Don't Have Sex With a Snowman...or you may lose your junk

[bulldog]

MAN GETS FROSTBITE ON HIS JUNK AFTER HAVING RELATIONS WITH A SNOWMAN

http://www.ks1075.com/Pics/1%20Morning%20Show%20Pics/JANUARY2013/snowman%20guy.jpg.png


I never thought I'd have to issue this warning, because it SEEMS like common sense. But here you go: If you walk past a snowman this winter, no matter HOW sexy it is, you should NOT have sex with it.
Last week, 64-year-old Kenneth Guillespie of Darwen, Lancashire, England was walking down the street drunk, when he spotted a snowman. And he carved himself a little hole in that snowman, so he could have sex with it.
By the time he was done, the five-foot snowman was basically destroyed . . . and Kenneth was screaming in agony. Because he'd gotten FROSTBITE ON HIS JUNK.
According to the hospital where he was treated, there's a chance that Kenneth's junk may have to be amputated, but so far, quote, "[he] is still in one piece."
He's not facing any criminal charges.

[Mother Goose]

Poor Randall. :(

[madvlad]

Poor Randall. :(

:lol:

[I`m Batman]

Ban alcohol and snowman/snowwoman/snow.

[bulldog]

I like how there is a 12 pack of drank beers laying there like it was some crazy party that ended in sex :lol:

[Grim2.0]

I like how there is a 12 pack of drank beers laying there like it was some crazy party that ended in sex :lol:


I am sure it was nothing short of a party.

[bulldog]

Could have at least been one of these :lol:

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/03/04/image6266488x.jpg

http://www.nupxl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Insane-and-Cool-Snowman-Figures-sexy-snowman-figure.jpg


:spit:
http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sex-snowmen.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0X1ggm5ZqsA/SywoP20rT-I/AAAAAAAACvM/Vg99WimRHw8/s400/snowman-sex-1.jpg

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/K/D/A/d/a.aaa-Snowman-or-people.jpg


I'd choose this one though :D
http://www.lalalingerie.com/images/JV1027sexysnowmanbikini.jpg

[JKOL]

Could have at least been one of these :lol:

I'd choose this one though :D
http://www.lalalingerie.com/images/JV1027sexysnowmanbikini.jpg

You have excellent taste in snowwomen.

[Grim2.0]

Oh shit


http://london.craigslist.co.uk/mis/3563432092.html

[bulldog]

You have excellent taste in snowwomen. Yeah she gets wet very easy...the slightest touch makes her melt :lol:


Oh shit


http://london.craigslist.co.uk/mis/3563432092.html (http://london.craigslist.co.uk/mis/3563432092.html)

Wow, how things travel on the internet....nice find :up:

[Ghosty]

I'd choose this one though :D
Nizzzzzzzze. Is it Brooke Burke or almost like her anyway. What a hottie. (coldie?)

[JKOL]

Yeah she gets wet very easy...the slightest touch makes her melt :lol:



Wow, how things travel on the internet....nice find :up:

:lol:

[Snowman]

Poor Randall. :(You are a very sick person...

[Mother Goose]

You are a very sick person...
True story. I'm just glad you're still alive. ;)

[bulldog]

True story. I'm just glad you're still alive. ;) There must be a story to go along with this, because I have no idea what you guys are talking about :dunno:

Care to share?

[Snowman]

True story. I'm just glad you're still alive. ;)I'm not into the Snowman on Snowman sex. That would be a bit redundant. However there have been a couple girls I've know to be pretty frigid.

[Grim2.0]

There must be a story to go along with this, because I have no idea what you guys are talking about :dunno:

Care to share?


Snowman= Randall

[bulldog]

Snowman= Randall :idea:Duh...stupid me.

Sorry Snowman I've known you since the "Purplefeet" days and never knew your first name. One of the wild things of being part of a online club; we call eachother our screen names.