Dr. Joe Siphek
Fri Jul 8th, 2005, 10:41 AM
> A woman was going swimming in her backyard pool and noticed that a frog was in
the pool treading water, unable to climb out.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten."
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> The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the
most beautiful woman in the world.
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> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.
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> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me."
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> So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you ".
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> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
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> So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.
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> Attention male readers ONLY: Please contine.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
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> Moral of the story: Women are really not as smart as they think. Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it also proves that women
never do as they are told!
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the pool treading water, unable to climb out.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten."
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>
>
> The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the
most beautiful woman in the world.
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> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.
"
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> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me."
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> So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you ".
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> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
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> So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.
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> Attention male readers ONLY: Please contine.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
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> Moral of the story: Women are really not as smart as they think. Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it also proves that women
never do as they are told!
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