Keyser Soze
Thu Apr 28th, 2005, 12:14 PM
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after workcocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (As all men will.). Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20.00 - on one condition" (There are always conditions.).
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(controlling huh?)The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,
and meaningfully said -
"Clean my house."
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (As all men will.). Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20.00 - on one condition" (There are always conditions.).
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(controlling huh?)The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,
and meaningfully said -
"Clean my house."