Woo_Who
Mon Mar 24th, 2014, 02:20 AM
Since the topic of Creepers was brought up, I'd like to point out an equal oppertuity creeper...
Creeper Driver:
/ˈkrēpər 'drīvər/
(noun)
1.Referring to an individual operating a cage, whom has experienced an unquantified need to search out, chase after and/or pilot their vehicle through traffic in a reckless manner; so, they may then wave, gawk, gesture, attempt to race and/or shout unintelligibly at an unknown motorcycle operator, all whilst attempting to maintain an uncomfortably close proximity to said moto-operator.
2. The individual driving a VW Tiguan (with a ducati sticker in the middle of the back window) on i-25 that decided it was their responsibility to get up close and personal; in what I can only hypothesize was to inspect my hypnotizing bike and/or my awe inspiring riding style (as I rolled along in commuter mode).
2a. This same individual, then, felt it necessary to catch up to me, after I had purposely created a large gap in distance between us, seemingly for the hypocritical purpose of wagging a shaming finger at me for briefly screwing on the throttle.
Creeper Driver:
/ˈkrēpər 'drīvər/
(noun)
1.Referring to an individual operating a cage, whom has experienced an unquantified need to search out, chase after and/or pilot their vehicle through traffic in a reckless manner; so, they may then wave, gawk, gesture, attempt to race and/or shout unintelligibly at an unknown motorcycle operator, all whilst attempting to maintain an uncomfortably close proximity to said moto-operator.
2. The individual driving a VW Tiguan (with a ducati sticker in the middle of the back window) on i-25 that decided it was their responsibility to get up close and personal; in what I can only hypothesize was to inspect my hypnotizing bike and/or my awe inspiring riding style (as I rolled along in commuter mode).
2a. This same individual, then, felt it necessary to catch up to me, after I had purposely created a large gap in distance between us, seemingly for the hypocritical purpose of wagging a shaming finger at me for briefly screwing on the throttle.