Not what I remembered...

[Ezzzzy1]

Apparently the person in charge of picking the cover girl/picture has a drinking problem :lol:

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/coverlarge.jpg

[AOK303]

kate upton looks like half the girls on the beach i agree not a big deal where did all the super models go

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

her left boob looks fuller than her right. gross :puke:

[birchyboy]

Last years was much better.

[Airreed]

I'd still pee in her butt....just sayin...

[Scatterbrain]

Yea she's a lil thicker than most but i could handle it for a year.....lol

Check out my youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDookie1020?ob=0

[CaptGoodvibes]

I don't get it.

She looks good enough to eat.

[Ezzzzy1]

Who wouldnt hit it... But shes a mess! She is about a year away from looking like Anna Nicole Smith :lol:

And this? What the fuck is this?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/teatsu.jpg

[~Barn~]

What? Delicious boobs?
:dunno:

[Ghost]

Check out my youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDookie1020?ob=0

Fuck. Your. YouTube. Channel.

[#1Townie]

Who wouldnt hit it... But shes a mess! She is about a year away from looking like Anna Nicole Smith :lol:

And this? What the fuck is this?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/teatsu.jpg
Ummm boobs?? Boobs in a tiny bikini?


What? Delicious boobs?
:dunno:
Thats my guess.


Fuck. Your. YouTube. Channel.
Blaaahahahahah!


Yea she's a lil thicker than most but i could handle it for a year.....lol

Check out my youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDookie1020?ob=0
:slap:

[Ezzzzy1]

You guys have low standards :lol:

At best I would lease this one...

[~Barn~]

If I have low standards, you have lofty expectations. :D

[#1Townie]

Dude when i look at a girl in a mag i dont think damn id keep that for life. I would hit it.

[asp_125]

...
And this? What the fuck is this?


Natural non-silicone boobs?

[CaptGoodvibes]

I remember being a dipshit teenager and thinking a tiny flaw was a deal breaker. Then I became a man and saw the good in - almost - all women.

[Keyser Soze]

:lol: All the guys talkin shit, post up what you're hittin on a nightly basis or stfu.

[Ezzzzy1]

:lol: All the guys talkin shit, post up what you're hittin on a nightly basis or stfu.

BAM! Yeh, take that! :doublefinger:



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/Haters.gif

[#1Townie]

:lol: All the guys talkin shit, post up what you're hittin on a nightly basis or stfu.

+1

[Ezzzzy1]

Natural non-silicone boobs?

Everything I could find says she DOES have fake boobies :dunno:

[bulldog]

Who wouldnt hit it... But shes a mess! She is about a year away from looking like Anna Nicole Smith :lol:

And this? What the fuck is this?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/teatsu.jpg All I see are mismatched colors, but titts look nice to me :up:

[Ghosty]

:lol: All the guys talkin shit, post up what you're hittin on a nightly basis or stfu.
No kidding, can't believe the standards on here, lol! THAT is considered "thick" or approaching Anna Nicole? WTF, not even close. I'd hate to see your idea of skinny.

Maybe your tastes are different and like a "bony anorexic straight up and down, no curves, 12yr old boy" look. Eeww. Yes, Keira Nightley is beautiful, but she needs to go on a greasy fastfood diet, imo. I dunno, maybe I'm still living in the 90's, heheh.

Kate's rack is pretty nice, not too big or fake-looking. Maybe her overall look is a "generic all-american Cali. blonde" though. I prefer more unique/exotic, like Adriana Lima...

[The Black Knight]

Check out my youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDookie1020?ob=0


Fuck. Your. YouTube. Channel.
Yeah I don't get his channel either. :dunno:

[Ezzzzy1]

So everyone would hit this with a bat, I get it (duh) but what I was originally saying was the picture that they chose was a mess. Really? They put a grossly Photoshoped picture of a girl in too small of a swimsuit on the front of their annual magazine? Thats my point.

Tell me they botch the deal? Honestly?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Ezzzzy1/image-1.jpg

Now that I looked around this picture is getting beat the hell up all over the net.

[CaptGoodvibes]

Everything I could find says she DOES have fake boobies :dunno:

Hmmm. Everything I see, including her personal interviews, says they are real, and they're spectacular! :D

[Keyser Soze]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vince-vaughn-motorboat1.gif

[Ezzzzy1]

Hmmm. Everything I see, including her personal interviews, says they are real, and they're spectacular! :D

Only one way to find out! :eyebrows:

(I only looked in two places, both said that the plastic surgeons asked replied they thought she had them done)

[#1Townie]

Bro i stopped looking at the swimsuit stuff when i was like 14 and was seeing it for real. Guess i lost interest.

[CaptGoodvibes]

Only one way to find out! :eyebrows:

(I only looked in two places, both said that the plastic surgeons asked replied they thought she had them done)

I Googled "Kate Upton fake boobs" and looked at two links on the first page of results.

[Ezzzzy1]

Bro i stopped looking at the swimsuit stuff when i was like 14 and was seeing it for real. Guess i lost interest.

Get off me dawg... Im married :lol:

[Clovis]

I was going to post up some picture of a girl with Anorexia but I don't want you all to throw up in your mouth like I just did.

Yeah, the top is a little off but still hot.

This is who I'm hitting on a nightly basis :) My beautiful wife of 7 years!

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x469/jdharward/shan.jpg

[~Barn~]

Nice Clovis. Any chance she can ditch the turtleneck Snuggie, and Vogue it up a little bit?

[Ghosty]

They may be fake, no biggie, still look good. Maybe it's just a "minor" job where the chick only wants to go up to a C or so, not the usual overdone DD crap that looks ridiculous, especially on smaller-frame girls, imo.

[grim]

Don't be fooled by the picture that Clovis posted up everyone I am about 99% sure his wife is non existent as there have been numerous occasions that she "didn't want to go" or "had other plans" when my wife and i were going to meet her. The pic he posted is from her Facebook that he prob created. :lol:

Love ya Justin ;)

[Keyser Soze]

Nice Clovis. Any chance she can ditch the turtleneck Snuggie, and Vogue it up a little bit?

:lol: Nice!

[Clovis]

HAHA, it's all true. I'm just waiting to have one of those moments when I flash back and realize that all of "our" memories were really just me! LOL

I think she's wearing a hoodie in that picture.


Don't be fooled by the picture that Clovis posted up everyone I am about 99% sure his wife is non existent as there have been numerous occasions that she "didn't want to go" or "had other plans" when my wife and i were going to meet her. The pic he posted is from her Facebook that he prob created. :lol:

Love ya Justin ;)

[#1Townie]

Get off me dawg... Im married :lol:
Good more for me. Lol.

Im happy for you man. May you have very long and happy marriage with minor bumps in the road.

[mdub]

i personally like squashing......gimme a fat bitch that will suffocate me with her shit ass and that is as good as choking both necks.....oh yeah....hahahaaahah

[Dietrich_R1]

They put a grossly Photoshoped picture of a girl in too small of a swimsuit on the front of their annual magazine?


I have to disagree!!!!! Is there ever too small of a swimsuit???

1 disclaimer: On "attractive" women!!!

[CaptGoodvibes]

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[Jmetz]

her left boob looks fuller than her right. gross :puke:

Your left or my left?

[Ezzzzy1]

i personally like squashing......gimme a fat bitch that will suffocate me with her shit ass and that is as good as choking both necks.....oh yeah....hahahaaahah

I will tell you (I know a guy that knows) that fat chicks give the best blow jobs :lol:

They can suck the chrome off a tow hitch! Its like they never know when there going to see another one!

[mdub]

that is what I hear.....fat girls need dong too....:king:

[Ghosty]

...fat chicks give the best blow jobs!
You know why? Because they're HUUUNNGRYYY!!! :D

As for non-matching bewbiez. A right-handed woman spends her whole life using her right arm for most things, therefore the muscles on that side are developed just a little more, hence a very SLIGHT variation in symmetry.

If this is a dealbreaker, you are extremely picky, lol!

[MilkMan]

I think she looks good! She's making a dumb face in that pic, but every model has the same retarded face in modeling photos lol! And I agree on the swim suit being too small for them motor boat devices, thats probably why they look uneven because their being squased down and held captive! Set them sumbitches free!! And for those with high/low/medium/ect taste, its all the same when the lights are off lol!!!!
-Mick-

[The Black Knight]

I will tell you (I know a guy that knows) that fat chicks give the best blow jobs :lol:

They can suck the chrome off a tow hitch! Its like they never know when there going to see another one!


that is what I hear.....fat girls need dong too....:king:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw&ob=av2e

"fat girl, is ridin my jock again, fat girl, is snackin on my cock again!! ouch don't bite."

:D

[Ezzzzy1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw&ob=av2e

"fat girl, is ridin my jock again, fat girl, is snackin on my cock again!! ouch don't bite."

:D

YES! :lol: Good ol Steel Panther!

"I want to sling my summer sausage into that double chin" :headbang: