A love poem for the married people

[Mel]

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


**now where the fuck is one like that for my loving husband??

[Brat]

thats funny, i guess thats why im divorced....... funny though.
Brat

[Bandit]

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

WTF kinda ghey ass shit is that? heh

[lightning126zp]

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

WTF kinda ghey ass shit is that? heh

+1. That's a wrong as two dudes on a scooter