Funny email

[Jmetz]

So here is an email I got on my dirt bike awhile ago.


From: "Brian Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:59 pm Subject: Trade 1999 Yamaha YZ250 for Street Bike - $2 ( Denver) To: <sale-h4e4q-2451380666@craigslist.org>

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I would like to offer you $750 straight up cash for your bike. If you're interested. Please get back to me. Thanks

http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2451380666.html

From: Jmetz To: Brian Sent: Sat, Jul 2, 2011 8:33 pm Subject: Re: Trade 1999 Yamaha YZ250 for Street Bike - $2 ( Denver)

Thanks for your offer. Would you like to fuck my wife too? Or is it just me you're looking to fuck?


From: "Brian Date: Sat, Jul 2, 2011 10:46 pm Subject: Trade 1999 Yamaha YZ250 for Street Bike - $2 ( Denver) To: Jmetz

Excuse me? I just offered a price fonsey. Just relax you idiot! Your bike is ugly just like you are!

From: Jmetz To: Brian Sent: Sat, Jul 2, 2011 11:21 pm Subject: Re: Trade 1999 Yamaha YZ250 for Street Bike - $2 ( Denver)

Yes, your "price" isn't even close to what my bike and parts are worth. Next time you're looking for someone to fuck hit Colfax!

[Ghost]

Isn't $750 about 748 more than you're asking for?

[TFOGGuys]

Maybe he was just missing a 1 off the front of it...


:slap:


I LOVE it when people throw out ridiculous lowball offers...

[Jmetz]

Isn't $750 about 748 more than you're asking for?

Round about in a technicality sort of way.

[BC14]

How bout tree fiddy?

[grim]

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[Ghost]

Are you currently accepting Cookies as payment?

Cookie!

[Sleev]

can I pay you in Trident Layers?

[grim]

can I pay you in Trident Layers?

they must be Cookie flavored!