~Barn~
Fri Oct 28th, 2005, 02:00 PM
:lol: I got this, this morning from my Jujitsu coach. Enjoy.
A rich man (Mike) and a poor man (Sheldon) once discussed what they gave their wives for their anniversaries…
Mike: "I bought her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
Sheldon: "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
Mike: "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
Sheldon: (acknowledged Mike’s answer then proceeded to tell him what he got his wife) "Well, I got my wife a used TV for the bedroom, and a dildo."
Mike: (with a confused and intrigued look) "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
Sheldon: "Well, in case she doesn't like the TV, she can go fuck herself."
A rich man (Mike) and a poor man (Sheldon) once discussed what they gave their wives for their anniversaries…
Mike: "I bought her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
Sheldon: "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
Mike: "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
Sheldon: (acknowledged Mike’s answer then proceeded to tell him what he got his wife) "Well, I got my wife a used TV for the bedroom, and a dildo."
Mike: (with a confused and intrigued look) "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
Sheldon: "Well, in case she doesn't like the TV, she can go fuck herself."