FZRguy
Thu Apr 14th, 2005, 08:35 PM
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were equally qualified and both did
excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next
morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the
cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached
her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you
or Jack off. Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like crap."
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were equally qualified and both did
excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next
morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the
cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached
her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you
or Jack off. Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like crap."