn thing to me already knows how fucked up my diatribe toward you was --- and how bad I feel about it. Nothing you do would dig the hole deeper.

[Flip]

Just how much do those fake boobies weigh- do ya think?

Those girls are awful skinny for all of that bulk.

[kawasakirob]

Oh, and I forgot this.

Wow.:)

[RajunCajun]

ding ding, round 2;)

http://www.1000rr.us/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3544&d=1253853891

[puckstr]

MOOBS!
The BRO
http://bp3.blogger.com/_5ynmMWcWl1I/RtsdcOxmohI/AAAAAAAAAAc/WxDGwOMjAn8/s320/moobs.gif

[RajunCajun]

Nice!

[puckstr]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/astromystery/manbra.jpg

[RajunCajun]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/astromystery/manbra.jpg

She must have Allstate!

[Devaclis]

NINJA!~!

http://brooklynradio.net/files/image/CHIEF_NINJASONIK_FRONT_web%281%29.jpg

[Nick_Ninja]

:drool:

[MileHighColt]

Wow.:)

You're welcome. Now you see why soccer is the #1 sport in the world. The girls from Brazil make it all worth while.

Who likes Poker??

[puckstr]

You're welcome. Now you see why soccer is the #1 sport in the world. The girls from Brazil make it all worth while.

Who likes Poker??


http://www.jbconcepts.net/BestPubSignEver.jpg

[MileHighColt]

http://www.jbconcepts.net/BestPubSignEver.jpg

ROAD TRIP!!!

[Nick_Ninja]

ILBT's
by Joe Walsh and Joe Vatale
Used by permission

You see 'em on the street, left and right
I like big tits
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time, I try to call it quits
Here come some tits

Well they come in twos, so hard to choose
your favorite tit
I like tits for dinner, or a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch, a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast, eggs benedict

They're where it's at ...tits

They give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or bangin on the ground
how 'bout those tits

http://new.music.yahoo.com/joe-walsh/tracks/i-l-b-t-s--1026259











http://new.music.yahoo.com/joe-walsh/tracks/confessor--44436540

[Zoom]

You guys could just buy a calendar... ;) But just in case...no harm in doubling up. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3513/3929565736_b1fd146877.jpg

[TFOGGuys]

How the heck am I ever gonna cut back to staring at boobs just 1 hour a day? :dunno:

[Keepitgreen]

I feel so out of shape.
Any girlies out there help me get back into shape?
Please! Can I just look at your boobies! I got a dolla if that'll help..

[Violator]

May be open BoobGym 24/7 with professional trainers :)

[Horsman]

Here's my new workout pic, how many calories is this worth?

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll78/manitoumike/cnn-F524_4A9F0CA8.jpg
Is that the space needle???

[~Barn~]

It's the CN Tower in Toronto.

[RajunCajun]

Is that the space needle???

space needle, there's no needle in that pic! I see huge boobs, tiny waste,,,,uhh,,,, huge boobs, and some,,,,, uhhh,,,,boobs,,,,,,uuuuuuhhh.....

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Be careful, they might lengthen your life but they can turn you retarded!:shocked:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_CJY4K6-g7Tk/SsOs8lkdmNI/AAAAAAAAAYw/ag0mr4QGJME/s512/epic-tits-epic-tits-tits-boobs-retard-retarded-demotivational-poster-1238676447.jpg
Him, her, or BOTH?:)