Man Awarded $7 Million After Motorcycle Accident Shortens Penis 2 Inches

[UglyDogRacing]

http://www.allaboutbikes.com/motorcyle-news/general-news/6639-man-awarded-7-million-after-motorcycle-accident-shortens-penis-2-inches


http://www.allaboutbikes.com/images/articles/administrator/473/2011_Assignments/cut_hot_dog.jpg

[Ghost]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxfrbrhL2a1r94wpoo1_500.gif

[Clovis]

Wall crashed into the side of the van, fracturing his pubic ramus bone and crushing his penis.

Matthew Wall's injury, consequential lawsuit, and $7.5 million payday begs the question: Would you sacrifice 2 inches of your penis to be a millionaire?

How many guys have 2 inches to spare?? LOL

[Wrider]

7 million dollars you say? *Starts calculating risk vs reward*

[tlees82]

Hell no, I wouldn't go through all that for less than 1 billion, even then I'm not sure i would!

[Wrider]

Hell no, I wouldn't go through all that for less than 1 billion, even then I'm not sure i would!

Well yeah, but some of us have more than 2 inches to start with! :headbang:

[The GECCO]

Well yeah, but some of us have more than 2 inches to start with! :headbang:

Lucky Bastard! :guns:


:lol:

[Aaron]

And some of us would love to sacrifice more than 2 inches, we're sick of hurting every girl we go near ;)

[Wrider]

Aaron, someone hacked your account again...

[stubbicatt]

Now we know. Some sausage is 3.5 mil per inch...

[Sleev]

7 million buys a lot of dildos

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

So, I could get $21 million and still be longer than the average 6"? :)

[Scatterbrain]

Man i couldn't afford to lose 2 inches at all! That'd be horrid!!

[grim]

The man is a geniuse shorten your dick, receive alot of money, buy pills and pumps, grow yo dick back!

[mastap07]

good chunk o change... ouch town population you bro!

[madvlad]

good chunk o change... ouch town population you bro!

Right you are cotton!