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    I seeeek, I no work today

    ung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
    sick.
    Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
    When I
    feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
    everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel >> great.
    I be
    at work soon......... You house very nice ."
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    Re: I seeeek, I no work today

    LOL!!! I like this one!!!
    First, the only person you have anything to prove to is yourself. Second, you can watch life with your nose pressed up against the glass. Or you can swing the doors open and step inside.

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