I'm a little teapot... [Archive] - Colorado Sportbike Club Forums

Ezzzzy1

Mon Jun 6th, 2011, 04:39 PM

Let me rephrase Captn... Man... I wish I had a dollar for every time that someone on here stated their opinion about drinking and riding.

Why is it such a big deal around here what others do, especially if its not breaking any laws? It ruins threads! Why? Because someone that does think that they are "holier than thou" feels the need to pipe in with their stupid 2 cents.

You really feel the need to bite your tongue when you see a thread wondering if anyone wants to go grab a beer? How bout this: Dont. You give it to em, really let them know how you feel about them sitting on a sunny patio, having a few beers a couple laughs and a relaxing time.

Type away yall... But if your bike isnt in any of the pictures you might want to shut your trap, you were not there and you dont know sheeeot....

OUTLAWD

Mon Jun 6th, 2011, 07:56 PM

brennahm

Mon Jun 6th, 2011, 08:35 PM

Helmet laws are tits!

OUTLAWD

Mon Jun 6th, 2011, 08:47 PM

BC14

Mon Jun 6th, 2011, 09:26 PM

I stated no opinion, only wanted to stir the pot...and you've only been around for 2 months...so at most, you would have what...~$60 :rolleyes:

I could care less what you do...true, I wasn't there...I was probably out riding, or something else besides talking about riding...but I do not really care to shut my trap, but I must know "sheeeot"...because with my awesome powers of deduction by seeing pictures of bikes and people drinking, I concluded people were drinking then riding...which then caused someone to get their panties in a bunch

and I'm not holier than thou...just smarter....Darwin will get his ;)

Love ya man :guinness:

Bueller

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 05:53 AM

I staated noo apinon sfafdf...
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/images/MB/emoticons/drunkenposting.gif

Either way, if I had met you before any of this you would probably have gotten along with me (even tho you dont like the stupidiupedy n00bs cus day dont no anything). Obviously your smarts are smarter than mine.
Not if your real world personality is anything like your online one.

Why dont you take a couple of you riches and throw a few bucks into the CSC "Yearly Supporter" fund eh...

Maybe if you stick around long enough you will see that some people give way more to the club as a whole than your $15 did.

BC14

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 06:52 AM

^ Well said.

Ezzzzy1

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 07:13 AM

Thank you Bueller for your "way more" contribution. I didnt see that tab.

grim

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 07:29 AM

Cmon you two arguing online is like being in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded. If people decide they want to drink and ride thats there prerogative some people wouldn't agree and feel its thier duty to stop someone from drinking and riding but in reality it's nobody's place to tell someone how to run their life. Your both right in your own sense and your both right in whats best for you. You can clearly see by one of the pics i was drinking (coke) and eating watermelon WHAT OF IT???

Ezzzzy1

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 07:56 AM

grim

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:09 AM

Lol... Dont get it twisted brotha! I am not advocating drinking and riding. Peoples comments about their opinion and them telling others what they should be doing (because they know) is what is pissing me off.

like i said its nobody's place to tell anyone how to run their life you know it and they know it. The beauty of america is freedom of speech you can voice what you want but it doesn't mean it has to be heard. If everyone abide'd by what anyone said cause they think they know what there talking about we might as well live like the people in Iraq when Saddam was their leader. Boys will be Boys and men will be men the ones who can make the decision for themselves and know its the right one are men. The ones who cannot or think they know whats best for others are boys. (Women apply too of course)

Ezzzzy1

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:20 AM

like i said its nobody's place to tell anyone how to run their life you know it and they know it. The beauty of america is freedom of speech you can voice what you want but it doesn't mean it has to be heard. If everyone abide'd by what anyone said cause they think they know what there talking about we might as well live like the people in Iraq when Saddam was their leader. Boys will be Boys and men will be men the ones who can make the decision for themselves and know its the right one are men. The ones who cannot or think they know whats best for others are boys. (Women apply too of course)

Good perspective....

Its amazing to me that grown adults still need to be told to keep their opinion to themselves.

DeKay

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:28 AM

Its amazing to me that grown adults still need to be told to keep their opinion to themselves.

hypocritical much?

cptschlongenheimer

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:39 AM

hypocritical much?

My thoughts exactly.
:yes:

grim

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:44 AM

hypocritical much?

cant argue that do as i say not as i do i guess lol.

OUTLAWD

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 08:58 AM

UglyDogRacing

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 09:41 AM

This is just ridiculous, really...

This is the CSC....

Spooph

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 09:50 AM

This is the CSC....

lol, that's no excuse or rationalization though. I understand it is the way it is, and I accept it for that - not gonna try and change it, and I guess that's why I feel fine saying that still, it is pathetic....

usmcab35

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 10:00 AM

Seriously.... I would like to have one thread...just one...where people don't go crazy, feelings don't get hurt and people could just stick to thank you Christi for cleaning your entire house, spending your own money (minus the $5 donation I received which was greatly appreciated), feeding us and giving us a place to hang out and talk about motorcycles and meet some new people.

@Outlawed,cptschlongenheimer (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/member.php?u=5060) and others...if your bored, watch some porn. Deliberately flaming my thread is not appreciated.

hahaha its either people drinking and riding or back protectors :lol: seems your threads are like vellos threads, always getting jacked! sorry i could be there i had the military thing but hopefully next time..

Sleev

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 12:54 PM

HI. I'm here for the butthurt.

Bottom of the page FTL

OUTLAWD

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 01:24 PM

HI. I'm here for the butthurt.
.

SaShWhO

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:33 PM

don't stir the pot~~~~smoke it! and then ride:)

UglyDogRacing

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:35 PM

don't stir the pot~~~~smoke it! and then ride:)

you're such a bad influence on all the noobs!! http://smiliesftw.com/x/avatar54063_2.gif

Devaclis

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:35 PM

Some pretty weak conversation in here.

Sean

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:39 PM

nOObs gone wild!!!!!! :rock:

Mother Goose

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:45 PM

Let me pose this question. Will the "no beer when riding" people have a beer and then drive?

cptschlongenheimer

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:50 PM

Let me pose this question. Will the "no beer when riding" people have a beer and then drive?

Nope.
If I know I have to drive. I order a sodee-pop.

12 hours bottle to throttle.
24 if I really tie one on.

You may think I'm being over cautious...
I know one thing for sure, If everybody followed this policy, drunk driving deaths would equal zero.

salsashark

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:52 PM

mmmmm beer...

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Beerfest-Wallpaper-broken-lizard-558663_1024_768.jpg

SaShWhO

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:53 PM

Let me pose this question. Will the "no beer when riding" people have a beer and then drive?

poser)

grim

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 02:58 PM

Let me pose this question. Will the "no beer when riding" people have a beer and then drive?

hell yea cause then i have a roll cage rather than just two wheels!!

(joking of course)

OUTLAWD

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:04 PM

I will drink/ride before I drink/drive ;)

Devaclis

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:05 PM

grim

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:12 PM

It SHOULD be illegal to be stupid. Half the people here would be in prison.

Texas used to have that law they need to bring it back everywhere!

brennahm

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:27 PM

It SHOULD be illegal to be stupid. Half the people here would be in prison.

I think you're giving the group WAY too much credit.:doublefinger:

cptschlongenheimer

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:29 PM

It is not illegal in any state to drink and drive/ride.

It is illegal if your ability is impared or you are above the legal limit for BAC.

It SHOULD be illegal to be stupid. Half the people here would be in prison.

True.

True. But some of these fools on the road are obviously operating with impaired/non-existent driving abilities even before they crack a beer.

And also true but since even the smartest people do at least one stupid thing in their lives so, where do you draw the line?

(And, yes, they'd have to lock my stupid ass up)

I didn't post originally to try and convince anybody to not do the dumb crap they're obviously gonna do anyways.

I just wanted to point out that there are way more "hey let's go drink and ride" threads on here than comments against. And that us "holy puritans" are better at staying out of them than we were given credit for.

Kinda, worked out differently but whatever. I already apologized to BWNF for I didn't intend to offend her.

Devaclis

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:35 PM

True.

True. But some of these fools on the road are obviously operating with impaired/non-existent driving abilities even before they crack a beer.

And also true but since even the smartest people do at least one stupid thing in their lives so, where do you draw the line?

(And, yes, they'd have to lock my stupid ass up)

I didn't post originally to try and convince anybody to not do the dumb crap they're obviously gonna do anyways.

I just wanted to point out that there are way more "hey let's go drink and ride" threads on here than comments against. And that us "holy puritans" are better at staying out of them than we were given credit for.

Kinda, worked out differently but whatever. I already apologized to BWNF for I didn't intend to offend her.

Driving while texting/eating/slapping the kids/whacking off/extremely tired/generally distracted are all jsut as dangerous.

I say we go right to the root of the issue and delete people.

cptschlongenheimer

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:42 PM

Driving while texting/eating/slapping the kids/whacking off/extremely tired/generally distracted are all jsut as dangerous.

I say we go right to the root of the issue and delete people.

Slapping the kids?
Whacking off?

aren't those the same?
;)

Ricky

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:49 PM

Oh come on... Who hasn't whacked off while driving?

TFOGGuys

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:51 PM

http://www.alexjonesmachine.com/oneup.jpg

cptschlongenheimer

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 03:58 PM

Maybe the real issue here is that tensions are running too high in the CSC because Dana doesn't give us our weekly kitty thread anymore?

What's up with that?
:p

Swift

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 04:11 PM

So many deleted posts...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qf39R76H1qba10mo1_500.jpg

puckstr

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 04:29 PM

WOO HOO!!!
http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/photoid29784.jpg

OUTLAWD

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 04:32 PM

my posts, when removed from the original thread, were taken out of context, and may be misinterpreted, so I did away with them

Devaclis

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 05:00 PM

Lol i miss the love :)

Rooster

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 07:16 PM

what the hell happened? i completly missed what brought all this on. lol

Zach929rr

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 07:27 PM

Colorado Slackjawedfaggots Club

/streamofconsciousness

sloridr

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 09:08 PM

It SHOULD be illegal to be stupid. Half the people here would be in prison.

I think you're giving the group WAY too much credit.:doublefinger:

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MetaLord 9

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 09:23 PM

One of these "bitch here" threads pops up every year. I think I did one last year, someone else the year before. It's the Internet, everybody HTFU

AOK303

Tue Jun 7th, 2011, 11:40 PM

i will admit i have nothing todo at work but read these threads

TransNone13

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 12:42 AM

Some people are fucking unbelievable. Really? Mom, may I please? In reality, and you know it, most alcohol related motorcycle fatalities are single vehicle accidents and would constitute natural selection. Who am I to prevent nature from taking its course? You certainly aren't. You are not the messiah, God, Allah, or my parents. Stop pontificating and keep it to yourself. Unfortunately, cager DUI's if resulting in fatalities, generally end up with the individual drinking surviving while those he hit are now victims. Troll...

cptschlongenheimer

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 09:10 AM

I'm assuming that's directed at me since I seem to be the only one in here with a contrary opinion.

First of all, if you were to go re-read my posts, you would see that I did no such thing as tell anybody what to do. I simply pointed out the truth that you folks talk about getting drinks and riding more than anybody tries to dissuade you. You however seem to have no problem trying to tell others what to do.

While I wish for my example to save a few lives. I don't hold out any hope of such.

And if you wanna quote statistics you should mention that in half of those single motorcycle fatalities involving alcohol, the rider's BAC was below the legal limit. So yes, they killed themselves quite legally. I'm sure that was a huge condolence to their families.

Do what you want. Get drunk, light your stupid ass on fire and drive off a cliff for all I care. But don't accuse me of trying to nanny you. If you don't like my opinions(and, yes, that's all they are), you don't have to read/listen to them.

Bueller

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 09:27 AM

People who drink turn into idiots just talking with them, I sure as fuck don't want to be anywhere near them behind the wheel or bars. That is my opinion and if you don't like it FUCK YOU!

cptschlongenheimer

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 09:28 AM

I'm always down for some self-immolation.

It's more of a vent then personal attack. Dealing with religious fundamentalist and fanatics is wearing me out.

Fair enough. Everybody needs to vent.

And I know what that's like. Thank you for your service and sacrifice. (not-the self-immolation. nobody really wants that except the fundamentalist fanatics)

TransNone13

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 09:30 AM

I always love your pointed posts bueller. We're RIP-ing now, I can't wait to be home in 8 days!~

I don't want to be around them either, but I'll stand by their right to. They're free to drink, you're free to call them idiots and not be around them.

grim

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 09:55 AM

i will admit i have nothing todo at work but read these threads

"HIGH FIVE" Im right there with you.:yay:

Vellos

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 10:07 AM

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/02/large_Llama%20kisses%20councilman.jpg

Say what llama? You want me to say having one drink is fine? And that it is also legal? And that it makes riding home on the highway fun?

cptschlongenheimer

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 10:23 AM

:lol:

Thanks, George.

Just make sure the llama doesn't D&D. That would be illegal.
Because llamas don't signal, you know.

Sean

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 10:30 AM

Dave's a little teapot?

...I knew it.

puckstr

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 11:52 AM

The drinkers don't worry me as much as the Distracted Cagers
http://image.motorcyclistonline.com/f/howto/street_savvy/122_1105_how_to_avoid_distracted_drivers/30964019+pheader_460x1000/122-1105-01-o+how-to-avoid-distracted-drivers+.jpg

8 Hurt After SUV Drives Into Cellphone Store
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/26845943/detail.html

Cager gets owned
http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/#

cptschlongenheimer

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 12:51 PM

I actually agree there.
I have a personal history that gives me an undeniable bias when it comes to DUI.
But all of us have been nearly taken out by a cager who couldn't see past his or her cell phone.
The drunks you can at least pick out cause they're weaving and driving like shit. The texters drive fine one minute, then next thing you know they take a fucking right from the left turn lane right in front of you. That happened to me in the cage three weeks ago. I saw her texting when she passed me 30 secs before.

Keyser Soze

Wed Jun 8th, 2011, 01:50 PM

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z137/dynamik008/Gifs/NotReading.gif?t=1259466458

Ezzzzy1

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 02:59 AM

Sooooo.... There I was at Bike Night, drunk, hoping at least one of the forums saviors would come and show me the light.

You should be ashamed that all you do is type about "what you would do" and say "im not saying" but you were not there to stop me and my girlfriend from riding off without our helmets while I rode the clutch out at 90 mph.

I am happy for two reasons. 1. That this is not ruining the original thread anymore and 2. That the F word has now been introduced to this conversation.

F U..... N

cptschlongenheimer

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 07:44 AM

Gawrsh! Yew shore showded mee!!!!

And here I thought you would convince me I'm way off base with an intelligent argument pointing out my flawed analysis of the facts and statistics. But gee, sarcasm sounds so much smarter!

If I'm such a whacked-out crackpot (or teapot), why do you keep coming back to debate this? Why not just ignore me?

If you aren't averse to a vigorous debate, I'm not an unreasonable person. If anybody can present an intelligent argument, any rational, rationale, if you will, that convinces me to change my mind, I will, without animosity.

Forewarning: I don't buy the legality argument. Just because something is or isn't illegal, doesn't make it the right thing to do. Slavery, segregation and texting while driving were once all legal. Prohibition was another example of the law ignoring what is right. Most the time, eventually, we make our laws to match the popular view of right and wrong. But, this process is slow and depends upon the society at large being able to agree on what is right.

I know it's easy to live your life according to what's right when your view of that matches the popular view. But I believe true moral fiber is displayed by doing what you believe to be right, even when it isn't the popular course of action.

As far as last night...
I had a couple beers. while playing the new Mortal Kombat with my wife and kids after eating an incredible rack of baby back ribs. All together, including the game, it cost me less than a hundski to give my family of four a great dinner, a great time and we get to have that kind of fun many more times. Best part the only fatalities were digital, and pulled off by me, pwning my 17 year old who found out just how bad ass Kung Lao is. :D

Ezzzzy1

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 09:40 AM

So the example you would like me to see is that you think its ok to drink and show your kids how to kill people (not really because its a video game son) while at the same time you dont want me to or anyone to have dinner and a few beers then ride?

I think you will find more negative literature about graphically violent video games and the effects on children than you would ever find about responsible drinking.

What the hell does two beers do to you? Three? Seriously... Maybe thats why we are off on this topic.

OUTLAWD

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 10:31 AM

Boys will be Boys and men will be men the ones who can make the decision for themselves and know its the right one are men.

;)

cptschlongenheimer

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 10:45 AM

Well, when one teaches their kids that there is a difference between stylized cartoon violence and actual real violence, you don't have that worry. Sure, when they were toddlers, MK was not on my list of approved games for them. Now that they are older and have proven themselves to act responsibly, I can rest more assured that they're probably not going try and re-enact scorpion's spear move. Just as much literature exists to refute the link between violent video games and violent behavior. Just like movies, music and TV.

As far as having a couple beers while I hang with my family... I think that shows more responsibility to them than if I were to tell them I'm jumping in the car/on the bike to go meet friends to have a beer. My example shows you don't have to get drunk to enjoy a finely crafted pilsner, you don't have to leave your house to have fun and hanging out with family doesn't have to mean sitting around bored playing pinochle.

What does two beers do to me? It slows my reaction time and affects my balance. Probably more than others would be, but that's because I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. It's probably not enough to make me an unsafe driver but it may affect my ability to react in time to an unsafe driver or situation.

I'm not claiming to be perfect or even smart, but I do chose my actions based on what I believe the smartest choices to be. I think alot of others in our society just do what they think is "smart enough" or what everybody else is doing.

I would make the point that Darwinian evolution will eventually prove one of us right, but I could be taken out on my way home by a drunk, texting, flip-flop wearing llama.

And, the very definition of responsible drinking is what I take issue with, and the whole point of my contention.

grim

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 05:23 PM

I have just one question to ask the two of you....Are you fucking married yet? just drop it already neither one of you is going to change each others minds unless you really think your going to I'll sit back and watch the battle of the wits..better yet I'd like to set up a place and time for you two to be face to face sure you can be tough typing on your computer but are you man enough to argue in person? just my opinion which i already know most of you don't care because I'm a so called n00b but i don't care so suck it!

Mother Goose

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 05:33 PM

I had a beer last night at bike night. Ruh roh! :lol:

Swift

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 10:49 PM

I had 2. I must be an alcoholic.

Vellos

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 10:57 PM

Aren't bike nights for people who like to get drunk and ride in a straight line making lots of noise?

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/potato/files/legacy/flying-cat-fight.jpg

Vellos

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 10:59 PM

Oh man if I had photoshop I'd crop out that cat and put him in a picture dunking a basketball. Anyone want to give me $700?

zPurpleRoom

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 11:26 PM

Aren't bike nights for people who like to get drunk and ride in a straight line making lots of noise?

You are so wrong....when you drink, you can't ever ride in a straight line for a 12 hour period....and your reaction time is increased for when you drink the second beer.....everyone know this! :)

OUTLAWD

Thu Jun 9th, 2011, 11:32 PM

Oh man if I had photoshop I'd crop out that cat and put him in a picture dunking a basketball. Anyone want to give me $700?

you implying that PS costs 7 bills?

Vellos

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 01:10 AM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000DBOA5

;) But yes Elements is all I'd really need. I think I can get a free CS version from CU Boulder as one of the perks in the architecture school - but I'm just lazy and haven't done that yet.

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 07:32 AM

I have just one question to ask the two of you....Are you fucking married yet? just drop it already neither one of you is going to change each others minds unless you really think your going to I'll sit back and watch the battle of the wits..

I'm not expecting to change anybody's mind. I just happen to enjoy a vigorous democratic debate (some might say argument). And I happen to be very passionate about this subject. If the idea of publicly discussing societal issues bothers anyone, maybe they should go live in North Korea.

For those only interested in talking about the merits of drinking and riding, there are plenty of threads on this forum for you:
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40288
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40141
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=38819
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40272
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40342
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40335
among others...

Guessing by the view count on this thread, you aren't the only one who finds it entertaining. But I bet most the people on the sidelines fall into one of these categories:

A) They've already written me (and anybody arguing with me) off as a whacko and just find this entertaining.

B) They agree with me and their lack of input indicates that they think I'm doing a damn fine job arguing the point.

C) They don't agree but can't find enough holes in my logic to offer a strong counterpoint.

..better yet I'd like to set up a place and time for you two to be face to face sure you can be tough typing on your computer but are you man enough to argue in person?...

Uh...OK....?!:roll:
These are just opinions and, yes, I'd argue them in person.
The invites to fight over this? Really? That's what the playground bullies did in elementary school did when they got pissed off cause they couldn't fucking subtract double digit numbers.

Do you guys really want me at bike night that bad? And here I thought you guys didn't like me. ;)
If Easy-E or anybody else finds it so offensive that I choose not to operate a vehicle after drinking, that they feel it necessary to take it to a physical level, I think that speaks volumes about their character, and I'd re-examine whether or not I wanted to be friends with them. It's ok though. because I know how to defend myself physically even better than I can verbally. I'll probably just dick slap them with my giant cock so hard it breaks their neck.

I had a beer last night at bike night. Ruh roh! :lol:

I had 2. I must be an alcoholic.

I hope they weren't Budweiser. Life's too short to drink crappy beer. I had a Bass ale last night. I forgot I even liked Bass ale.

Side note: I bet alcoholics are actually safer on the road after only one or two beers than I would be. They've gotten a tolerance built up and would probably feel more normal than when sober.

PS
Yes my Job is boring and I really have very little to do this week.

MetaLord 9

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:24 AM

everybody CTFD and HTFU.

dirkterrell

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:26 AM

everybody CTFD and HTFU.

You'd think that winter was here again... :D

MetaLord 9

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:29 AM

You'd think that winter was here again... :D
My exact thoughts, Dirk.

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:30 AM

everybody CTFD and HTFU.

Don't worry...
I'm calm.
And hard.
;)

MetaLord 9

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:35 AM

Graphite675

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:40 AM

You'd think that winter was here again... :D

No kidding?

I moved out here from Florida 2 years ago thinking everyone is going to be out riding all the time, enjoying the beautiful roads an scenery.
There is more drama and less riding here then I had ever seen in Florida? :think:
Sometimes I wonder if I I logged in to the "Day's of our lives" forum instread of a motorcycle forum?

.

.

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:41 AM

Like so?
17877

sloridr

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:44 AM

It's riding season. the only chaffing you fuggers should have should be from 1000 mile rides, not internet bullshit. save it for winter & get off each others cases. now somebody post some funny-ass fucking pictures and titties.

Yeah thats what I'm talkin bout!!! YO:hump:

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Devaclis

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:46 AM

So you guys are saying that is it not cool to have a few beers take your $9000 MC's for a ride on a nice, paved, smooth road, in a relatively safe manner?

What if you were to Man The Fuck Up and have a few beers and ride on some gnarly rut ridden, banked, tree lined trails on a bike taller than your 15 year old kids in a slightly uncontrolled manner at a speed that you cannot see because if you look down you WILL crash? Then you will have another beer and laugh about it?

Mmmm, sounds like I have plans for this weekend :)

CaptGoodvibes

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 08:48 AM

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm trying to take a nap. :king:

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:00 AM

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm trying to take a nap. :king:
Sorry, was I typing too loudly?
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cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:02 AM

Mother Goose

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:07 AM

I had 2. I must be an alcoholic.
You're going to hell.

Devaclis

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:12 AM

BTW: Anyone selling a WR250R? One with a rack for holding a 12 pack? I need one badly.

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab2/Moabpeeps/Planning/IMG_0781.jpg

There is no danger in having a few beers if you are properly armed.

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab2/Moabpeeps/Planning/IMG_0782.jpg

Mother Goose

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:13 AM

I hope they weren't Budweiser. Life's too short to drink crappy beer. I had a Bass ale last night. I forgot I even liked Bass ale.

Buttwiper? :puke: I like the way you think... regarding drinking real beer. :D

It's riding season. the only chaffing you fuggers should have should be from 1000 mile rides, not internet bullshit. save it for winter & get off each others cases. now somebody post some funny-ass fucking pictures and titties.
I had chaffing from my 320 mile ride on Wednesday. I'm not used to that shit. Winter has made me soft, and not just in the stomach area. :(

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/if-you-cant-say-anything-funny-show-boobies.jpg

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/boobies.jpg

Devaclis

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:15 AM

Don't forget to equip your bike with the appropriate party mods. Cops LOVE seeing a bike ready for devious and illegal behaviour.

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab2/Moabpeeps/Planning/IMG_0011.jpg

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab2/Moabpeeps/Day%202/IMG_0175.jpg

TFOGGuys

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:18 AM

Jeebus.... I haven't even read half of this thread and it sounds like a trailer for the upcoming Sandy Vagina and the Internet Whiners concert movie...

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:20 AM

Jeebus.... I haven't even read half of this thread and it sounds like a trailer for the upcoming Sandy Vagina and the Internet Whiners concert movie...

Thanks for the support, Jim!
:lol:

Devaclis

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:21 AM

Jeebus.... I haven't even read half of this thread and it sounds like a trailer for the upcoming Sandy Vagina and the Internet Whiners concert movie...

I am going to alert your boss to the constant shit stirring you are involved in on the internet.

Sean

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:23 AM

Seems like my bike serves as a beer wagon too! I like beer. I have my own "rules" but to each their own.

(Angela is going to kill me for putting up this pic! :lol: )

Devaclis

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:25 AM

Dude, your musk must attract women from 50 miles away. Your man card is made of dolomite.

cptschlongenheimer

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:28 AM

:spit:

MetaLord 9

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:30 AM

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q17/surveyor3/Dolemite.jpg

Sean

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 09:32 AM

I always carry a tie down strap on the bike. Thus far, it's only served one purpose. And it's served that purpose MANY times.
http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5189/Hydration.jpg (http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5189/funny-demotivational-pictures/hydration.html)

puckstr

Fri Jun 10th, 2011, 10:49 AM

What if you were to Man The Fuck Up and have a few beers and ride on some gnarly rut ridden, banked, tree lined trails on a bike taller than your 15 year old kids in a slightly uncontrolled manner at a speed that you cannot see because if you look down you WILL crash? Then you will have another beer and laugh about it?

Mmmm, sounds like I have plans for this weekend :)

Makes me think of when I crashed your Ruckus. Yep I was wasted

Buttwiper? :puke: I like the way you think... regarding drinking real beer. :D

Whatever :jerkoff: to snobby high brow microbrews. I love Bud :yumyum: and It works out great for me so that no one Mooches my Brews at parties. :rock:

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