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Ninja2
Sat Oct 8th, 2011, 01:39 PM
OK. Since we now have a Legal/Legislative section, I think the time is right for a lawyers joke thread. :roll: Enjoy!

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

Wrider
Sat Oct 8th, 2011, 11:59 PM
What do you call 99 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.