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  1. Wed Mar 21st, 2007, 03:54 PM #1
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    The Why's of Men

    One for the ladies.

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)
    2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)
    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)
    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know....it never happened)
    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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  2. Wed Mar 21st, 2007, 07:25 PM #2
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    Re: The Why's of Men


    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    [polar opposite actually occurs, we just tell ya what you want to hear so we can all conclude with the happy ending.]
    2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    [check eye lids for glue, keeping eye contact can be painful]
    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    [well someone missed science during their early years...one sperm fertilizes the egg with the proper about of force. Watch the Simpson's and you shall find out how Bart won the race.]
    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    [it's the clue for women to understand nap time]
    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    [why were women given larger brains than ____?]
    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    [concept: assured pleasure]
    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    [How many women does it take to put up the toilet seat?]
    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    [Why did god light a match while fogging a buddy and create the big bang theory?]
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  3. Wed Mar 21st, 2007, 07:29 PM #3
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    Dan, i know you didnt find that on the net...So you are officially a new hero of mine.
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    You're the hero Jon...along with all Military forces
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  5. Wed Mar 21st, 2007, 07:39 PM #5
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    Quote Originally Posted by dapper
    You're the hero Jon...along with all Military forces
    Aww Its no thang mang!
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  6. Wed Mar 21st, 2007, 10:26 PM #6
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    Sinee this is "one for the ladies", why have none chimmed in?
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  7. Thu Mar 22nd, 2007, 08:16 AM #7
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    There is no reason the rebut the truth that ol'Dapper Dan posted...LOL luv ya ladies!
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  8. Thu Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:03 AM #8
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    Re: The Why's of Men

    I personally agree with Dapper. I am a woman and found the original version mildly entertaining. But Dapper's response is classic, I laughed so hard I peed a lil!! Good show Dan!!

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