Texas mom crashes, strips, eats icecream

[Ghosty]

This is so bizarre, I thought it was an Onion article at first, not real life.

MOM FOUND NAKED IN DRUGSTORE EATING ICE-CREAM, AFTER WRECKING CAR AND LEAVING HER THREE KIDS IN IT...

Hilarious R1-Forums thread, read the comments...

http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=339258


A mom was found naked and eating ice cream in a Houston drug store after leaving her three children alone in a car when she crashed it.

Stephanie Dillard, 34, was charged with endangering a child after her vehicle collided with a METRO bus on Friday, KPRC reported.

Her three children -- ages 5, 12 and 16 -- suffered minor injuries and were shaken up after the crash.
Detectives said Dillard got out of the car after the collision and walked away. She then went to a nearby CVS store and began to undress as she ate ice cream.

The children were given to a grandmother after Dillard was arrested. She is being held at Harris County Jail on a $2,000 bond.

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[Penadam]

It's those damn bath salts again!

[grim]

Was she hot?

[Ghosty]

Was she hot?
No way, go to the R1 thread I linked and scroll down, there is a picture.

http://iwidk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Stephanie-Dillard-ate-ice-cream-after-car-crash-left-injured-children-inside-naked.jpg

[big53lee]

Uhhhhhh, id say maybe she bumped her head a little hard. She's been able to keep her kids for that ling. She betta get a cat scan.

[big53lee]

No way, go to the R1 thread I linked and scroll down, there is a picture.

http://iwidk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Stephanie-Dillard-ate-ice-cream-after-car-crash-left-injured-children-inside-naked.jpg

I woulda sued the shit outa CVS!

[Ghosty]

Yeah, I think she must've got a serious concussion when she hit the bus to start acting all crazy like that. Had a complete mental breakdown, poor lady. Hopefully no permanent brain damage.

[grim]

Can't get on the r1 forum I don't have an account.

[Wrider]

Neither do I and I could see it just fine.

[Ezzzzy1]

http://iwidk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Stephanie-Dillard-ate-ice-cream-after-car-crash-left-injured-children-inside-naked.jpg

Totally Grims cup if tea :lol:

[madvlad]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

[rforsythe]

Given enough time, she'd have eaten some dude's face off.

[big53lee]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

Hiw would you kno?

[Ghosty]

I think you got your drugs mixed up. The last thing you wanna do on blow, is eat, lol. So I've heard...

IF drugs were involved (hopefully not, driving with kids in the car), it would be some crazy strong acid, pcp, bath salts, or the like. I stick by my first guess, head injury, who knows. I'm so curious now though, hope they release the cause...

[madvlad]

Hiw would you kno?

I don't lol, I was quoting Rick James lol

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/normal_CocaineRickJames-300x240.jpg

[Aaron]

You guys would be amazed at the shit we roll on.

I got dispatched to a naked female walking down the middle of a busy 4-lane street in the middle of town. Another Officer arrived on scene and aired "I think I have your undressed party here at." Sure enough she was just going for a stroll. Down the middle of a 4-lane busyass rode. Naked.

She actually had been drinking. Shocking I know. We covered her up (To benefit the eyes of anybody driving by....), and then she took a trip to the jail.

[Drama]

Lol great thread