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  1. Tue Feb 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM #1
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    old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?





    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
    and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

    __________________________________________________ __________________

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    __________________________________________________ __________________

    Southern Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click...(sounds of reloading).
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or

    Hollow Points?

    Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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  2. Tue Feb 13th, 2007, 06:35 PM #2
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Guess I'm a Republican!
    Liberty never came from government. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of government power, not the increase of it. Woodrow Wilson, September 9th, 1912

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  3. Tue Feb 13th, 2007, 07:05 PM #3
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    i think i am somewhere between republican and southern republican cause i dont think i would waste the ammo with the reload, i might add a kick after the empty clip though, just for good measure
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Is he worth the cost of the hollow points... or just range ammo?..
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  5. Tue Feb 13th, 2007, 11:38 PM #5
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?



    I'm guessing a single shot with some cheap ball ammo would suffice.
    Liberty never came from government. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of government power, not the increase of it. Woodrow Wilson, September 9th, 1912

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  6. Wed Feb 14th, 2007, 07:12 AM #6
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    hmmmm... I'd have to say:
    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!!!
    "C'mon kids, lets get this guy to the compost pile, his bio-nutrients will be great for our organic veggies!"

    I guess that makes me a Southern Democrat?

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  7. Wed Feb 14th, 2007, 08:54 AM #7
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    I would have to fill em with holes. Southern here!

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  8. Wed Feb 14th, 2007, 09:01 AM #8
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Dudes a goner! I am on the southern side!
    You may not like me for who or what I stand for, but who the hell are you to judge me???
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Quote Originally Posted by Badhabit
    ...Southern Democrat?
    Yeah, but since I'm an expert shot, I wouldn't waste any more ammo than necessary, cuz I'm also into conserving energy and whatnot.
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    I'd blast the f**k outa the clown and then burry the body six feet under and plant a tree on the top of the grave. I'm still Independant --- f**kin dumb southerners from red states.
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Color me Republican I guess.
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    What if I just chewed him to death Jack Bower style? I don't own a gun.
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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis
    What if I just chewed him to death Jack Bower style? I don't own a gun.
    You're in Colorado. It's more like Alfred Packer

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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Err... how about this... I almost can't wait till I get too do this.... Oh this may not be work safe... there is just a lil bad language )

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    Re: old....Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

    Guess I'm a Republican and a Southern Republican since my .45 has hollow points in it huh...... at least I have a permit!
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