Weekend Poll....Do fat chicks really give better BJs?

[Drama]

Do fat chicks really give better BJs?

(was discussed on one of my other forums, wondering your opinions. I hope it's as entertaining) :lol:

[grim]

Well my wife isn't fat and shes pretty top notch, she brought her A game this morning so......

I say one point to the non fatties.

[JonnyD]

Not saying hot chicks aren't, as there are exceptions to every rule, but in general the larger ones have been better. Maybe a definition of "fat" is in order. Is that a thicker girl? Self proclaimed BBW? or the kind that make your buddies go DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????? And not in the good way...

[Drama]

Yeah lets hear people's definition of Fat and see what the women of the board think. That will stir the pot. :lol:

[Slo]

I usually don't get involved in threads haha..... But from *ahem* people that I know, the overly healthy ones tend to hmmmm, put more effort into everything. However, there are thinner women that can do the same as well.

[birchyboy]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?

[grim]

Im not saying shit about what i consider fat or not my wife is 115 lbs and 5' 6" im alright with that!

[grim]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?


YES YES THERE IS!!!!!!!!!

[Drama]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?

yes. get raked and tell me there is no such thing as a bad BJ.

[JonnyD]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?

Oh HELL YES there is.

[kingtut]

The thinner/more attractive women are too good for that. Most (thin) women are constantly having to ward off the sezual 'attacks' from the opposite sex.

Thicker chicks need to elevate their skill set, and as such, have progressed further along in the art of BJ's. In other words, they've had more practice;)

"Hey bro, would you do that chick?"
"No way dude! (pause) I'd let her give me a ....job though"

[mdub]

Oh HELL YES there is.

from toothless fat chicks.

[#1Townie]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?


Fuck yes there is.

As for the topic at hand... I dont think one size/color or anything else affects the dick sucking. Now I know sluts give the best head. Why?? They do it a lot. Lol

[big53lee]

OF COURSE FAT GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD! they are making up for other things they lack. a hot chick thinks we are lucky to be with em in the first place, where the fat chick thinks SHE is lucky!

just my .02

[big53lee]

Well my wife isn't fat and shes pretty top notch, she brought her A game this morning so......

I say one point to the non fatties.


Grims old lady ----->:guns:<:dunno:--------Grim

[#1Townie]

OF COURSE FAT GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD! they are making up for other things they lack. a hot chick thinks we are lucky to be with em in the first place, where the fat chick thinks SHE is lucky!

just my .02

do what?

[big53lee]

really? try reading it again Townie....... Seems to make sense to me brutha.... lol

[kingtut]

OF COURSE FAT GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD! they are making up for other things they lack. a hot chick thinks we are lucky to be with em in the first place, where the fat chick thinks SHE is lucky!

just my .02

We pretty much said the same thing, but in different ways:lol:

toe-may-toe....toe-mah-toe

[#1Townie]

Lol maybe they treat you that way but not me dude. How about you do a little reading between the lines? Ok?

[Slo]

I am Slo.....

And I do approive of this thread!!!!

(even though its not politically correct)

[big53lee]

haha fuck you townie! GO grab a few jack n cokes and FUCK A FAT CHICK! lol........ next time i will make sure i read ALL of the thread before posting just for you bud.

just so happened i answered the question on the thread before reading KingT's post. other wise i woulda quoted his post and wrote "^^^+1" (I'm learning how this forum thing works every day)


And yes, total hotties do think you're the lucky one, when you're a big fat guy. lol

[Snowman]

You will never know the facts until the proper scientific research is done.
You have to have positive and negative sets, a control set and of course there has to be a large enough set of subjects for comparison against a single agreed upon standard.

And from what I know this forum has never completely agreed on anything... ever...

[#1Townie]

Na bro you are giving off the wrong persona. Those kinds of bitches get treated all fucked up. Them its the best sex you will ever have. You make them think THEY have something to prove. I would rather not get laid them every beg for it.


Oh and fuck you too. Lol. No jack tonight just a couple of 40s.

[#1Townie]

And from what I know this forum has never completely agreed on anything... ever...

That is so not true!!!

Townie is a jackass.
I rest my case.

[big53lee]

You will never know the facts until the proper scientific research is done.
You have to have positive and negative sets, a control set and of course there has to be a large enough set of subjects for comparison against a single agreed upon standard.

And from what I know this forum has never completely agreed on anything... ever...


lol you sound pretty dam scientific yourself mr. snowman..... but makes sense......after i read it 15 times. lmao

[Snowman]

lol you sound pretty dam scientific yourself mr. snowman..... but makes sense......after i read it 15 times. lmaoWhere is Dirk when we need him?

[birchyboy]

YES YES THERE IS!!!!!!!!!


yes. get raked and tell me there is no such thing as a bad BJ.


Oh HELL YES there is.


Fuck yes there is.

As for the topic at hand... I dont think one size/color or anything else affects the dick sucking. Now I know sluts give the best head. Why?? They do it a lot. Lol

Wow, tough crowd :violin:

[asp_125]

Craigslist ad: Subjects wanted in scientific experiment .......

[big53lee]

Where is Dirk when we need him?

Ok, enlighten me. Who'S Dirk?

[JonnyD]

You will never know the facts until the proper scientific research is done.
You have to have positive and negative sets, a control set and of course there has to be a large enough set of subjects for comparison against a single agreed upon standard.

And from what I know this forum has never completely agreed on anything... ever...

Without posting the craigslist ad, my conclusion came about by taking half my sample set, then comparing the heavier than average experiences with the lighter than average experiences against a control of not getting one. In my experiences the heavier than average ones were more willing and better than the less than average ones. Of course there were exceptions that offset one another like the lighter one that didnt, and the heavier one that I wish didnt and hope she never did again. Taking these two out of the sample set still yielded the same general experience.

Small sample set, but agreeable results. YMMV. And this thread is awesome.

[mdub]

Ok, enlighten me. Who'S Dirk?

from boogie nights....Dirk Diggler

[Wrider]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?

I've never heard a story that topped the first BJ I ever got in terms of horrible BJs. In fact I wouldn't let a girl go down on me for years after that, until one girl (skinny but amazing at head) went down while I was handcuffed to her headboard. Good times...

[#1Townie]

This thread is worthless without phone numbers. Of the girls.

[mdub]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/biochip/959204.jpg

[The Black Knight]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/biochip/959204.jpg
DAMN!! Now that's a slumpbuster. Talk about jumpin on a grenade for the team.

[grim]

DAMN!! Now that's a slumpbuster. Talk about jumpin on a grenade for the team.

Oh my god it's your avatar you are a bold bold man!!!!

[daemon]

Yes , cause they are always hungry..FTW.

[CaptGoodvibes]

And from what I know this forum has never completely agreed on anything... ever...

Other than sportbikes are more fun than cruisers of course. :D

[CaptGoodvibes]

Ok, enlighten me. Who'S Dirk?

He's one of the bigger brains 'round these here parts... scientifically speaking at least...

[#1Townie]

Dude that dirk guy.. Yeah I can't even read his posts. Every other word I have to look up. My brain is starting to hurt just thinking about one of his posts.

[mdub]

that is his Jedi skills...You are just denying his mental probe, hence head-aches.

[Slo]

Ok, enlighten me. Who'S Dirk?

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.

In all seriousness, Dirk Terrell is one of our smarter fellas on CSC. Good friend and after a few years, I still don't understand half the words coming out of his mouth.

I feel like Lee and Detective Carter....only he is Lee and I am Carter:
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?Carter: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!

[#1Townie]

Hey its more interesting than that old beer guy... I dont always admit defeat but when I do its to dirk. Lol

[grim]

Dirk is the smartest guy I have never met. He is also a very big part of his community, if I had a son I would hope he would be half the man Dirk is.

[The Black Knight]

Oh my god it's your avatar you are a bold bold man!!!!

:D

[PunyJuney]

my bike loves me and might be suggesting something
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k621/PunyJuney/IMG_6544.jpg

[derekm]

Is there any such thing as a bad BJ?
Did I ever tell you about the worse bj I ever got?










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It was great!

[CaptGoodvibes]

I don't think her body type has anything to do with it. A good attitude is all that matters.

[fasterlaster]

my bike loves me and might be suggesting something
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k621/PunyJuney/IMG_6544.jpg

Ohhhhh Myyyyyy! hahaha