Keyser Soze
Tue Apr 26th, 2005, 11:44 AM
A man enters a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can be of any help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. Confused, the employee says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
The man answers: "I am. But you see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own then SO DOES SHE!"
The man answers: "I am. But you see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own then SO DOES SHE!"