OMG, it's the "Keister-bomb"!!!

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

New terrorist threat, check it out:
http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/1479693.html

What'll they think of next? Now, it'd been funny if the guy didn't die right away, but laid there with his rectum and guts all blown out, suffering in his stupidity for hours.

Now, the REAL threat in all this is think if a group of them (men AND women because, hey, they have another hiding place) got on the same plane with a bunch of stuff to make a larger bomb. Then they could each go to the restroom, remove the item, and the when all the items were put together, have a REAL bomb capable of either taking the plane down outright, or causing a huge problem and some deaths. Plus, as invasive and time-consuming as getting thru screening now is, think what will heppen when they have to x-ray everyone now, and especially thing of how frequent flyers will now be getting a dose of x-rays every time they fly now. Cancer, anyone? I hate these guys.....:banghead::scream1:

[puckstr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7EWpYvX29o

try an internal LARGER device

[TFOGGuys]

Cue the shitty, guts, never trust a fart, half assed terrorist jokes.....

[dirkterrell]

I never thought I'd read a line like this


True, but as Missouri S&T’s Worsey stressed, nobody can just walk into a place and detonate their behinds without the proper equipment.

Dirk

[TFOGGuys]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "colon blow".....

[salsashark]

Cue the shitty, guts, never trust a fart, half assed terrorist jokes.....

Wow... that's a real shitty way to die...

Takes "Pull my finger" to a whole new level...

<comic guy voice> worst colonoscopy ever </voice>

<Cartman voice> Why does everything today have to do with something either going in or coming out of my ass?! </voice>

:music:Hot Pockets:music: and Keister Bombs could be the actual plot to 2012

[Devaclis]

The terrorist market has bottomed out

/happyjim? :)

[salsashark]

New TSA goatsee inspection lines?! :shock: :puke:

[TFOGGuys]

"No, really, Achmed....it's a valium suppository to help you relax on your flight...."

[puckstr]

They already have the insertion position DOWN
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4132693/2/istockphoto_4132693-muslims-praying.jpg

[salsashark]

http://bunkercomplex.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shawshank_redemption_260.jpg?w=480&h=270

[salsashark]

:music:Face down, Ass up... that's the way that we blow up :music:

[puckstr]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/lisafx/lisafx0609/lisafx060900021/539850.jpg

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

They already have the insertion position DOWN
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4132693/2/istockphoto_4132693-muslims-praying.jpg
See, lookit, they're lining up to be suicide bombers already!:shocked:

Or, maybe they're lining up like that trying to be a line of artillery? Although, I'd imagine it's be hard to aim......:)

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Think of all the backlash over this. I'm sure the TSA will get right to the bottom of this though. I'm sure they'll be behind anything the Homeland Security agency proposed, but I'm not sure where it'll end. They'll probably start at the bottom and work right thru the bowels of this sticky problem and get to the top of it. Internal affairs might get involved too. If these guys had gotten on board some planes it would have been a catasstrophy. Especially if the blowout was in the rear. I'd imagine it would have totally rectum, if not completely destroyed the planes. I hear they have a suspect in the US already, a Mr. Billy Rubin.

[TFOGGuys]

:spit:


I gotta think this sort of half-assed terrorism would just blow the shit out of TSA security. Seriously, they're gonna have a mess on their hands...

[puckstr]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/18/128767892236858117.jpg

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

I'm sure the TSA will analyze the situation immediately, if they have the intestinal fortitude to see the solution thru to it's very end.......

[MileHighColt]

Cue the shitty, guts, never trust a fart, half assed terrorist jokes.....

How do you say "hey ya'll, watch this" in Arabic?? :shocked: