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    50 funniest Homer Quotes

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    Re: 50 funniest Homer Quotes

    Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
    That is awesome!!!

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    Re: 50 funniest Homer Quotes

    "Look brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but just help me out this one time and we can get back to killing you with beer."

    And my sig. line at the bottom.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

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    Re: 50 funniest Homer Quotes

    64 slices of American cheeeeese, 63......62......
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    Re: 50 funniest Homer Quotes

    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
    "Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."

    "There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those."

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    Re: 50 funniest Homer Quotes

    HA HA HA HA I need to start useing this one at work...

    Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
    You may not like me for who or what I stand for, but who the hell are you to judge me???
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