Dr. Joe Siphek
Tue Dec 6th, 2005, 01:44 PM
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one level cup
and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this
point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup,
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers
just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your
nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you
can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out,
finish the Jose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one level cup
and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this
point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup,
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers
just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your
nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you
can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out,
finish the Jose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!