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Keyser Soze
Fri Apr 29th, 2005, 10:51 AM
Wife comes home to see her husband walking around with his flyswatter.

Wife "What are you doing?"

Husband "I am hunting for fly's."

Wife "Have you killed any yet?"

Husband "Yeah I have killed 3 male's and 2 females"

Wife "What! Now how do you know if they are male or female?"

Husband " 3 where on a beer can and 2 where on the phone"