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Brad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:09 PM
What is the age when you officially become a fog? I'll be 50 in November.... The bitch of it is I still feel 20 mentally. Physically, well skateboarding has taken its toll on my knees and hip. (still ride a long board) mx and 35 years in construction has beat the crap outta the rest of me.
I still ride like a young guy, I feel young, I act young, sometimes I even want to lie down on the ground and kick my feet and beat my fists and scream in a temper tantrum. Immature or young at heart? You be the judge.
Old dudes rule!
So, where do I get the official fog card? Yeah, I know, an aarp card is just around the corner. The speed limit says slow curve 55 and I'm still counting on the rule of doubling the speed limit signs in corners cuz I'm not slowin down any time soon.
Any other old guys feel the same?
Brad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:11 PM
Oh yeah, I might be a newbie here but I ain't no n00b
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:12 PM
I believe is when you hit 40+ lol... noob jk, I'm the newb
Bueller
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:24 PM
40 is FOG, 50 is super FOG.
I am coming up on 52 next weekend, I like to go fast. Mostly on a track or in the woods.
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:24 PM
I believe is when you hit 40+ lol... noob jk, I'm the newb

You're like 13, get out of the old folks home before they throw dentures or Depends!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/23/128666567337299862.jpg
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:25 PM
You're like 13, get out of the old folks home before they throw dentures or Depends!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/23/128666567337299862.jpg

Hey respect my authoritay! lmao... and I'm 9 okay popz? lol
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:26 PM
Hey respect my authoritay! lmao... and I'm 9 okay popz? lol

"Popz?", Jesus dude, I don't belong in here either...
LivingPools
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:28 PM
Any other old guys feel the same?

Aye!

I never got good at skateboarding tho.
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:29 PM
"Popz?", Jesus dude, I don't belong in here either...

lmao.... or do you? :|
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:30 PM
lmao.... or do you? :|

Not yet...
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:33 PM
Not yet...

hehe sucker... oh I mean wow awesome. eh it's all good man, I'm 24 and I feel like I'm 50.... stupid diabetes :x
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:35 PM
hehe sucker...

Next time I'll just run you over instead of stopping. :p
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:36 PM
Next time I'll just run you over instead of stopping. :p

I'm just playing guy, you almost did give us a heart attack with that sliding stop lol
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:38 PM
I'm just playing guy, you almost did give us a heart attack with that sliding stop lol

Lol, I was gonna slide it sideways, but figured it'd spook someone who I didn't know and didn't want a joke turning into Teh Suck.
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:39 PM
Lol, I was gonna slide it sideways, but figured it'd spook someone who I didn't know and didn't want a joke turning into Teh Suck.

you hooligan you... definitely not FOG behavior lmao...
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:42 PM
you hooligan you... definitely not FOG behavior lmao...


FOGs are gonna kick our asses for thread jacking, they're old and easily confused :D
madvlad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:44 PM
FOGs are gonna kick our asses for thread jacking, they're old and easily confused :D

In that case I am out and TAG YOU'RE IT! lol
Brad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:52 PM
FOGs are gonna kick our asses for thread jacking, they're old and easily confused :D

And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. If he only knew I am about to stroke out every time we wrestle.
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:53 PM
And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. Of he only knew I am about to strike out every time we wrestle.

You should fit in here just fine then, lots of FOGs to roll with, and some of the kids aren't so bad either.
Snowman
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 06:53 PM
If you remember people walking on the moon. Then you qualify as a FOG
Brad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 07:00 PM
FOGs are gonna kick our asses for thread jacking, they're old and easily confused :D

And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. Of he only knew I am about to strike out every time we wrestle.
longrider
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 07:43 PM
And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. If he only knew I am about to stroke out every time we wrestle.


And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. Of he only knew I am about to strike out every time we wrestle.

You know its a sign of something when you make the same post twice... :) ;)

i completely understand how you feel, physically I may be a FOG but mentally I would say about 30. However I have never ridden a skateboard and have no intention of starting now...
Ghost
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 07:44 PM
You know its a sign of something when you make the same post twice... :) ;)



Like I said, easily confused...
Brad
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 08:15 PM
Ha ha... what was the question?
ROFLMAO!
Cornfed
Sun Sep 11th, 2011, 10:16 PM
And tougher than shoe leather. My 27 year old son still thinks I can kick his ass, he says I am old guy strong. LOL. If he only knew I am about to stroke out every time we wrestle.

I was once warned, "never pick a fight with a FOG, if they cant fight they will just kill you."
Id say thats pretty good advice.

And your son is right. That old guy strong is freaky.
FZRguy
Mon Sep 12th, 2011, 02:13 AM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcqueenj/FOG.jpg