How to pick up chicks?

[Vellos]

On a sportbike.

Advice? :D

[neh]

Don't do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7gk9GnGiQ

[CaneZach]

All I do is take off my helmet and they're instantly repulsed, so I have no idea what to tell you.

[houdini]

Lol. Well Vellos considering you are in Boulder I think your pretty much screwed ! My advice would be either somehow attach a Bong to the bike, paint it tye dye, and slap some Phish stickers all over it...or go to the Bus stop (but i would advise going after 10pm when the "B" team gets off) :)

[cptschlongenheimer]

Chicks are expensive. You keep one around long enough and you're gonna have to buy her jewelry or a motorcycle or something... :D
all kidding aside, if self-help books work for you... search: david d'angelo, double your dating
Some drivel, but teaches you to look at dating from a new paradigm.

[BushyAR15]

Club them and strap them down on the pillion!

[Vellos]

all kidding aside, if self-help books work for you...

:puppy:

[MetaLord 9]

Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.

[cptschlongenheimer]

:lol:
I'm not ashamed to admit I used to have no clue how to talk to women until I educated myself a little... now I just need to figure out how to shut them up...

[Sean]

If you see them glancing at the bike, just ask if they want a ride. Chances are, they do. Take them up Boulder Canyon and scare the panties off of them. :up:


Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.That only works for me.

[MetaLord 9]

That only works for me.
True.

The rest of us use chloroform and a large camping backpack.

/itputsthelotiononitsskin

[BC14]

All I do is take off my helmet and they're instantly repulsed, so I have no idea what to tell you.
+1 :up:

[Swift]

Whip out your junk.
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/koolaid_oohya_icon949.jpg

[CaneZach]

True.

The rest of us use chloroform and a large camping backpack.

/itputsthelotiononitsskin

Dude, stop jacking my swag! That's the only way for someone like me to pick up the ladies.

/itrubsthelotiononitsskinorelseitgetsthehoseagain
//putthefuckinglotioninthebasket

[Snowman]

What happened to the good ol days when you would just go up to her father and trade her for some goats. Things were so much easier then...

[asp_125]

You need to work out, have some tats, and a badass italian motorcycle..
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=39013&highlight=eurotrash

[Zach929rr]

You got to be alpha brah.

[aerofaze]

Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.

Yes, when she checks out your sportbike, make eye contact with her!!! Plus, confidence in a guy is very important (but don't mistake that for arrogance). A guy who is self-assured, yet humble, does it for me.

I must also mention this cliche: a sense of humor goes a long way- just be sure it's not mean-spirited (a major turnoff).

[Mother Goose]

Be yourself, if they don't like it, on to the next. Don't change who you already are just to get a girl, they aren't worth it if you have to do that.

[TinkerinWstuff]

http://www.stuffonbikes.com/wp-content/gallery/motorcycles/chickens2.jpg
http://www.stuffonbikes.com/wp-content/gallery/motorcycles/chickens.jpg
http://www.johnlund.com/images/Funny-chickens-riding-motorcycle.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A5yfIv5YRzU/SexyOGLI5EI/AAAAAAAAEZw/kSA_YWWxnA4/s400/BikerChicks.jpg

[Mother Goose]

Is this what came up while you were Googling for cock?

[TinkerinWstuff]

wear cowboy boots

[Vellos]

Be yourself, if they don't like it,

they gets the hose again. :dunno:

[McVaaahhh]

You gotta roll up wearing shorts, sandals and no shirt with your lid strapped to the tail of the bike. Make sure you talk all about yourself and how fast you are on that thing. Bounce it off the rev-limiter every chance you get too, that really gets 'em going. :up:

[Kim-n-Dean]

I just throw Kim into the crowd, reel her back in and see what she comes back with. She's way better at picking up chicks than I am!!

[Wrider]

If you just want to get laid and don't mind a bit of travel... Go downtown in FoCo on a Friday/Saturday night at about 2 AM when the bars close. Sit on your bike and when a girl comes up looking at it, ask if she wants a ride...
Not sure if it will work in FoCo but it DOES work in Phoenix next to ASU.

[OUTLAWD]

I just be myself...oh wait, that doesn't work very well :dunno:

maybe I need to show off my tats more...and drag knee while flipping everyone the bird

[Sean]

Not sure if it will work in FoCo but it DOES work in Phoenix next to ASU.Works just fine in Boulder. :up:

[asp_125]

You need to sell the sportbike and get a Hardley, then sit out in front of some LoDo bar revving the motor. :p

[TransNone13]

[...]scare the panties off of them. :up:

I would advise against that, I've been punched in the back before doing something like that...

[Vellos]

I've been punched in the back before doing something like that...

:idea: Is this when you'd wheelie them off?

[TransNone13]

:idea: Is this when you'd wheelie them off?

No lol, just got up to 110MPH or so, maybe 120MPH on a 600RR.

[Sean]

I would advise against that, I've been punched in the back before doing something like that...It's just foreplay. :hump:

[GuitarX]

Just make sure you don't hang out with too many other sportbikers while you're trolling for the ladies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw

[Jim_Vess]

Benjamins. Lots of Benjamins.

[brennahm]

I assume this was a joke.

If not...maybe try not hanging out with a bunch of dudes on the internet.

[vort3xr6]

I assume this was a joke.

If not...maybe try not hanging out with a bunch of dudes on the internet.


Exactly. Male dominated sportbike forums scare women away.

[Airreed]

Spray yourself down with some Sex Panther...It works 60% of the time, all the time!
ROAR!!!

[OUTLAWD]

Exactly. Male dominated sportbike forums scare women away.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189988_561992685721_73002862_32361314_3263892_n.jp g

[Revan]

Hang out with a few guys close to your age. I know You Wolfeyez, and myself are all in our twenties. Wingmen help out a ton. just got to find the confidence to go up talk to a girl. big thing is to not have them think you're interested. if only for a second they think you're desperate, you've shot your chances to hell. I've got an amazing book if you'd be interested in reading it. its called penetrating the secret society of pick up artists. or something along those lines. its by Neil Strauss. wasn't something i picked up bc i sucked around women, but everyone can learn a few things.

[Vellos]

I assume this was a joke.

:yes:

[brennahm]

That was aimed more at the guys reading books on how to pick up chicks.

[asp_125]

Dating advice from CSC? We're all a bunch of computer nerds with our WoW and model trains... and krab. :lol:

[bulldog]

Hang out with a few guys close to your age. I know You Wolfeyez, and myself are all in our twenties. Wingmen help out a ton. just got to find the confidence to go up talk to a girl. big thing is to not have them think you're interested. if only for a second they think you're desperate, you've shot your chances to hell. I've got an amazing book if you'd be interested in reading it. its called penetrating the secret society of pick up artists. or something along those lines. its by Neil Strauss. wasn't something i picked up bc i sucked around women, but everyone can learn a few things. Neil Strauss books are great for picking up women, but horrible for getting a girlfriend or keeping a good woman. Only follow his advice of the sell proclaimed "pick up artist" that has slept with hundreds of women by using his lame tactics to trick women if you only want a one night stand.

And yes I have read his book called "The Game"!!! His tactics will never land you a nice girl; the ones that fall for the tricks are usually dumb girls that are easily manipulated. About the only thing to take from that book is women like confindence and to portray that when talking with women.

I agree with Wicky on this one: act yourself and if they don't like it, then off to the next. You act fake then eventually they will figure that out!


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0811/goggles-pick-up-artist-mystery-demotivational-poster-1226207609.jpg

[Revan]

haha thats true bulldog. I think his book is a little over the top. but i think there are some really good things he talks about that guys think girls like, but totally screw our chances. I didn't get the book to sleep with girls. I got to better understand the dynamic between guys and girls. granted i was told this book was the "holy grail" to dating lol. it was kind of a shock when i actually started reading it. I guess we need to ask, Vellos, you looking at picking up girls just to drive around, fool around with, and then go home? or are you looking to find a girl and start a relationship?

[Mother Goose]

Craigslist/casual encounters

[bulldog]

haha thats true bulldog. I think his book is a little over the top. but i think there are some really good things he talks about that guys think girls like, but totally screw our chances. I didn't get the book to sleep with girls. I got to better understand the dynamic between guys and girls. granted i was told this book was the "holy grail" to dating lol. it was kind of a shock when i actually started reading it. I guess we need to ask, Vellos, you looking at picking up girls just to drive around, fool around with, and then go home? or are you looking to find a girl and start a relationship? Yeah I agree, the book had some good points and can be used to help out, but a guy thinking he is going to find his next wife following these tips is wrong. I've seen many guys follow his book and then when they are ready to get a GF, they fail miserably because they are use to tactics

Yeah we will see if "Vellos" buys a huge furry hat, paints his nails, and wears goggles in the club to "peacock"; of course you are going to get attention wearing silly stuff. Even that can be used right if you realize they are trying to state to make yourself stand out an have a ice breaker.

[Revan]

I'd agree. i'm not sure peacocking that much would be the best idea... but hey chicks dig goggles right?

[Vellos]

I guess we need to ask, Vellos, you looking at picking up girls just to drive around, fool around with, and then go home? or are you looking to find a girl and start a relationship?

See post #41. And the time posted on #1. Working on finals until 4AM gets boring.

[CaneZach]

Spray yourself down with some Sex Panther...It works 60% of the time, all the time!
ROAR!!!

It's quite pungent. Stings the nostrils!

I gotta tell you, that smells like pure gasoline.

[Revan]

Haha well theres my answer. How'd the final go?

[Vellos]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7981/471663327lxg1.jpg

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

....like a six-pack? :D

[Kim-n-Dean]

....like a six-pack? :DI've been waiting for that one!!

Wow! I would have never thought to read a book!! Are you guys serious?!? ...but then again, what do I know? I've been banging the same chick for twenty three years!!

[WolFeYeZ]

Wow! I would have never thought to read a book!! Are you guys serious?!? ...but then again, what do I know? I've been banging the same chick for twenty three years!!

Makes me wonder if it was Kim or if it was Dean that posted that... :devil1:

[bulldog]

See post #41. And the time posted on #1. Working on finals until 4AM gets boring. Man, if you are in college you are in the best place in the world to pick up girls (believe me, it doesn't get easier than that)! Just be confident and don't be afraid to get rejected. It sucks, but it is a numbers game sometimes. Actually some of Strauss's books may help then since it seems like you just need help with picking them up.


....like a six-pack? :D
What else is a six pack good for! That is why I workout 6 days a week to keep mine :lol:
JK...I am in a commited relationship, so who knows why I work out so much

[Vellos]

Actually in a recent study at the Boulder/Denver campus has shown that if you were to introduce yourself, hold at least five minutes of conversation, then ask the person out the odds are in your favor. 55% females, and 70% males say yes.

Results may vary, especially if you look like this guy.

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics0828/ugly-fugly.jpg

[Penadam]

This.

Spray yourself down with some Sex Panther...It works 60% of the time, all the time!
ROAR!!!

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/36648_10100107221419348_13704727_54222220_3429046_ a.jpg

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Makes me wonder if it was Kim or if it was Dean that posted that... :devil1:
Must have been Dean, I don't think Kim would have taken that quite as kindly! :)

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

What else is a six pack good for! That is why I workout 6 days a week to keep mine :lol:
JK...I am in a commited relationship, so who knows why I work out so much
Ahhh, it's obvious that us old guys have a few sayings y'all kids ain't heard yet. :) LOOOONG before "the shocker", when 6-packs came in cans, they had these plastic holders that held the cans by the tops, and you just pulled the can out the bottom. Well, these holders had 2 holes in the top to carry it by, you'd stick your thumb in one hole, and a finger in the other.......and, well, you can guess the rest! :lol::D

[FZRguy]

First, get a million dollars....

[Ted]

Oh its easy.... Just use the bike lot located on the North West corner of Libby. Trust me. I know.

[OUTLAWD]

Oh its easy.... Just use the bike lot located on the North West corner of Libby. Trust me. I know.


but gixxers work better than lowly kawi's

[bulldog]

Ahhh, it's obvious that us old guys have a few sayings y'all kids ain't heard yet. :) LOOOONG before "the shocker", when 6-packs came in cans, they had these plastic holders that held the cans by the tops, and you just pulled the can out the bottom. Well, these holders had 2 holes in the top to carry it by, you'd stick your thumb in one hole, and a finger in the other.......and, well, you can guess the rest! :lol::D lol...sorry been watching too much Jersey Shore :lol:

Now this is what we used back in my day: St Ides Special Brew....all the fruity flavors girls like packed with malt liquor!!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WAsddLGaYcE/SSIe7beSAOI/AAAAAAAAFIc/XElgdSJHbPk/s400/2377717690_82679a4fc2.jpg

[Kim-n-Dean]

Ahhh, it's obvious that us old guys have a few sayings y'all kids ain't heard yet. :) LOOOONG before "the shocker", when 6-packs came in cans, they had these plastic holders that held the cans by the tops, and you just pulled the can out the bottom. Well, these holders had 2 holes in the top to carry it by, you'd stick your thumb in one hole, and a finger in the other.......and, well, you can guess the rest! :lol::DI was wondering if anyone 'got it'... Kim was crackin' up!!

...and what the hell do you mean by, "old"? Oh yeah, wait a minute.... nevermind!

[50sGrl]

We're all a bunch of computer nerds with our WoW and model trains... and krab. :lol:

Wait . . . what?

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

I was wondering if anyone 'got it'... Kim was crackin' up!!

...and what the hell do you mean by, "old"? Oh yeah, wait a minute.... nevermind!
....kids these days..... :) Man, we used to say that ALL the time.....