The Out of Context Quote Thread

[Mother Goose]

I thought it would be funny for us to have a quote area where we can quote from other threads that can be taken out of context, or use selective reading. :D

I'll start it off...


hey vellos you can mount the cam on my bike if spooph doesnt come, if you want a video from the back..:D

[cptschlongenheimer]

good follow up?

Add some little wings and go airborne! :angel:

[Mother Goose]

:lol:

[Mother Goose]

Talk about nuts to butts.
I don't want to.

[cptschlongenheimer]

:lol:
I might as well give up trying to work today...
I keep finding my self back here.

[Sean]

Hey! Don't bring me into your shenanigans!

[aerofaze]

Eeeeewwww...

But I like this thread already. :D

[Sir Bacon Lube]

Hey! Don't bring me into your shenanigans!

:)

[Sir Bacon Lube]

Hey! Don't bring me into your shenanigans!
:D

[cptschlongenheimer]

Did you just say meow?
:D

[rybo]

Garage porn & Clear Bras.

Like I figured you really can't see the clear bra much in the pictures.


:)

[asp_125]

... I think those were like 9". That was awesome. ..

:lol:

[Mother Goose]

^^^ :spit:

[zPurpleRoom]

Dedicated to Frank (Cycle Monkey) who told me about this but couldn't get it up

Some people just know too much information about eachother.

[cptschlongenheimer]

I'm considering doing it to my Duc.

Wear protection

[Swift]

Kim-n-Dean
Too big to fail? Now, they've all merged! How big are they now?!?!?
Still not big enough to fill a tube sock.

[cptschlongenheimer]

...so this is more of a nerd feeler...

Really?
How'd ya know this nerd wanted felt?
:eyebrows:

[Tylar]

Sorry spdu4ia, I couldn't resist...


I think he is wanting something a little "tammer" for her go hand

[ndnbennyb]

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE A QUOTE FROM ANOTHER THREAD!:banghead::scream1:

[Vellos]

Copy & paste.

[ndnbennyb]

Copy & paste.

I did but it didn't have the fancy ^^ gray box. Maybe I'm just retarded.

[Tylar]

I did but it didn't have the fancy ^^ gray box. Maybe I'm just retarded.

You need to mimic the QUOTE=<USERNAME> in hard brackets and make sure you close with /QUOTE in hard brackets to close the tag.


Hey, look at me

If you quote this post I made, you will see the tags I wrote to make " Hey, look at me" in tags.

[ndnbennyb]

I see.

[Vellos]

I like making children cry.

And you can make up stuff too.

[cptschlongenheimer]

I always liked the looks of tatas.

^passes :slappers: test

[Mother Goose]

I only use one finger...
Everyone has to start somewhere.

[OUTLAWD]

hopefully you guys will keep coming out :up:

of the closet?




I do have a bad habit of molesting you...

[OUTLAWD]

John, you have anything longer than 200mm by chance?


he rides an R1...what do you think?

[cptschlongenheimer]

^:lol:

[bulldog]

Wicky talking about his BF.

I've gone lower, I was just feeling lazy this weekend. :lol:

[Finklestein87]

just stopped and watched me slide into him.

Say what?

[D Berns R6]

hahahaha fags i'm glad i ... smash out some more fags

:shock:

[Tylar]

It's too short

:batman:

[Mother Goose]

That's what she said. :(

[OUTLAWD]

:batman:


That's what she said. :(


I thought this was supposed to be out of context quotes :dunno:

[Tylar]

You're thinking too much, Dave, just let it go.

[rybo]

You're thinking too much, Dave, just let it go.


^That's what she said

[MetaLord 9]

I tried tying her up out back
Giggity!

[daemon]

I'm going to try and make this ride too. Missing my Mayo!
Then wipe it off your chin!!!

[Finklestein87]

i just got spanked by a old man

Sorry to hear that

[VFR]

If you want we could meet up I could look at it and give you my opinion .


Next!

[Vellos]

part way through, but I can't fit it in

;)

[Ghost]

Lemme know when you get a set, I may have time to come by.

Um?

[Vellos]

I don't get it. :?

[OUTLAWD]

;)

As I was typing that, I figured it would end up in this thread...

[Mother Goose]

I'm heading to the 'Lube for a bit.
I bet you are.

[spdu4ia]

Well I'm not pushing any poll buttons inside spdu4ia's pants. :gay:

now that people are watching? as long as we cuddle when its over

[cptschlongenheimer]

I've been meaning to wax mine...might be nice to let someone else do it :yes:
:eyebrows:

[Mother Goose]

any... will work as long as its wet and cold
Graphic!

[usmcab35]

nice ive made the thread twice! lol

[usmcab35]

The bike in question cost $150, so was looking for something used or cheap, but not made of hard plastic like the current ones.

so you want something dirty, cheap and not hard plastic? go to colfax!

[usmcab35]

screw the shoulder...his foot looks nasty

ummm?

[Ted]

You do rim jobs? Cuz mine could use new tires and I'm not acquainted in that department.

:dunno:

[Vellos]

I have to "blow" then "suck" on it...

Sorry Rob, dirty mind.

[Vellos]

Yeah Ive gone both ways

;)

[zPurpleRoom]

I just did mine its not to hard just make sure you have all the tools before you start

:applause:

[Vellos]

when a harley passed me

:no:

[Swift]

:no:
That's something that will never happen. I'll shoot the fucker before I let that shit fly.

[Swift]

I was Going up/down it a couple times
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/10/128996626616941224.jpg

[cptschlongenheimer]

...dropped on my tiny little head...

Now we have proof.
:up:

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

I remember sitting in Oscar Blues, eating a buger, after a fairly spirited run down hwy 7. it's amazing the things we remember when eating a buger.

[Zach929rr]

Sure, I'm easy ;-)

orly

[Mother Goose]

I have been pretty hard on the rear.....
We know you're an Ezzzzy1, but come on now.

[thatmofo]

There is no way I can successfully compete with an overnight hospitality offer by Drift. 8) But if you like female company and a kitty, you can stay with me.


Wanted: A small man!

Best two so far.

[grim]

why is size relevant here..I am confused....


Well you see kalibra......you know what go ask your mother

[Clovis]

Anyone have crash space I could use so I can ride down the night before?


I could help you out if you want to start the day down south with us.


There is no way I can successfully compete with an overnight hospitality offer by Drift. 8) But if you like female company and a kitty, you can stay with me.

A prelude to this years Firecracker 500.

[Bueller]

I hope everything works in your end.

:wtf:

[Drift]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Feeling faint ready to pass out...Krissy going down...Gads...Please Bash no...I need a hug :cry:

You know...it is just kinda how we roll down in the Dirty!

[OUTLAWD]

Since I am still new to Colorado, all I want to do is meet other guys...

;)

[aerofaze]

...You guys need to get out of the deep Dirty anyways. (addressing dallas and GSXRJOHNNY (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=41387))
I didn't think they could go that deep.

[Matty]

Since I am still new to Colorado, all I want to do is meet other guys...


;)

Hahahahaha......

[cptschlongenheimer]

...I've got you covered on getting it on

Not sure what it means but it sounds dirty.

[Ghost]

Sorry dude, I was pretty delirious from yesterday. I have blisters on my palms and all that good stuff lol. Was fun, kept it up, but I had to go home and recover.

:shock:

[Mother Goose]

Im working but im going to try to get it off
How do your coworkers feel about that?

[asp_125]

On a plus note, my little hands make everything look big.

Orly?

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

On a plus note, my little hands make everything look big.We should hang out some time :lol:

[Sean]

Thanks man, but it seems pretty straight forward. I bought the 48", just in case I need the extra length.
Sounds like Wicky isn't joking around this time. Is this for you or Kris? :lol:

[cptschlongenheimer]

Sounds like Wicky isn't joking around this time. Is this for you or Kris? :lol:

:spit:
Oh fuck! best one so far!
:lol:

[Ghost]

Lots of people have very tender asses. You have to poke them gently.

...

[Tylar]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/mr7string/IMG_0017.jpg

[Jesterbass21]

There is no better set-up than that man. No sober nor drunk could resist.

Only Vellos

[grim]

"but will have to wait to play with it until I get home..."

Just remember god kills a kitteh every time you do that!

[grim]

Played with the TouchPad a little last night. Pretty neat.


What can i say that hasn't already been said? :lol:


Is that what they are calling it these days?

[zPurpleRoom]

Just remember god kills a kitten every time you do that!

If that is the case, I'm doing more than my fair share to control the pet population. :lol:

[Tylar]

I need the extra length.

:wtf:

[OUTLAWD]

Did he think he was in the wrong? Apparently not. But maybe he will think twice about pulling out with so little time. Maybe not.

So, either way, someone thinks you're a jerk.

:hibye:

[Ted]

^Best one so far.... priceless

[Reyven]

:hibye:

ha, nice..... i made me laugh...

[cptschlongenheimer]

...i can just imagine this one member i have seen every now and then...

It's not mine... is it? ;)

[Wrider]

I was thinking about trimming your bush, too much foilage makes it hard to peek my head inside.

Giggity... Allrriiigghhhttt

[WolFeYeZ]

You just get a good spit going, drop it in there, rub it around the inside with your finger and slide it on. :shock:
.

[Mother Goose]

Since Angela and I are highly anal
I like where this is going.... :yes:

[Sean]

I like where this is going.... :yes:
And you can see more for $19.95 @ sluttylawyers.org


But it sounds like you've already got this one covered? :dunno:
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showpost.php?p=600387&postcount=77

[Mother Goose]

:hump:

[RajunCajun]

you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is tired

Probably illegal.... and where did you get that gorilla??

[RajunCajun]

Does it come with the woman? :?

Mine does! Maybe not at the same time, though.....

[RajunCajun]

Diets can be sooooo difficult!!


doing other things at the dinner table stops your brain

Uhhh, what were you saying, again??:confused:


multi-task when munching

Great advice, so many other areas to touch on:)


we don’t feel satisfied

You must have done it wrong:oops:


This often results in uncomfortable fermentation

Yup, definitely doing it wrong!:poo:

[RajunCajun]

eat my butt out right now.

:yumyum:

[Mother Goose]

Mine does! Maybe not at the same time, though.....
It's best when it's at the same time. :yes:

[RajunCajun]

It's best when it's at the same time. :yes:

Yes it is!

[Mother Goose]

Their grilled pineapple made a refreshing contrast between stuffing my face with meat.
Ummmm. :lol:

[grim]

Ummmm. :lol:

You know i heard pineapple makes it taste better so more power to ya!!

[mdub]

stuffing girls face with meat.

awwhh yeah......my favorite sport....next to canyon carving of course...

[RajunCajun]

tree sex, hard to resist.

Got Wood????

[Mother Goose]

These be some hot men!
It's official.

[bulldog]

It's official. Moderators be abusing their power! :lol:

This one was much better though to add; since it is true!





:D Sheesh ask for a few topless men pics and everyone calls me gay!!! :lol:

[Ezzzzy1]

Nice to see this thread back!

[bulldog]

I like where this is going.... :yes:

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/8c6b6842b867287326305cd1ee432958/http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu222/Mikedacool/ScrewBella.jpg :gay:

[Mother Goose]

I am open to PM's if you want to tell me your secret spot I could use next week (during the week) for a couple nights for my bday (I'll promise to never disclose the spot) :D
:wtf:

[bulldog]

:wtf: :spit: How did I know it was going to be me on here.

I love "secret spots"!!!!