The Real Life Joe Dirt

[Keyser Soze]

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsT37xH95TM&feature=related

[salsashark]

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers. You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

[grim]

:lol: oh man the true redneck come out when he says "they shoulda done the pit maneuver thats what i was sayin PIT MANEUVER PIT EM!!!" lmfao had me laughing my ass off when he said that.

[3D]

I blame society.....

[grim]

I blame society.....

Aint nuttin wrong wit him..

[mdub]

sounds just like d. spade...eesshh must've had that hat since he was 8....thinks the jacket is an Icon, though.

[rfranks303]

Man that boy jus tellin his story, yall needa leavem alone. But he's right though he shoulda had a chevy.

[mdub]

simple folks = simple mind. awls good.

[rfranks303]

I expected to open this and see a pic of me, working on my truck, in the back yard, with beer in hand.l

[mdub]

i found you

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l193/dreamer2193/DSCF1127.jpg

[~Barn~]

I didn't watch the entire thing to the end, but I watched the first 0:16 about eleven times. :lol:

[Clovis]

I'm almost surprised he didn't throw in "Judi chop" in there somewhere.

[Dietrich_R1]

I blame society.....

Yes.. You can blame it on Society! I would say that "society" once picked E-bonics almost. I think the redneck epidemic is much much better :p

[Ezzzzy1]

I expected to open this and see a pic of me, working on my truck, in the back yard, with beer in hand.l

And you thought we would never find this video! :lol:

I give the landing a 10!

Language is awesome at the end but probably not while you are at work. F.Y.I.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=gWDL93c4tiM

[mdub]

that was shot right here in commerce city....

[rfranks303]

And you thought we would never find this video! :lol:

I give the landing a 10!

Language is awesome at the end but probably not while you are at work. F.Y.I.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=gWDL93c4tiM

Busted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipQisc68dQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player