Dr. Joe Siphek
Tue May 10th, 2005, 08:49 AM
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in
the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells
them:
" Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $2,000,000
bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what
do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in
the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells
them:
" Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $2,000,000
bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what
do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."