PDA

View Full Version : A hilarious article.



Rabbie303
Tue Jun 24th, 2014, 02:34 PM
This guy must have had a great time writing this piece. I can totally relate on some of these games.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-grown-ass-mans-guide-to-super-hard-old-nintendo-games-1589497700

bulldog
Tue Jun 24th, 2014, 02:47 PM
Nice...brought back memories....I must be around the same age as this guy because I think I got my NES around that time too (mine was that rare Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i26SMMs3aCk)version)...plus played all those games (minus maybe Top Gun). Although I did beat them all; Mike Tyson Punch Out was the hardest for sure...was all about dodging those uppercuts.

Power Glove....hahahaha....saved up for that thing after watching that Wizard (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098663/) movie that made it seem cool....biggest piece of crap ever. Now sex with a Power Glove would be new, but unless that thing vibrates now I could think of better toys for the wife and I to enjoy during sex.

The highlight was when I won 1st place in my cities Super Mario Bros 3 game...bought me a sick scoped BB/pellet gun and bragging right I was the best.

I still go in phases, but I am sure I have beat over 500 games; I refuse to quit until I beat them. Recently the new Twisted Metal defeated me and could not beat it.

Generic
Tue Jun 24th, 2014, 03:25 PM
Thank you for that

Clovis
Tue Jun 24th, 2014, 05:31 PM
I had a power glove too. Still pissed about that bullshit gimmick! Haven't tried the sex with a power glove though, maybe that's the key.