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sprtbkbabe
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:05 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/entertainment/25995058/detail.html
Wrider
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:38 PM
Jesus... I didn't realize he was 70 years old!
salsashark
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:43 PM
Jesus... I didn't realize he was 70 years old!

yep, only 3,999,930 years until he reaches half life.
sprtbkbabe
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:49 PM
His back hair when he fought Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon is grodie
Ricky
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:56 PM
Chuck Norris does not age.... Age Chuck Norris's (yes, Chuck Norris is a verb!)
TFOGGuys
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:58 PM
The Black Eyed Peas were known as just "the Peas" before they met Chuck Norris.....
Snowman
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 02:47 PM
His back hair when he fought Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon is grodieDidn't he get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee?
MetaLord 9
Thu Dec 2nd, 2010, 02:53 PM
^^But now Bruce Lee is dead. Coincidence?
derekm
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:05 PM
^^But now Bruce Lee is dead. Coincidence?
lolol!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:33 PM
the boogie man checks under his bed for CHUCK NORRIS!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:34 PM
When CHUCK NORRIS does push ups he pushes the earth away!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:35 PM
You know what CHUCK NORRIS has under his beard? Another fist!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:36 PM
CHUCK NORRIS does not wear condoms because there is no protection from CHUCK NORRIS!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:38 PM
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with CHUCK NORRIS' fist!
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:39 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool CHUCK NORRIS once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:40 PM
CHUCK NORRIS counted to infinity, twice.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:41 PM
If you work in an office with CHUCK NORRIS, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:43 PM
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn’t get wet, the water gets CHUCK NORRIS.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:43 PM
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:44 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:45 PM
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:46 PM
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:47 PM
Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:47 PM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:49 PM
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:49 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:51 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:52 PM
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?

Chuck Norris
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:53 PM
CHUCK NORRIS died 20 years ago. death too scared to tell him.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:54 PM
God's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
cbrjohnny
Fri Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:57 PM
CHUCK NORRIS can squeeze orange juice from a banana