There once was a shiek from Algiers
Who said to his harem "My Dears"
though you may think it odd of me
I'm tired of just sodomy
let's try some straight fucking." (loud cheers)
There once was a shiek from Algiers
Who said to his harem "My Dears"
though you may think it odd of me
I'm tired of just sodomy
let's try some straight fucking." (loud cheers)
1997 Suzuki GSF 600S
2002 Audi S4
BOO!!!
At least you titled it correctly!!
I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The Alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel / The three-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling.
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open.
hehe
Tyrel
Mitsujagvettecedes 1000RXTS GTR
Hand built by Jerry Garcia, Dan Gurney, Chuck Norris and Duntov's ghost. GT97 turbo,
8WD, berilium pistons, titanium rods, unobtanium crank. Block forged from the dead souls of Mongol warriors. Depleted Uranium Dog box, Flubber tires, and stage 87 axles.
-1.07 @5.7c
At the Vatican Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
1997 Suzuki GSF 600S
2002 Audi S4
after seeing the rampant homosexuality in the middle east, the limerick makes a lot of sense.
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